A. Work out in the exercise yard and get a buff, well-toned body complete with flat six-pack abs.B. Attempt to escape.
C. “Find” religion, or Jesus, or God, or some oth... moreA. Work out in the exercise yard and get a buff, well-toned body complete with flat six-pack abs.B. Attempt to escape.
C. “Find” religion, or Jesus, or God, or some other higher power.C1. Convert to a different religion.D. Practically live in the prison library and finally read all those classics that have been neglected for so long.E. Get violated in the shower/drop the soap, either intentionally or unintentionally.F. Consider suicide.G. Get released early for good behavior.H. Join a criminal gang.I. Learn a foreign language.J. Become another prisoner‘s girlfriend.K. Take up smoking. K1. Quit smoking.L. Construct a makeshift weapon. M. Keister something.N. Rat. O. Harass the “new fish”.P. Write a book about the experiences.R. Suck up to the corrections officers.S. Be the troublemaker type of prisoner who is constantly sent to segregation. T. Take up the harmonica. U. Two or more of the above, specifically: ________.V. Why the heck is this list ... less
(JA caused us to get caught numerous times; somehow, I always ended up with more charges, convictions and jail time than she ever did. Suspicious? You be the judge . . . )
