I ordered a Whopper at the Burger King Drive-through.I again forgot to mention "No mayonnaise."While sitting on floor at home eating my food and watching a "Reno:911!" rerun, I cou... moreI ordered a Whopper at the Burger King Drive-through.I again forgot to mention "No mayonnaise."While sitting on floor at home eating my food and watching a "Reno:911!" rerun, I couldn't even finish the Whopper due to icky mayo goop.I put the plate on floor.My cat started to happily lick up the mayo off the bun.I think I'll need to find a new home for her.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Myers.... moreSHOPPING WITH THE WIFE... AN EVERYDAY THING...
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Myers.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Myer's.
Dear Mrs. Harris,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official v... less
I didn’t realize until I researched on Wikipedia that they had been released as early as 1967 in one version, other versions followed at other times, and in 1991 in the final... moreI didn’t realize until I researched on Wikipedia that they had been released as early as 1967 in one version, other versions followed at other times, and in 1991 in the final version.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wacky_Packages~
Seems to me that when most comedians want to make fun of Biden the best they can do is put on a pair of dark Aviator glasses and say something like - I'll tell you what ... moreSeems to me that when most comedians want to make fun of Biden the best they can do is put on a pair of dark Aviator glasses and say something like - I'll tell you what Jack. But Trump seemed to do something laughable every day like when he altered a weather map with his black marker. Cheers and happy weekend!
Yesterday President Biden attended a Gridiron Club dinner by video chat. One of the things he said was - I really wanted to be with you tonight but... moreYesterday President Biden attended a Gridiron Club dinner by video chat. One of the things he said was - I really wanted to be with you tonight but the truth is I just couldn’t find a seven hour and 37 minute gap in my schedule. It was a burn at the seven hour and 37 minute gap in Trumps WH phone logs. Cheers!
