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At an event Biden was talking about Trump’s handling of the covid virus and he said -
"Remember when he was trying to deal with Covid...He suggested just inje... moreHere is mine.
At an event Biden was talking about Trump’s handling of the covid virus and he said -
"Remember when he was trying to deal with Covid...He suggested just inject a little bleach in your veins. He missed, it all went to his hair”. Cheers!
A reporter said that at Trump’s fraud trial it looked like his eyes were closed and his head kept lowering towards the desk. It will be funny if his head keeps getting lower ... moreA reporter said that at Trump’s fraud trial it looked like his eyes were closed and his head kept lowering towards the desk. It will be funny if his head keeps getting lower until he bumps his head on the desk and a cloud of orange makeup dust poofs up.
It would be really really funny if when Trump’s head hits the desk it lands on a rubber stamp that they use to reject documents. And after the puff of orange makeup dust Trump raises his head and there is the word reject stamped on his forehead. Cheers! less
Biden used this line at the Gridiron Club dinner on Saturday night, and at a private event more recently.“Just the other day a defeated-looking man came up to me an... moreBiden used this line at the Gridiron Club dinner on Saturday night, and at a private event more recently.“Just the other day a defeated-looking man came up to me and said, ‘Mr. President, I have crushing debt, and I’m completely wiped out,’” Biden said. “And I had to look at him and say, ‘Donald, I’m sorry. I can’t help you.’”
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid ... moreI recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint. less
Two Jewish men went to their Rabbi,The first man said; Rabbi you will never guess what happened to me,my son left home and became a Christian.The second man said; Rabbi you wi... moreTwo Jewish men went to their Rabbi,The first man said; Rabbi you will never guess what happened to me,my son left home and became a Christian.The second man said; Rabbi you will never guess what happened to me;my son also left home and became a Christian, what shall we do?The Rabbi said; pray to God and ask for advice.The two men prayed to God; God what should we do?God said; You'll never guess what happened to me...
