The other morning I was up at 3 am, went outside, sat in my chair on the porch. Saw an Owl with a white face perched on a cross I have in my backyard. I began talk... moreThe other morning I was up at 3 am, went outside, sat in my chair on the porch. Saw an Owl with a white face perched on a cross I have in my backyard. I began talking to it to see if we could be friends, was out there for a while talking to this owl. Was amazed at how still it was and didn't move. The next day I again went outside and looked at the cross hoping to see the owl re-appear. There wasn't an owl but merely the end of a piece of wood which was white. I had been talking to a piece of wood all along. Hope none of my neighbors were up at that time and saw me talking to nothing. I'm still laughing at myself. Next time I'll get my flashlight and make sure. less
The US postal service created a stamp with pictures of trump, but the new stamp was not sticking to the envelopes. trump was enraged, and he demanded a full investigation.&nb... moreThe US postal service created a stamp with pictures of trump, but the new stamp was not sticking to the envelopes. trump was enraged, and he demanded a full investigation. After weeks of testing and $1.75 million in congressional spending, a special commission presented the following findings.
The stamp is in perfect order.
There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
People are spitting on the wrong side
Who is that you ask and I say IDK some obscure crazy guy finger picker. Who in your idiot savante slightly retarded mind are you going to think of next honestly guy? Wow!
