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  • In a parallel universe, if your pets were responsible to make sure you ate every day, . . .

    . . . would you thrive, barely survive, try to make it, have to fake it, get too fat, eat this and that, be forced to forage, overdose on porridge, stretch your belly, become addic...  more. . . would you thrive, barely survive, try to make it, have to fake it, get too fat, eat this and that, be forced to forage, overdose on porridge, stretch your belly, become addicted to Kentucky Jelly, eat like a bird, chew your curd, clean your plate daily, chew your veggies gaily, eat like a horse, refuse the main course, have just a morsel, try a fried dorsal, devour a whole bunch, avoid having lunch, alter your diet, or say “please just fry it”?~   
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  • Have you ever had the suspicion that someone is asking whether or not you’ve been asking whether or not you’ve been asking about whether or

    not he or she has been asking about you asking whether you or not you asked that you were suspicious of you asking if you had that suspicion? ~
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  • What’s the cleanest window you’ve ever seen? Streaks drive me crazy, frustrate me. Grrrrrrrr. ~

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  • Trey Gowdy has joined the Trump legal team. This is gonna get interesting. Is there anyone else who could be better?

    Last post by my2cents - October 9, 2019
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  • If someone fakes being handicapped, does that make them an invalid invalid?

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  • No Deal Brexit is sparking fears of the Truckers Dogging It, aka how to kill the time while waiting.

    Cabinet Ministers in the UK are concerned that increased delays will increase the incidences of Drivers Dogging It to kill the time.  to quote the unnamed minister:“The ...  moreCabinet Ministers in the UK are concerned that increased delays will increase the incidences of Drivers Dogging It to kill the time.  to quote the unnamed minister:“The main thing is whether they will turn up at the Channel ports with the right paperwork. But there are also dogging hotspots all over the place.” Dogging is the practice of having sex in public while other people watch, usually in lay-bys, car parks and wooded areas.
    Ministers are reportedly worried that it will become commonplace amongst British truckers, rather than Europeans, as they wait in the long queues.  Do Europeans even do dogging?” the minister asked. “There is something deeply British about dogging.”Ah the concerns regarding Brexit, nothing about food or medicine shortages.......  less
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  • Are YOU a pithy riposter? Do you get paid by the word or do it for free just for the halibut?

    On Answerbag years ago there was a riposter who showed up 24/7 and musta been paid by the word. He probally submitted his pithy ripostes to his boss and got paid handsomely for it....  moreOn Answerbag years ago there was a riposter who showed up 24/7 and musta been paid by the word. He probally submitted his pithy ripostes to his boss and got paid handsomely for it. Show up speak out promulgate mush move on. Show up speak out promulgate mush move. Show up speak out promulgate mush. Move on. There's gotta be a pony in all that bullsh**! Right? Why else show up speak out promulgate mush move on?  
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  • Are you temperate and realistic? Would you like to be? What's holding you back?

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  • If we are the most powerful country in the world? How come we haven't won a WAR since the 1940's? Anyone but me notice that?

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  • EXCUUUSE ME? TRUMP CALLS FOR DEATH PENALTY FOR HATE CRIMES? Isn't that the LAW already folks?

    WATCH: Trump calls for death penalty for hate crimes
    Nation Aug 5, 2019 10:45 AM EDT

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    WATCH: Trump calls for death penalty for hate crimes
    Nation Aug 5, 2019 10:45 AM EDT


    WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is asking the Justice Department to propose legislation so that those who commit hate crimes and mass murders face the death penalty.
    The Republican president says he wants capital punishment to be imposed swiftly against those who carry out hate crimes and mass shootings.
    Trump spoke from the White House on Monday following weekend shootings in El Paso, Texas, and Dayton, Ohio, that left 29 people dead and dozens wounded.
    Trump says America must stop the glorification of violence in society. He says it’s too easy for troubled youths to surround themselves with a culture of violence.
     




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  • Some men are hen-pecked. Their wives are the boss. Some women are rooster-pecked. They follow their husbands orders. By whom are you pecked?

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  • I know some dames support chump. Any of 'em classy lassies or are they all following the orders of their husbands?

    What real woman would willingly support the chump? Only the rooster-pecked?
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  • When EVERY TRUTH IS LABELED AS FAKE NEWS what's the point of discussing it with dunderheads? Truth will DESTROY THEM right?

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  • Will the Dems be able to smack down the ILLEGAL LAWLESS CORRUPT chump gubment or will corruption rule? Whatcha want prodons? THIS CRAP?

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  • THE STEADFAST JACKA** IS STEADFASTLY CORRUPT! CONSISTENCY ROCKS DON'T IT THOUGH?

