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  • (Humorous answers, please.) What is something that usually doesn’t get shrink-wrapped but probably should?
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  • why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

    Last post by Baba - August 2, 2020
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  • How did the staff at a Canadian maternity hospital get my phone number? I’ve never even BEEN to Canada! Grrrrrrrr.

     
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    Last post by Randy D - August 1, 2020
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  • Do any of you think that Amber would really want me dead? If so, why would she, what’s the motive? ~

     
    Even Lady Ondine has never wanted me dead. Tortured, sure, but not dead. 
    Last post by Randy D - August 1, 2020
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  • Important poll:

    A)Some of them want to use you
    B) Some of them want to get used by you
    C) Some of them want to abuse you
    D) Some of them want to be abused
    E) other 
    Last post by Benedict Arnold - August 2, 2020
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  • Do tall people see short people like theyre too young to hang out with them?

         Im only 4ft5 and ive noticed where i live noone ever asks me over for anything, not even a home bible study, they dont invite me over for dinner, never want to ...  more     Im only 4ft5 and ive noticed where i live noone ever asks me over for anything, not even a home bible study, they dont invite me over for dinner, never want to spend the day with me, nothing, even my neighbors , like one when he needs someone to watch his dog will ask my other neighbor but never me, i know how to do a good job taking care of one. do people see short people like theyre not old enough to hang out with? just wondered what others thought  
    Last post by Randy D - August 2, 2020
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  • Have you gone to a birthday celebration yet since the Covid started? If so, did the person blow out candles on the cake?

    I went to my niece‘s b-day lunch today and I brought the cake for her party.  I nearly had a panic attack when we were doing the candles at the thought of her blowing he...  moreI went to my niece‘s b-day lunch today and I brought the cake for her party.  I nearly had a panic attack when we were doing the candles at the thought of her blowing her little kid germs all over it. I’d never thought of how gross this tradition is until today.   
    Last post by Benedict Arnold - August 1, 2020
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  • What’s the best way to stop two people from arguing and fighting with each other over who gets to make my sandwiches? ~

    Last post by Randy D - August 4, 2020
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  • Poll: how much longer do you think you MIGHT* live?

    *You’re not being asked for surety nor exactitude. It won’t be necessary either to point out that you don’t know because the timing of one’s death is often ...  more*You’re not being asked for surety nor exactitude. It won’t be necessary either to point out that you don’t know because the timing of one’s death is often an unknown factor, I’m already aware of that.
    a. Maybe 50 years or moreb. Maybe 25 to 49 yearsc. Maybe 15 to 24 years d. Maybe 10 to 14 yearse. Maybe 5 to 9 yearsf. Maybe 2 to 4 yearsg. Maybe a year
     
    I choose b; I think I have about 35 years or more left in me.
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    Last post by Archerchef - August 2, 2020
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  • Ya see it's like this. The pumpkina** and his son in law did nothing about COVID because it was only affecting BLUE STATES! Nothing!. SOB's?

    Saints?They got their  corpulent FAT GARGANTUAN BEHEMOTH  a**es in gear when the red states started falling down down down down down.When THEIR PEOPLE were suffering and ...  moreSaints?They got their  corpulent FAT GARGANTUAN BEHEMOTH  a**es in gear when the red states started falling down down down down down.When THEIR PEOPLE were suffering and dying they tried to do something.  How swell of them. The MINORITY of the AMERICAN PEOPLE. Sheesh. SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOBSo what is the just dessert of an SOB prez and his SOB  son in law? A just dessert? A PUNISHMENT/ FROM THE UNIVERSE?  
    Last post by my2cents - August 1, 2020
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  • What will be your lie for the day?

    Today I have to buy some de wormer for my dog and I figure it will be embarrassing because they will think I have a dirty dog. So when I ask the clerk for de wormer  I will pa...  moreToday I have to buy some de wormer for my dog and I figure it will be embarrassing because they will think I have a dirty dog. So when I ask the clerk for de wormer  I will pause for a few  seconds then say - my dog dosn't have worms I just want a box of  de wormer for a coffee table conversation piece. Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • How has the Lockdown helped you, personally?

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  • Doctor: “Miss, there’s every possibility that this Randolph D character is the father . . . wait, what’s wrong? That’s not good news?”

