Once I was arrested and tried for telling corny jokes in public. The Judge sentenced me to death by lethal injection -and I thought it was a pretty harsh sentence and figured ... moreOnce I was arrested and tried for telling corny jokes in public. The Judge sentenced me to death by lethal injection -and I thought it was a pretty harsh sentence and figured he must be talking to somebody else so I pointed to myself and said - na - noose. Then the judge said OK have it your way and they took me out and hung me. Cheers and happy weekend!
What about Wu Who? Wouldn't that be worse? Actually Wu is a Chinese surname so few if any Chinese have it as a first name. But it was fun anyway, right?
