Last Spring I asked that AM members refrain from posting things that could make me blush because it could put me in deadly danger. When I blush my face turns a bright red... moreLast Spring I asked that AM members refrain from posting things that could make me blush because it could put me in deadly danger. When I blush my face turns a bright red and if I go outside on a Spring day with a bright red face a bear might mistake me for a Huckale berry and try to eat me. I have been seeing a mama bear and her 2 cubs lately and they are pretty healthy looking for this time of year. Cheers and happy weekend
I just stole this one from SW. What is the difference between Bird flu and Swine flu? With bird flue you need tweetment but with Swine flu you need oinkment. Cheers!
I do because Trumps accountants have declared that years of his financial statements are not reliable. That could cause his lenders to call all his debts to be paid up im... moreI do because Trumps accountants have declared that years of his financial statements are not reliable. That could cause his lenders to call all his debts to be paid up immediately. And that could put Trump in the poor house and he might have to start living in his car (Car-a- Logo). Stole that joke from Stephen Colbert. Cheers!
You will never guess so I will just tell you - its me. Today I was using a chop saw and chop saws are probably called chop saws because they have chopped a lot of fingers and... moreYou will never guess so I will just tell you - its me. Today I was using a chop saw and chop saws are probably called chop saws because they have chopped a lot of fingers and hands off people that didn't keep their mind on their job. And I must say it was pretty hard to keep my mind on the job well thinking about me in my speedo on the West Coast of Vancouver Island next mouth. Cheers!
I would like to place one on someone's seat in a court room. Then after the person sits down on the Whoopee cushion jump up and shout - odor in the court - odor in the court. Cheers!