     

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  • Other than WHINING, ATTACKING, INSULTING, NAME-CALLING, LYING, and MUDSLINGING, what’s the point of the childish posts?

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  • SF AH! How do we shut him up? He is diarrheaing every time he opens his mouth! SH** comes out. Are you not tired of it?

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  • "Irresponsible. WILLFULLY IGNORANT!" The dumbbell dimwits like liddle jimmie jooooordan and lou the jerk Gohmert. Best of the best right?

    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • George Gershwin, a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN, wrote Rhapsody in Blue. Pumkina** a man with GERMANIC roots wrote rhapsody in orange. Your FAVE?

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  • A broken clock is correct twice a day without having to lift a finger. The pumpkina** has been wrong about everything! How did he do it?

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  • Other than WHINING ATTACKING INSULTING REVENGING RETALIATING what does pumpkina** actually DO?

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  • Either the south will rise again and the CONFEDERACY will come back under the chokehold of pumpkina** or it will die ugly. WHICH?

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  • If your name is the same are you similarly inane and play the same dull dimwitted game? No exceptions?

    How close to becoming another pumpkina** is donjohnjr?
    Last post by RosieG - August 2, 2020
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  • Gotta share this with you. A CANADIAN FRIEND came up with such a GREAT what if. What if Joe Biden chose Michelle Obama to be his veep?

    How much BETTER a what if could there ever be than that?
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  • Congressman and political icon JOHN LEWIS tells us all to "go out and get into GOOD trouble". Have you ever done so? How?

    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • Pols are a dime a dozen with some few exceptions. You find them on a "REDUCED TO CLEAR" table when no one wants them. Unlike friends. HOW?

    Friends are not a dime a dozen. They are priceless. They never end up on discount tables nor are they ever "priced to clear". They are never CLOSEOUTS.Do you treasure YOUR friends?...  moreFriends are not a dime a dozen. They are priceless. They never end up on discount tables nor are they ever "priced to clear". They are never CLOSEOUTS.Do you treasure YOUR friends? Do you let them know that? Often?  
    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • Who is the chief superspreader of COVID !9 misinformation? Pumpkina**. Who is the second a**?

    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • A BLACK WOMAN AS PRESIDENT? Terrifies racists and misogynists which is millions of scumbag slimeball slugs. What to do?

    Engage in reputation annihilation. Engage in floating stenchy stinkny SMELLY poop like "she isn't qualified" or "she rubs people the wrong way" or "she is too ambitious" or "she is...  moreEngage in reputation annihilation. Engage in floating stenchy stinkny SMELLY poop like "she isn't qualified" or "she rubs people the wrong way" or "she is too ambitious" or "she is too aggressive". You know all those dog whistle code words for TAKE HER DOWN AND OUT so she doesn't get too UPPITY.They're coming out in streams and floods and tsunamis against BLACK WOMEN.That is a double insult. A woman is not qualified because she has female body parts. Even white women.A BLACK WOMAN? Seriously? Who the he** does she think she is? No male body parts and BLACK to boot?We hear it all the time. Heard it before. Hearing it now. Will hear it futurely.ATTACK WHAT YOU FEAR.ATTACK WHAT YOU FEARATTACK WHAT YOU FEARATTACK THOSE WHOM YOU KNOW ARE BETTER THAN YOUATTACK THOSE WHOM YOU KNOW ARE BETTER THAN YOUATTACK THOSE WHOM YOU KNOW ARE BETTER THAN YOU  less
    Last post by my2cents - August 1, 2020
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  • That's one way to rig it. Through the post office. Render ALLl mail-in votes invalid because "they didn't reach the right place in time"?

    Including the pumpkina** clan too of course. Invalidate all of it. Across the board. All military who are far away from home and have to vote absentee. Sh** can them or bonfire the...  moreIncluding the pumpkina** clan too of course. Invalidate all of it. Across the board. All military who are far away from home and have to vote absentee. Sh** can them or bonfire them or drown them in the bathtub or microwave them in metal boxes.Only votes that count are the in-person at the polling place on election day. Every polling place will be flooded with the mystery meat thugs paramilitarily clothed and unidentified carrying weapons that can kill or murder those who don't do as they are ordered to do. All votes will be "reviewed" and those that are not for pumpkina** will go in the dead file. Gotta service the master after all. What is life for?  less
    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • ALLEGEDLY some of those ALLEGED antifa thugs weren't. They were WHITE NATIONALIST RACISTS faking it. WHY d'ya s'pose it was what it was?

