Friends, I have a serious dilemma on my hands and need your help. My personality and devilish good looks are all in my expressive eyebrows and silky beard. I thou... moreFriends, I have a serious dilemma on my hands and need your help. My personality and devilish good looks are all in my expressive eyebrows and silky beard. I thought all those cookies were a trap but, I just couldn't help myself. My mistress set me up! She shaved me down! I now look like a freaky deaky Chihuahua and not the handsome Yorkie mix that I truly am. I am SO FUGLY! Tomorrow I go back to doggie daycare. I will admit that I have had a problem getting along with other dogs but, I am much better now. I have a bevy of beauties there that I play with. They LUV me. Call them my own personal harem if you wish. BUT, without my luxurious locks, how will they recognize me? I am afraid they will leave me for Bruno, who is always trying to steal them away. HELP! What do I say to all my little girlfriends to keep them from throwing me over for a hairier guy? Before &... less
My dog would take a bullet for me in a heart beat but because of the long talk I had with him he understands that my wife is a bit of a punk so in a situation it's her that I ... moreMy dog would take a bullet for me in a heart beat but because of the long talk I had with him he understands that my wife is a bit of a punk so in a situation it's her that I expect him to protect and or take a bullet for. I'v had a few loyal dogs in my life but he's the first one that I know I could count on to do something like that. Cheers and happy weekend!
Theres an old man who walks up and down the highway with a dog.He is not very well kept, nor is his dog. It is a big dog that goes up to his waist!He doesn't keep him on a leash ei... moreTheres an old man who walks up and down the highway with a dog.He is not very well kept, nor is his dog. It is a big dog that goes up to his waist!He doesn't keep him on a leash either. The old man and the dog walk on the side of the highway at least three times a week. There is no shoulder on the side of the road, and the speed limit is 65 miles per hour. I don't know where he's going or if he's coming from somewhere. The thing is that every time I see him, I wonder about the same thing, how did he get that big dog?In my case, I was just at the right place for the dogs, at the wrong time for me. So feeling sorry got the best of me.How bout you? less
My dog can play a rubber ball bicycle horn but he only knows one song (Three Blind Mice). When he finishes the song I get him to start singing (wolf howling) it's pretty ... moreMy dog can play a rubber ball bicycle horn but he only knows one song (Three Blind Mice). When he finishes the song I get him to start singing (wolf howling) it's pretty funny. Next I want to teach him to pick up a mike and drop it after he finishes his song. Cheers and happy weekend!
I seem to have a knack for finding a cat or dogs sweet spot and if they are in need of a pat or ear scratch they know I'm the guy that can satisfy them. Cheers!
Our cat and dog get along like they were a sister and brother from another mother. Once our dog even turned on his dog buddy when the dog attract his sister and the cat s... moreOur cat and dog get along like they were a sister and brother from another mother. Once our dog even turned on his dog buddy when the dog attract his sister and the cat seemed to appreciate/respect her big brother for sticking up for her. Cheers!
