A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet read... moreA little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand, and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while…Billy says: "I'm fine, mommy…i just haven't gone 'doody' yet."Mother says: "ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"Billy says: "works for ketchup." less
If you do you should head to Vancouver Island at the end of August and load up on free cannabis. It is starting to look like we will be having a bumper crop of cannabis this ... moreIf you do you should head to Vancouver Island at the end of August and load up on free cannabis. It is starting to look like we will be having a bumper crop of cannabis this year (probably because of the heat wave). The last time we had a bumper crop the extra weight of all the sticky buds caused the Island to start sinking so we had no other choice but to give it away before we went under. To avoid the long line ups on the West coast I suggest you approach the Island from the the North end then bring your barge down the Strait of Georgia and pull into the Parksville Bay then tell one of the local yokals that Nanoose sent you and they will hook you up. Cheers! less
