Police Dispatcher: RCMP Dispatch, how may I help you, please, eh?Randy D: My name is Randolph D, I’m calling from California to report a crime. PD: How’s that? Did... morePolice Dispatcher: RCMP Dispatch, how may I help you, please, eh?Randy D: My name is Randolph D, I’m calling from California to report a crime. PD: How’s that? Did the alleged crime occur in California or in Canada, eh?RD: Well, I’m the victim, but the suspect is a Canadian woman and she lives there in Canada.
PD: But I asked you where did it actually occur, sir, eh?RD: I don’t know how she did it, but she stole money from me even though she’s in Canada and I’m in California.PD: Oh, so this one of those internet things where you meet women online sir, eh?RD: No, no, no, no! You’ve got me all wrong! She’s one of my ex-wives, you see.PD: “One of”? Exactly how many times have you been divorced, eh, sir?RD: Well, that’s where it gets a little complicated because there’s this Harem that I have . . .PD: A “Harem”? Is this aboot an international sex-trafficking ring, eh? You’re calling to co... less
In your opinion, is it or was it something that could have been heard by the US Supreme Court based on the criteria of which cases they take on and which cases they do not?~
(((So why did this somehow make me think of Jane S? Gee, it must be our psychic and telepathic connections with each other that are pulling me in. I’ll bet she’s ... more(((So why did this somehow make me think of Jane S? Gee, it must be our psychic and telepathic connections with each other that are pulling me in. I’ll bet she’s thinking of me right now. BRB!)))~
that deep down inside she really wants me if she then buys powerful binoculars that allow her to watch my every move in some sick, twisted voyeuristic way? These frivolous legal ac... morethat deep down inside she really wants me if she then buys powerful binoculars that allow her to watch my every move in some sick, twisted voyeuristic way? These frivolous legal actions have to stop, we both know we belong together. None of this pretend drama is even necessary; I’m going to drop by her place tonight and put the bloom on this strained relationship. ~
In some areas of the city there is street parking then a bicycle lane running between cars parking and the sidewalk. People park then jump out of their cars to the sidewalk n... moreIn some areas of the city there is street parking then a bicycle lane running between cars parking and the sidewalk. People park then jump out of their cars to the sidewalk not noticing the bike lane. Suppose a cyclist hits a person crossing the bike lane; who do you think would be at fault? Today I saw a guy almost get hit except for good braking by the alert cyclist.