    BLOCKING PEOPLE FROM TESTIFYING. AS IF
    Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - October 8, 2019
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  • SINCE WHEN DID THE SUBJECT OF AN INVESTIGATION GET TO SET THE TERMS?

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  • What does everyone have for dinner on Christmas and Christmas Eve? Not turkey again???

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  • Why are we merely impeaching this moron? Why are we not calling for Capital Punishment for his CRIMES?

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  • As president of the GOP chump is the most evident relevant elephant isn't he?As well as the most revelent revenant?

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  • Is the chump tower in ISTANBUL, TURKEY why chump gave the Kurds in Syria to Turkey?

    Is that why chump invited butcher Erdogan of Turkey to a STATE DINNER in D.C.?Quid pro quoYou scratch my tower and I'll let you murderWhatta guy. Always thinking about his personal...  moreIs that why chump invited butcher Erdogan of Turkey to a STATE DINNER in D.C.?Quid pro quoYou scratch my tower and I'll let you murderWhatta guy. Always thinking about his personal business interests.  
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  • Are all Dons Donalds? Are all Rons Ronalds? Are all Jons Jonalds? Are all Cons Conalds? Why some not all?

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  • Excluding all neo-nazis would y'all want any HITLER LOVER to visit your house? D'ya think GOD wants prodons to visit HIS HOUSE of worship?

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  • Why does Turkey's Erdogan NEED permission from chump to murder kurds in northern Syria? Why did chump give it?

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  • The chump was joking when he said "RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING". Also joking when he quid pro quo'd Zelenskyy. Also joking when he??

    SAID "I WILL NEVER LIE TO YOU"WHEN HE TOOK THE OATH OF OFFICE AS PREZ OF THE UNITED STATES
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  • Congrats to all you Dr. Frankensteins out there who conspired and colluded to create your monster. He is running AMOK unstoppable! Happy?

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  • Party hearty! The party of the first part. Come to the aid of your party. Party clothes. Party food. Are all parties alike?

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  • Is a DOOZY animate or in? A person or a thing? Ever meet/encounter one? What was it like for you? Are you a doozy too?

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  • Is a MUNDANE BRAIN more apt to become insane than one which isn't or the opposite?

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  • How many decades have we heard the old folks say "the world is going to he** in a handbasket"? Are we there yet?

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  • Europeans and Australians, Are you jealous that you don’t get a day to stuff yourselves with dead birds and potatoes?

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  • Answermugger-ers, are you jealous that I have my own corner here now? I can go sit in my corner and talk to myself like a cool person.

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  • Americans, are you jealous that we have Thanksgiving this weekend, or do you like having Thanksgiving all smooshed up next to Christmas?

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  • An unfortunate thing happens once. You think it could happen again and again and again. Is that a rational or irrational fear?

    I have one.April 27 Jim came home in the midst of a stroke. He is doing quite well BUT every time he goes out I worry until he comes home. Will he have another stroke? It's getting...  moreI have one.April 27 Jim came home in the midst of a stroke. He is doing quite well BUT every time he goes out I worry until he comes home. Will he have another stroke? It's getting me down and wearing me out and I can't tell him that. He will think I'm nuts. Am I?  
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  • How smart can a moron possibly be? Who is dumbest the dumb or the dumber? On a scale of 1-10 how dumb are?

    chumpliddlebillybarrmikepompousa**rudygpencestephen millerivankajaredsallyanne (she has potential for brilliance...she and george may be colluding against the chump)jim jordanlinds...  morechumpliddlebillybarrmikepompousa**rudygpencestephen millerivankajaredsallyanne (she has potential for brilliance...she and george may be colluding against the chump)jim jordanlindsay grahammoscow  mitchkevin mccarthydonjohnjrericsean hannityrushbaughetcetera etcetera etcetera etceteraann coulter..whatever happened to her?Dr. Laurakimberly guilfoyle...the sexmate of donjohnjr who probably cheated with her while he was married  
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  • Doofus don is such a dullard he doesn't realize that the more he tries to erase all trace of Obama the STRONGER Obama gets. Thanks donny?

    Since donnyjonny is obsessed with not being Barack Obama his every ounce of being detests envies is consunmed by thoughts of him. Thus enlarging the loss we the people feel for wha...  moreSince donnyjonny is obsessed with not being Barack Obama his every ounce of being detests envies is consunmed by thoughts of him. Thus enlarging the loss we the people feel for what we had once upon a time bc...before chump. The idiotman is advertising free how things used to be. I don't really know what he is but I know what he ain't! Anything useful worthwhile valuable relevant substantive significant intelligent honorable patriotic. Not in his wheelhouse.  
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  • We don't know what we're going to experience or how it will change us. How can we promise anyone anything to last FOREVER?

