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If Johnny Depp became a gym instructor, would that be ... Pilates of the Caribbean?

Last post by Slartibartfast - December 27, 2024
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Is Peter Pan always flying because he Neverlands? (This one never gets old)

Last post by Honey Dew - March 14, 2023
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If you dropped your toothpaste, would you be Crestfallen?

Last post by Stu Spelling Bee - March 23, 2023
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Were you fired from your job at the Italian restaurant for making a Fusilli mistakes?

Last post by Walt O'Reagun - October 27, 2021
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My aunt always complains that she is cold. Should she change her name to Arctica?

Last post by Element 99 - June 1, 2021
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Is a French snail that isn't moving an escar-stop?

Last post by Randy D - February 7, 2023
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Are Russian Babooshka dolls egotistical? They're so full of themselves.

Last post by SavvyAnsley - May 21, 2021
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If Kate Bush visited Brazil, would she be just Kate?

Last post by Randy D - July 19, 2022
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Is there anything more nauseating than a dartboard on the ceiling? It makes you throw up.

Last post by Randy D - November 3, 2021
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If DeForest Kelley had owned a fitness center, would he have called it the "He's Dead, Gym"?

Last post by Benedict Arnold - October 7, 2020
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This vegan girl keeps hitting on me. Why would she do that, when I never met herbivore?

Last post by Pearl - June 22, 2020
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Is it possible to be romantically involved with a tennis player, since love means nothing to them?

Last post by my2cents - February 1, 2020
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Is it wrong to drink and derive?

You might hit a sine and make a math ...

Last post by Pearl - March 31, 2019
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Does the Tesla Model S go like a snail? "Look at that S car go!"

Last post by Archerchef - February 28, 2019
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If someone owns a billion dollars worth of gold, does that make them a bullionaire?

Last post by Element 99 - February 19, 2019
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If Elon Musk ever got into a scandal, would ElonGate be really drawn out?

Last post by Slartibartfast - February 18, 2019
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Do belly dancers have easy jobs? They just stand around and twiddle their tums.

Last post by Not Sure - January 1, 2019
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Will I get sick if I eat 8 loaves of French bread? I have a huit allergy.

Last post by Slartibartfast - December 31, 2018
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Does Trump wash his mouth out with lye soap?

Last post by Pearl - November 15, 2018
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Are you fond of sweet potatoes? I yam.

Last post by Lulu'sMom - September 24, 2018
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Given than some folks still refer to the octothorpe as "pound", can "#metoo" be misconstrued as an invitation?

Last post by Slartibartfast - June 13, 2018
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Before Han met Leia, was he makin' wookiee?

Last post by Pearl - May 13, 2018
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I left a dollar bill in my pants pocket and it went through the wash. Am I going to be prosecuted for money laundering?

Last post by Element 99 - April 24, 2018
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Do juvenile soldiers belong in the infantry?

Last post by Nice Jugs - April 24, 2018
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Is Iron Man a Fe male?

Last post by JakobA the unAmerican. - April 8, 2018
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Is a bread knife with four blades a four loaf cleaver?

Last post by Slartibartfast - February 17, 2018
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Apparently it's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide pods. Why is it so hard to deter gents?

I'll see myself out now ...

Last post by WelbyQuentin - January 28, 2018
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Should paramedics work naked? Then they wouldn't need an ambulance, they'd always have their meat waggin'.

Last post by WelbyQuentin - January 11, 2018
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Did you know that Darth Vader was once married to a woman called Ella?

It didn't last, divorce was strong with them ...

Last post by Not Sure - November 16, 2017
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Is a plateau the highest form of flattery?

Last post by Randy D - October 21, 2017
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Do Admirals have bellybuttons? They're navel officers.

Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - September 2, 2017
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If Bob Hope had been born a vampire, would his mommy still have breast-fed him?

"Fangs for the mammaries!"

Last post by LyricalOne - August 19, 2017
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If an MD marries a PhD, is that a paradox?

Last post by LyricalOne - August 24, 2017
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Will Scaramucci do the fandango?

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Last post by Slartibartfast - July 31, 2017
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Bill Clinton once claimed that he experimented with marijuana, but didn't inhale. Does that mean he only got baked in fine weather?

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Last post by Stu Spelling Bee - June 29, 2017
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Why do the bands Uranium 235 and Lead play indie and hip hop, respectively? You'd think they'd be heavy metal...

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Last post by WelbyQuentin - June 27, 2017
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Trump blocked Stephen King on Twitter. How will he Carrie on?

Thanks to George "Sulu" Takei for this one - it was too good not to post it X-D

Last post by Slartibartfast - June 15, 2017
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I'll be breve - does sheet music make you quaver, or do you get all crotchety?

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Last post by Benedict Arnold - June 8, 2017
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If you're losing at an auction, do you get morbid?

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Last post by Randy D - June 6, 2017
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Are Missourian home designers known as Ozarkitects?

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Last post by Slartibartfast - June 5, 2017
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Are double negatives a no-no?

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Last post by Element 99 - June 4, 2017
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Would a cold triglyph be friezing?

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Last post by Pearl - June 3, 2017
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Are exponential equations a pain in the asymptote?

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Last post by tom jackson - June 2, 2017
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Sausages have so little meat in them these days, isn't a microscopic tektite a little meteor?

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Last post by Pearl - June 2, 2017
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If you sleep under the bed, are you a little potty?

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Last post by Pearl - May 28, 2017
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If you pour root beer into a square glass, is it just beer?

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Last post by Slartibartfast - May 28, 2017
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Do Muslims prefer to order piecemeal? Allah carte?

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Last post by Benedict Arnold - May 25, 2017
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Do children who fail their colouring exams need a shoulder to crayon?

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Last post by Stu Spelling Bee - November 6, 2022
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Do dragons take the fifth, to avoid self-incineration?

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Last post by carbonproduct - May 25, 2017
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If a family name dies out, can it be said to have suffocated because it has no heir?

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Last post by Pearl - June 1, 2017
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