Category: Unicorn Questions.I read this one, sorry... I know, I got a really horrible taste in jokes...The Religious Cowboy The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was m... moreCategory: Unicorn Questions.I read this one, sorry... I know, I got a really horrible taste in jokes...The Religious Cowboy The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a unicorn walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the unicorn's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the unicorn. "Your name is written inside the cover." less
The Donald has got a lot of housecleaning to do. He might include Kellyanne who likes to talk a lot but isn't very particular with regard to the propriety of what she rambles on ab... moreThe Donald has got a lot of housecleaning to do. He might include Kellyanne who likes to talk a lot but isn't very particular with regard to the propriety of what she rambles on about. She was cute at first. Cute does not have a long shelf-life. When cute goes you just have dull and uninteresting. Cute can never come back once it's gone.
Will Trump flip to the reverse and let Ryan and his social service-gutting comrades kill Social Security and Medicare? That will be just be one more thing Trump lied about. Ho hum.... moreWill Trump flip to the reverse and let Ryan and his social service-gutting comrades kill Social Security and Medicare? That will be just be one more thing Trump lied about. Ho hum. But a very important thing. Let's see who is boss. Trump or Paul Ryan and the Ryanaires?
Ivanka has been very classy. They have been very classless. They should follow her lead and shut up/stifle it/swallow it/fuggeddaboutit! Geez. Puhleez! :(
Pence says Flynn lied to him. Pence says he did not know the truth. Do you believe him or is he just lying to save his a**? There are so many liars in THE DONALD administrati... morePence says Flynn lied to him. Pence says he did not know the truth. Do you believe him or is he just lying to save his a**? There are so many liars in THE DONALD administration how do you whom to believe?
Miller was all over the tube Sunday dishing out this level crap. SHALL NOT BE QUESTIONED! Who the he** does he think he is? Of course The Donald tweeted what a great job Mill... moreMiller was all over the tube Sunday dishing out this level crap. SHALL NOT BE QUESTIONED! Who the he** does he think he is? Of course The Donald tweeted what a great job Miller did. All the White House folks said he did a great job . So that is what they think is going to happen then? That THE POWER OF THE PRESIDENT SHALL NOT QUESTIONED. FASCISTS run the government exactly like that. No one DARES question. Little Stevie Miller got up to the Bigs and thinks he hit a home run. Do you?
Category: Unicorn Questions.Surfing the web, I found this funny song, and even funnier the interpretation of it, all made as a joke. But, what about those unicorns, what happened t... moreCategory: Unicorn Questions.Surfing the web, I found this funny song, and even funnier the interpretation of it, all made as a joke. But, what about those unicorns, what happened to them?
A long time ago, when the Earth was greenThere was more kinds of animals than you've ever seenThey'd run around free while the Earth was being bornAnd the loveliest of all was the unicornThere was green alligators and long-necked geeseSome humpty backed camels and some chimpanzeesSome cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're bornThe loveliest of all was the unicornThe Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him painAnd He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to doBuild me a floating zoo,and take some of those...Green alligators and long-necked geeseSome humpty backed camels and some chimpanzeesSome cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're bornDon't you forget My unicornsOld Noah was there to answer the callHe finished up making the ark just as the rain started to f... less
If you think not, where are you moving?If you are not American, I don't put down your country, so please extend the same respect. As Americans, we argue politics and then eat dinne... moreIf you think not, where are you moving?If you are not American, I don't put down your country, so please extend the same respect. As Americans, we argue politics and then eat dinner together...at the family table even.
I'm in child care as nanny, and while the mom I help is kind and I really love her kid, my schedule is never consistent..she said in beginning "sometimes" she may come home a bit l... moreI'm in child care as nanny, and while the mom I help is kind and I really love her kid, my schedule is never consistent..she said in beginning "sometimes" she may come home a bit late. I said ok, but lately it has been once a week or sometimes more. I always just say no problem, but is it ok to request a specific schedule? I know sometimes she works late I just don't know if she can choose that or the boss makes her... I have obligations after and I have had to cancel sometimes. On occasional weekend shift, still late as well, sometimes an hour :/ I am unsure how to say anything , as I'm shy and don't like confrontation.. I don't want to seem bossy ... :/ any tips welcome less
The Times reports today that, Steve Bannon, said the press should “keep its mouth shut” because it did not “understand this country”.That's real thoug... moreThe Times reports today that, Steve Bannon, said the press should “keep its mouth shut” because it did not “understand this country”.That's real thought-provoking is it not? From several aspects! SO the most influential advisor to the Trump regime would have the press only report twee feel good stories that support Trump? Is that how a democracy works? Sounds a bit dictatorship to me when they start muffling the press? America believes, (quite rightly!) in free speech.. but now we are being told that the press shouldn't report what they want? Interesting! I am told by American's that the press there isn't that free there as it is, much doesn't get reported, so I am told; what the public get to hear is decided by big corporations. That's bad enough but this seems to be saying that they shouldn't report anything that disagrees with Trump at all? Wouldn't that make it even harder for the citizens of America to know what's going on? Surely the populace have the right to hear both ... less
At a place called Extraction Lab on Brooklyn's Sunset Park/Industry City waterfront, you can get a 12-ounce cup for $14.75!http://nypost.com/2017/02/07/turns-out-starbucks-isn... moreAt a place called Extraction Lab on Brooklyn's Sunset Park/Industry City waterfront, you can get a 12-ounce cup for $14.75!http://nypost.com/2017/02/07/turns-out-starbucks-isnt-the-priciest-coffee-out-there/
So, the speaker of the Houses of Parliament has gotten himself into some warm water cos he outright said that Trump would NOT be welcome, or allowed to speak to the Houses. I... moreSo, the speaker of the Houses of Parliament has gotten himself into some warm water cos he outright said that Trump would NOT be welcome, or allowed to speak to the Houses. It kinda was not his place to say that, well not without the backing of his contemporaries but we all know they are likely to say no too.. So they have been trying to figure out what to do when the Angry Satsuma visits our shores, to appease the miserable temper tantrum prone bully... and they are speculating that the Strumpet may be allowed to address a speech at Wembley, or the NEC Birmingham. And the proceeds from the sale of tickets will go to the British Legion, (a charity that looks after, raises money for ex British Armed forces). A noble cause for sure and who knows some people might well just go see the idiot yap his deranged nonsense, from curiosity, or wanting to support the charity, if nothing else! But me thinks the charity might be disappointed in the size of this *windfall* they get from this venture!&nbs... less