    Do you know whom you will be in a year or five or ten? Or even if you will still be here?I think all promises should be contingent. "If I can" to qualify them.
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  • Too bad we can't do virtual "autopsies" on a living being's brain, determine what went wrong and FIX IT! How would you fix chump's?

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  • Know why the STA BULL GEN US* insists he is KING? One syllable word. He can't handle PRES I DENT. 3 sy6llables! SEE?

    *genus is not my word but the word of an Answermug friend who sez that chump is a stable genus not genius. Fit to live in a stable. Can't argue that.
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  • I expect the mad (nuts not angry) are protected from reality by living outside of it. That way no TRUTH can touch them. A blessing/curse?

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  • Who admires the brain of the insane? We know neo-nazis admire Hitler's. Do neo-trumps admire chump's? Doesn't that make THEM INSANE too?

    Last post by RosieG - October 8, 2019
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  • Until the chump showed up I had no idea that PURE EVIL had such a large fan base. Did you?

    The chumpians are legion and there are millions of them all defending supporting protecting promulgating massive EVIL.I'm too old to be scared of them. You?
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  • Were all chump conspirators colluders henchmen always dumb or is dumb a communicable disease?

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  • Currently fake AG liddlebillybarr is out of the country on a mission to collect FAKE DIRT for his master. You know what he SHOULD do?

    Stay away from the USA the rest of his life. Flee to a country that has no EXTRADITION and live out the rest of his miserable life there. He will be impeached for sure along with m...  moreStay away from the USA the rest of his life. Flee to a country that has no EXTRADITION and live out the rest of his miserable life there. He will be impeached for sure along with mikepompousa** and the steadfast jacka**. He's gone and should stay gone. Think he is smart enough to figger that out?  
    Last post by RosieG - October 8, 2019
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  • The chump is a terrified homo sap. Which of the following is more terrifying to him?

    Being forced to turn over 8 years of tax returns for public scrutinyBeing wikileaked by White House staffBeing abandoned by his beloved Putin who spills the beans on the dirt he ha...  moreBeing forced to turn over 8 years of tax returns for public scrutinyBeing wikileaked by White House staffBeing abandoned by his beloved Putin who spills the beans on the dirt he has on the chump and we learn ALL  
    Last post by RosieG - October 8, 2019
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  • Does an impeached president who is a felon and ends up in prison for his high crimes and misdeanors get a PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY? SERIOUSLY?

    Last post by RosieG - October 8, 2019
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  • Hitler never disavowed his hatred of jews. He was HONEST about it. The chump conversely is a dishonest SOB 24/7. Where's the honor in that?

    Last post by RosieG - October 8, 2019
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  • Wonder if chump ever got off his big butt and actually voted in any election before he voted for himself in 2016? Whatcha think?

    Last post by RosieG - October 8, 2019
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  • How many sitting ducks in the White House gallery are gonna start ratting one another out? Pick a number. Any number. Isn't this FUN?

    Last post by RosieG - October 8, 2019
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  • He beseeches and begs and grovels for foreign help to get him to "win" an election. Did it in 2016. Doing it again for 2020. His message?

    Americans should not decide the results of presidential elections. Only foreigners should be the ones who decide that.What other conclusion can one draw? Now isn't that patriotic a...  moreAmericans should not decide the results of presidential elections. Only foreigners should be the ones who decide that.What other conclusion can one draw? Now isn't that patriotic and pro-democracy and give you chills and amaze you?Might as well throw out voting and just let foreign countries decide for us. Think of all the money we'll save. The chump is an extremely stable genius and unmatched in his wisdom. See how he is always looking out for YOU? Yes. I AM TALKING TO YOU! Sheesh. Whatta turnip he is.  
    Last post by RosieG - October 8, 2019
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  • They crack me up. Everyone one of them. Didja hear what the latest chump spokesmouth Kevin McCarthy said?

    House MINORITY LEADER Kevin McCarthy said that the impeachment process should be SUSPENDED citing concerns about INTEGRITY!I'm not kidding. He is concerned about integrity. It's al...  moreHouse MINORITY LEADER Kevin McCarthy said that the impeachment process should be SUSPENDED citing concerns about INTEGRITY!I'm not kidding. He is concerned about integrity. It's almost too good to believe but they are all cluelessly obtuse. They don't know what they are or what they represent or what they promulgate.They just yap away as if what they have to say matters.May they carry on and keep us cracking up. We need clowns who perform and the prodon spokesmouths are uniformly the most hilariously dumb bunny bunch of homo saps ever gathered together "under one roof". That I can tell you. Everyone says so.  less
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