"Don't talk, just listen. If you ever want to see Randy D alive again, put 1,000 unmarked tildes in a brown leather briefcase and leave it at the end of the 19th Street Pier... more "Don't talk, just listen. If you ever want to see Randy D alive again, put 1,000 unmarked tildes in a brown leather briefcase and leave it at the end of the 19th Street Pier next to the live bait signpost by 6 pm. Go alone, and remember; I'll be watching you every step of the way. No tracking devices or dye packs, unless you want to find Sandwich Boy spread out all over the county. If I see even one Grammar cop, Sandwich Boy gets it. Oh, speaking of sandwiches, this is making me hungry. Include a PB&J in that briefcase . . . "__ less
When the mark shows up the scammer arrives. When the "useful idiot" shows up the puppetmaster arrives. When the opportunity shows up the go-getter arrives. And so on and so o... moreWhen the mark shows up the scammer arrives. When the "useful idiot" shows up the puppetmaster arrives. When the opportunity shows up the go-getter arrives. And so on and so on and so on.
For me personally shapeshifting is very intriguing. Especially if there are no rules/limits to what one can shapeshift into. How about becoming a Lamborghini racing at high speed? ... moreFor me personally shapeshifting is very intriguing. Especially if there are no rules/limits to what one can shapeshift into. How about becoming a Lamborghini racing at high speed? Or a new type of aircraft that a test pilot is trying out to note the flaws/problems/fixes needed? Or a rocket going to the moon? Shapeshift across species and categories and centuries and galaxies. Now that would be a trip! What's your fantasy?
A button you could push in advance or a switch you could turn off and do whatever you wanted to do. Then when you did the deed you could turn it back on and no one would be t... moreA button you could push in advance or a switch you could turn off and do whatever you wanted to do. Then when you did the deed you could turn it back on and no one would be the wiser INCLUDING YOU. Think it could be a big seller or do folks who do wrong not care about guilt and those who care avoid knowingly doing wrong?
Isn't change/variety/surprise what keeps you energized/alive/interested? Wouldn't sameness become dullness become despair? &nb... moreIsn't change/variety/surprise what keeps you energized/alive/interested? Wouldn't sameness become dullness become despair? less
Kids' worriesWill the other kids like meWill I pass the testWill the teacher like meWill I get selected to join the teamWill I get a valentine on Valentine's DayWill I get invited ... moreKids' worriesWill the other kids like meWill I pass the testWill the teacher like meWill I get selected to join the teamWill I get a valentine on Valentine's DayWill I get invited to the party the others kids are talking aboutWill he call meWill I get asked to the promAdult worries. Well you know which ones you have. Ever outgrow them?
No state TV will be allowed for preferred interviews. A pool of reporters from all stations will be used.No billionaires will ever be hired to fill any government jobNo relatives o... moreNo state TV will be allowed for preferred interviews. A pool of reporters from all stations will be used.No billionaires will ever be hired to fill any government jobNo relatives of any prez will ever work in the the governmentNo friends/pals/business associates/church members/ golf club members will ever be hired No cell phones may be used independently. Any use will be under the supervision of a non-partisan priestNo frantic calls will be placed to big-time pals after hours to seek counsel/opinion/guidance. WE didn't hire them. If the prez can't handle the job he needs to admit it and get out and make room for someone who canAlso all INTELLIGENCE briefs prepared by staff MUST BE READ AND UNDERSTOOD by the prez. He/she will have to take tests and he/she better pass. A fail means booted out on the spot. No coddling. No looking the other way. No lying. No making excuses for incompetence impotence ineptness. No way . No how. No time.There will be no one on one meetings with anyone without staff being present to ta... less
That way there is no meddling, no collusion, no conspiracy, no dirty tricks, no big fat lies, no debates, no campaign rallies no campaign funding. No busing a** or chops or selling... moreThat way there is no meddling, no collusion, no conspiracy, no dirty tricks, no big fat lies, no debates, no campaign rallies no campaign funding. No busing a** or chops or selling out integrity to get a vote. No empty promises. Quick. Clean. Painless.
Accusations of FRAUDULENT voting...gone forever and ever and ever...coulja live with that?Also saves tons of money. Also eliminates campaigns rally costs. Also eliminates campaign ... moreAccusations of FRAUDULENT voting...gone forever and ever and ever...coulja live with that?Also saves tons of money. Also eliminates campaigns rally costs. Also eliminates campaign contributions. Also eliminates dirty tricks and lies and attacks and assaults and insults. Also eliminates everything nasty and mean and dirty and awful and ugly and evil and disgusting that happens during campaigns/elections. Now who is gonna object to THAT?
