Harry has been learning how to play with other dogs since I adopted him a year ago. He's finally relaxing and enjoying himself. (Although I suspect he's only relaxing ... moreHarry has been learning how to play with other dogs since I adopted him a year ago. He's finally relaxing and enjoying himself. (Although I suspect he's only relaxing because the vet put him on Prozac). Anywho, I've been thinking it might be time to get him a companion. I've been considering adopting from a local group that saves Puerto Rican street dogs. But I'm worried they won't get along due to the language barrier. Harry doesn't speak or understand Spanish. Any suggestions on how to train him to speak Spanish? Do you know if they make a Rosetta Stone for dogs? Have any links? Help a girl out willya? ;-) less
I really do learn from my mistakes. Honest, I do. But, dammit Janet, sometimes my mouth starts moving before my brain kicks into gear. I know not to ask another w... moreI really do learn from my mistakes. Honest, I do. But, dammit Janet, sometimes my mouth starts moving before my brain kicks into gear. I know not to ask another woman if she's pregnant. I know!While on vacation, I was shopping with a friend at TJ Maxx. Went into the dressing room to try on some tops and there was a lovely young woman who was working in there. She was clearly pregnant. Beautiful, perfectly proportioned woman, not an ounce of fat on her, and a pronounced belly. So, I asked her when she was due. She told me she wasn't pregnant. As I apologized profusely, looking like the complete idiot that I am, she told me very nicely not to worry about it, that people said that to her all the time, and it was just a fat stomach. THEN, I wanted to say, "Hey lady, I think you better get to a doctor because if that there ain't a baby, then you must have yourself a big a$$ed tumor!" But, I was good. I shut my big forking mouth, and slunk a... less
