“Highly susceptible to adverse reactions to poor grammar, avocados, guacamole, mayonnaise, Vegemite, and knockoff massage oils. Do not allow near Canadian border, especially ... more“Highly susceptible to adverse reactions to poor grammar, avocados, guacamole, mayonnaise, Vegemite, and knockoff massage oils. Do not allow near Canadian border, especially in vicinity of his serial ex-wife/fiancé. No liability nor legal recourse can be sought in any harem-related activities or sandwich-making assembly lines located on his property, especially in dungeon secure basement facilities. Will not observe restraining orders issued in the state of Minnesota. Your failure to read all of the fine print before accessing his services does not absolve you from any actions he may take concerning you. No guarantee is made for your placement on the rotation schedule nor is your position there permanently fixed. All patents pending.”
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The Menu Venue
Spoons and Tunes Spoon Saloon Fork and Pork Stagger Inn Pie-Hole Junction Salad for the Pallid (a vegetarian... more
The Menu Venue
Spoons and Tunes Spoon Saloon Fork and Pork Stagger Inn Pie-Hole Junction Salad for the Pallid (a vegetarian meeting place) The Heyday Buffett (a nostalgic themed eatery) Swill and Grill (offers drinks and food, neither of them very good in quality) Burgers and Mergers — Where We Make The Meals While You Make The Deals (located in the business district) Porridge and Storage — Stuff Your Gut and Store Your Stuff (a combined café and mini-storage place) Neat Eats (a trendy new-age theme) less
The Upper CutScalp ‘n’ ScalpelBed Shed for the Nearly Dead
Try ‘n’ SurviveYour Wallet or Your LifeYour Life Savings could mean your life-saving
You s... more
The Upper CutScalp ‘n’ ScalpelBed Shed for the Nearly Dead
Try ‘n’ SurviveYour Wallet or Your LifeYour Life Savings could mean your life-saving
You stab ’em, we’ll grab ’em!Pay to Stay (and pay, and pay, and pay)Nickel and Dime All the Time