    DUH! Because the white nationalist racist fascists are working very hard to support when pumpkina** floats. All his poop about left wing this and democrat that and antifa the other...  moreDUH! Because the white nationalist racist fascists are working very hard to support when pumpkina** floats. All his poop about left wing this and democrat that and antifa the other. Ain't they sweet?  
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  • What's in YOUR basement?

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  • Can you name something ubiquitous?

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  • Did you watch the morning news? trump said the hurricane is following him. No joke.

    We can only hope it catches him.
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  • RIGIDITY IS DEMANDED OF A POLITICAL PARTISAN. You bend you're outta there! Why are they so TERRIFIED of bending?

    Think it will break their spine in twine?
    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • "When he leaves he will be whining about a rigged election and he won't attend Joe Biden's inauguration". Pumpkin in a nutshell?.

    If the shoe fits?
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  • The apolotical isn't being politicized it's being pumpkinized. Round orange bloated and filled with seedy squish! You pumpkinized yet?

    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • So pro-pumpkin peeps will pay the piper and become paupers? PROMISE?

    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • Will any of you Dems not vote for Joe Biden if his choice for veep isn't the person you would have preferred? Will you then just not vote?

    Last post by RosieG - August 3, 2020
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  • Back in the day..way back...when our only means of communication was via PONY EXPRESS how would COVID 19 have been handled?

    I know there were a lot of us numberwise. And probably a lot of smarta** too. Anyway would we have been better off or worse?  How could it be worse? Wait and see. We're getting there.
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  • It's gotta be their own pig heaven. Swine celebration. The obscenely wealthy are buying up property at distressed prices! BLAME THEM?

    They are used to dining on garbage and swill. No big dill. Jump right on it. Take advantages of the tragedy of others. Not your problem. Buy buy buy buy buy buy. That's what they'r...  moreThey are used to dining on garbage and swill. No big dill. Jump right on it. Take advantages of the tragedy of others. Not your problem. Buy buy buy buy buy buy. That's what they're so very good at doing and what else do they have to do? Buy more buy more buy more.  
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  • I know that at least ONE of you knows what it's like to have to evict someone from your property for lack of payment. What if they stay?

    Do you get authorities to physically remove them? What about all their "things"? Who removes that?How long between giving them a notice to vacate or whatever you do do they have to...  moreDo you get authorities to physically remove them? What about all their "things"? Who removes that?How long between giving them a notice to vacate or whatever you do do they have to pack up and get out?Didn't the moratorium on eviction end yesterday or was it extended? I mean the Republican Senators FLED D.C. on Thursday for an extended weekend because they work so hard night and day and day and night they were exhausted. Yeah. Right. Sheesh. So they did nothing at all about anything at all. A pox on their houses.  less
    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • The United States BLOWS THE DOORS OFF China and India all due to leadership of course. What else?

    China Population 1.393 BILLIONChina Covid 19 cases 86,000China Covid 19 deaths 46,000India Population 1.363 BILLIONIndia Covid 19 cases 1.7 millionIndia Covid 19 deaths  36,00...  moreChina Population 1.393 BILLIONChina Covid 19 cases 86,000China Covid 19 deaths 46,000India Population 1.363 BILLIONIndia Covid 19 cases 1.7 millionIndia Covid 19 deaths  36,000 plusUSA Population 328.2 millionUSA COVID 19 cases 4,64 millionUSA COVID 19 deaths  186,000See I told you so! Our numbers blow off the doors of China and India COMBINED!All of these are of course ALLEGEDLY. I cannot know for sure if they are reliable. As of now when I Googled it that is what I found. As of now is August 1, 2020 in Hemet, California pacific coast time 5:30 a.m. The numbers will change. We know the USA will grow bigger and morer and higher and higher and higherThat victory lap pumpkin takes when it ends...well maybe he will have died by then because we don't know if it will ever end do we?  less
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  • Some gets all thrilled and chilled when the numbers are BIG. Crowd size bank account size influence size hand size. ALWAYS?

