My wife was reading a Archie comic book at the kitchen table. On the cover there was a picture of Archie running down the street with his arms up in the air. When my... moreMy wife was reading a Archie comic book at the kitchen table. On the cover there was a picture of Archie running down the street with his arms up in the air. When my wife wasn't looking I put a doobie in his hands so it looked like he was carrying a giant doobie over his head and going to Betty's house to get her high. Cheers!
I ordered a Whopper at the Burger King Drive-through.I again forgot to mention "No mayonnaise."While sitting on floor at home eating my food and watching a "Reno:911!" rerun, I cou... moreI ordered a Whopper at the Burger King Drive-through.I again forgot to mention "No mayonnaise."While sitting on floor at home eating my food and watching a "Reno:911!" rerun, I couldn't even finish the Whopper due to icky mayo goop.I put the plate on floor.My cat started to happily lick up the mayo off the bun.I think I'll need to find a new home for her.