Once I was walking down the road caring my wood splinting maul and minding my own business when a cop stopped me and asked me what I was doing. So I pointed to the gas station and ... moreOnce I was walking down the road caring my wood splinting maul and minding my own business when a cop stopped me and asked me what I was doing. So I pointed to the gas station and said - I'm just going down to Petro Scam - Petro Scam is what the local yokels call Petro Can because of it's high prices but I don't think the cop knew that and he started thinking I had some kind of beef with them. Then he asked me what was with the axe and I said - it's not an axe it's a wood splitting maul then he said what ever what's the difference so I started to take the sock off the head of the maul to show him. His Glock hand seemed to be getting mighty itchy so I stopped and started telling him the whole story. Which was one of my Fairwinds ground keeping customers was picking me up at Petro Can and I was going to her house to split up a cord of fir firewood. Then I told him that since she only has a wood chopping axe I bring my wood splitting maul. His Glock hand still seemed a bit itc... less
This question is inspired by something I saw earlier today. I was at the store buying a few things. A couple was is the store with their children. All of their children were wearin... moreThis question is inspired by something I saw earlier today. I was at the store buying a few things. A couple was is the store with their children. All of their children were wearing clothes that were too small, had stains, or tears in them. The parents had on nice clothing, pressed, and cleaned. They also had on expensive shoes. This just ticked me off. Their children were in clothes that should be in the garbage while they were decked out.
