“C.K.” thought I was the best specimen of man to come around in months, we hit it off great from our first meeting. We enjoyed a long-termer that was only broken ... more “C.K.” thought I was the best specimen of man to come around in months, we hit it off great from our first meeting. We enjoyed a long-termer that was only broken up when she had to move to the other side of the country and we decided against trying it long-distance.
“L.” couldn’t stand me and ended the date early in sheer disgust, called me the most negative man she had ever known. We never spoke with each other again and disappeared from each other’s lives. ~ less
He: “Honey, why is your wedding band on your right ring finger? You never take it off, and this when I left home this mor . . . ”She: “Where in the hell&nbs... moreHe: “Honey, why is your wedding band on your right ring finger? You never take it off, and this when I left home this mor . . . ”She: “Where in the hell is your wedding band? You’re not wearing it at all, you take it off either, and this morning when you left home, you had it on. What have you been up to? Grrrrrrrrr.”
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