After blasting several of them with your trusty assault rifle, how long would it be before you started wondering why all of them were so small, and why they were all carrying littl... moreAfter blasting several of them with your trusty assault rifle, how long would it be before you started wondering why all of them were so small, and why they were all carrying little bags of candy?
This may be the ONLY time you ever see me quote scripture, but the gist of the holiday is found in Deuteronomy Chapter 26:6But the Egyptians mistreated us and made us suffer, subje... moreThis may be the ONLY time you ever see me quote scripture, but the gist of the holiday is found in Deuteronomy Chapter 26:6But the Egyptians mistreated us and made us suffer, subjecting us to harsh labor. 7Then we cried out to the Lord, the God of our ancestors, and the Lord heard our voice and saw our misery, toil, and oppression. 8So the Lord brought us out of Egypt with a mighty hand and an outstretched arm, with great terror and with signs and wonders.So join us for a fun, spiritual evening of matzah, dinner, wine, and song! less