    Well the US is HEAD AND SHOULDERS BIGGER HIGHER MORER in the entire world withCovid 19 cases and deathsSomething about which and in which all PATRIOTIC AMERICANS should take pride....  moreWell the US is HEAD AND SHOULDERS BIGGER HIGHER MORER in the entire world withCovid 19 cases and deathsSomething about which and in which all PATRIOTIC AMERICANS should take pride. Most in the world. We don't have the biggest population BY FAR. We're punysticks compared to China and India. Punysticks.Yet the number of our cases of illness and death is by SO MUCH MORE then theirs it is wondrous fair.Something we can etch on headstones in all the graves. Of course when you are cremated there is no headstone and no grave. Well not to worry. Someone has got that covered. Somewhere.  less
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  • Don’t you even know it’s SATURDAY?

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  • Someone from CDC (I think) sez by the end of August there will be 180,000 deaths from COVID 19 in the US. Where is the lid? No lid?

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  • Would you REJOICE IN or object to having Will Rogers or Mark Twain be your president and the other one being his Veep? WHY?

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  • Remember a few years ago when pumpkin said "don't believe what you see or hear that is not what is really happening?"

    His peeps believed him. That is why to this day they FAKE NEWS everything and only believe what pumpkin tells them is true. Period.Which is why they deny the virus the illness the ...  moreHis peeps believed him. That is why to this day they FAKE NEWS everything and only believe what pumpkin tells them is true. Period.Which is why they deny the virus the illness the deaths. None of it is real. All fake. No one got ill. No one died. No one is homeless. No one is jobless. The economy is running good and strong and all it right and well in America.A huge DEMOCRAT'S conspiracy to resmirch the reputation credibility and honor of pumpkin. According to his adoring peeps that is the motivation for all the investigations charges prison time for so many folks. All are INNOCENT. None are GUILTY. ALL A BIG FAT JUICY HOAX.Don't you feel better?  less
    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • I betcha pumpkin peeps are currently working on a strategy to give Joe Biden Covid 19 and get him out of the way. Think so too?

    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • Children ARE NOT IMMUNE from getting the virus. Some have gotten very ill. Some have DIED. So stop lying about kids being safe. Unless...?

    You want kids to be your coal mine canaries? If they die they die. If they survive then it's safe for you.Are you one of those? One of THEM? Do you have kids? Want yours to be canaries?
    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • 700 dimwit lamebrains attend a house party in New Jersey causing OF COURSE more surges and spikes. The NJ GUV calls them guess what?

    KNUCKLEHEADS!Sez to please dont try to be inducted into the KNUCKLEHEAD HALL OF FAME.Are you a KNUCKLEHEAD FAN or better yet are YOU A KNUCKLEHEAD too?Sheesh.
    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • Bet you thought "nickel and dime you to death" was just a figurative expression. Republicans in the Senate are doing it LITERALLY! REALLY?

    The $600/week LIFELINE for the unemployed expired Friday July 31. The Republican Senators left Washington on Thursday for their long weekend having done NOTHING. When they finally ...  moreThe $600/week LIFELINE for the unemployed expired Friday July 31. The Republican Senators left Washington on Thursday for their long weekend having done NOTHING. When they finally return and get their rears in gear and agree on something ($200/week replacing $600?) it will take weeks.So they are LITERALLY nickel and diming the unemployed to death. Right before your eyes. Loud and proud and defiant and hostile. Cheapskate deadbeats in their own right but are fat and sassy and not hurting at all so now you see how little any Republicans care about anyone?Stay tuned. Watch. Observe. Opine. More to come...WORSE  less
    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • Hurricane heading for Florida which "could be life-threatening". Worry not. Per de Santis and pumpkin it's a dam* dem hoax. Feel better?

    Ignore. Go about your life as is. Dems wants to scare you. Ignore anything you read or hear that is fake news to frighten you.Oh. You already do? How ASStute of you!
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  • Subtle wit that derives from intelligence and truth is hard to beat. Also rare and hard to find. Will Rogers was one. Any others?

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