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  • The United States BLOWS THE DOORS OFF China and India all due to leadership of course. What else?

    China Population 1.393 BILLIONChina Covid 19 cases 86,000China Covid 19 deaths 46,000India Population 1.363 BILLIONIndia Covid 19 cases 1.7 millionIndia Covid 19 deaths  36,00...  moreChina Population 1.393 BILLIONChina Covid 19 cases 86,000China Covid 19 deaths 46,000India Population 1.363 BILLIONIndia Covid 19 cases 1.7 millionIndia Covid 19 deaths  36,000 plusUSA Population 328.2 millionUSA COVID 19 cases 4,64 millionUSA COVID 19 deaths  186,000See I told you so! Our numbers blow off the doors of China and India COMBINED!All of these are of course ALLEGEDLY. I cannot know for sure if they are reliable. As of now when I Googled it that is what I found. As of now is August 1, 2020 in Hemet, California pacific coast time 5:30 a.m. The numbers will change. We know the USA will grow bigger and morer and higher and higher and higherThat victory lap pumpkin takes when it ends...well maybe he will have died by then because we don't know if it will ever end do we?  less
    Last post by Durdle - August 2, 2020
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  • Some gets all thrilled and chilled when the numbers are BIG. Crowd size bank account size influence size hand size. ALWAYS?

    Well the US is HEAD AND SHOULDERS BIGGER HIGHER MORER in the entire world withCovid 19 cases and deathsSomething about which and in which all PATRIOTIC AMERICANS should take pride....  moreWell the US is HEAD AND SHOULDERS BIGGER HIGHER MORER in the entire world withCovid 19 cases and deathsSomething about which and in which all PATRIOTIC AMERICANS should take pride. Most in the world. We don't have the biggest population BY FAR. We're punysticks compared to China and India. Punysticks.Yet the number of our cases of illness and death is by SO MUCH MORE then theirs it is wondrous fair.Something we can etch on headstones in all the graves. Of course when you are cremated there is no headstone and no grave. Well not to worry. Someone has got that covered. Somewhere.  less
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  • Don’t you even know it’s SATURDAY?

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  • Someone from CDC (I think) sez by the end of August there will be 180,000 deaths from COVID 19 in the US. Where is the lid? No lid?

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  • Would you REJOICE IN or object to having Will Rogers or Mark Twain be your president and the other one being his Veep? WHY?

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  • Remember a few years ago when pumpkin said "don't believe what you see or hear that is not what is really happening?"

    His peeps believed him. That is why to this day they FAKE NEWS everything and only believe what pumpkin tells them is true. Period.Which is why they deny the virus the illness the ...  moreHis peeps believed him. That is why to this day they FAKE NEWS everything and only believe what pumpkin tells them is true. Period.Which is why they deny the virus the illness the deaths. None of it is real. All fake. No one got ill. No one died. No one is homeless. No one is jobless. The economy is running good and strong and all it right and well in America.A huge DEMOCRAT'S conspiracy to resmirch the reputation credibility and honor of pumpkin. According to his adoring peeps that is the motivation for all the investigations charges prison time for so many folks. All are INNOCENT. None are GUILTY. ALL A BIG FAT JUICY HOAX.Don't you feel better?  less
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  • I betcha pumpkin peeps are currently working on a strategy to give Joe Biden Covid 19 and get him out of the way. Think so too?

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  • Children ARE NOT IMMUNE from getting the virus. Some have gotten very ill. Some have DIED. So stop lying about kids being safe. Unless...?

    You want kids to be your coal mine canaries? If they die they die. If they survive then it's safe for you.Are you one of those? One of THEM? Do you have kids? Want yours to be canaries?
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  • 700 dimwit lamebrains attend a house party in New Jersey causing OF COURSE more surges and spikes. The NJ GUV calls them guess what?

    KNUCKLEHEADS!Sez to please dont try to be inducted into the KNUCKLEHEAD HALL OF FAME.Are you a KNUCKLEHEAD FAN or better yet are YOU A KNUCKLEHEAD too?Sheesh.
    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • Bet you thought "nickel and dime you to death" was just a figurative expression. Republicans in the Senate are doing it LITERALLY! REALLY?

    The $600/week LIFELINE for the unemployed expired Friday July 31. The Republican Senators left Washington on Thursday for their long weekend having done NOTHING. When they finally ...  moreThe $600/week LIFELINE for the unemployed expired Friday July 31. The Republican Senators left Washington on Thursday for their long weekend having done NOTHING. When they finally return and get their rears in gear and agree on something ($200/week replacing $600?) it will take weeks.So they are LITERALLY nickel and diming the unemployed to death. Right before your eyes. Loud and proud and defiant and hostile. Cheapskate deadbeats in their own right but are fat and sassy and not hurting at all so now you see how little any Republicans care about anyone?Stay tuned. Watch. Observe. Opine. More to come...WORSE  less
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  • Hurricane heading for Florida which "could be life-threatening". Worry not. Per de Santis and pumpkin it's a dam* dem hoax. Feel better?

    Ignore. Go about your life as is. Dems wants to scare you. Ignore anything you read or hear that is fake news to frighten you.Oh. You already do? How ASStute of you!
    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • Subtle wit that derives from intelligence and truth is hard to beat. Also rare and hard to find. Will Rogers was one. Any others?

    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • You have to have a jolly good/great sense of humor to poke fun at yourself. Such folks are delightful. I favor them. Whom do you favor?

    I totally disfavor the rigid humorless blokes who see only weeds in other people's garden but never in their own.They are dull witless joyless dull..oh I already said that. Well so...  moreI totally disfavor the rigid humorless blokes who see only weeds in other people's garden but never in their own.They are dull witless joyless dull..oh I already said that. Well some things bear repeating. They are all very dull.Dull seems to be very popular among some. Why is that? What is the strength and brilliance of dull that shart/bright/smart can't annihilate? Average typical mediocre dull. What an advertisement for anyone or anything. Would you buy anything whose publicity advertised him/her/it as "average typical mediocre dull"? Have you already done so?  less
    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • Once every country in the world is "headed" by an autocratic authoritarian dictator despot and democracy is history what do they do next?

    Each "head" wants to be TOP BANANA DAWG. So of course they start eyeing one another and start wars. Each wants to be TOP BANANA DAWG HEAD of the world bunch. .So from what you have...  moreEach "head" wants to be TOP BANANA DAWG. So of course they start eyeing one another and start wars. Each wants to be TOP BANANA DAWG HEAD of the world bunch. .So from what you have observed and what you might opine which autocratic authoritarian despot dictator do YOU think will end up as TOP HEAD BANANA DAWG? Will that BANANA DAWG TOP HEAD destroy all the treasures of all the countries he has top dawg banana headed beheaded deadheaded? Will there be nothing left of any country but the top dawg banana head country of origin?Inquiring minds wanna know what YOU think and why? Why? Why not?  less
    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • I totally understand why someone would challenge criticize attack a LIAR. Know what I don't understand?

    Why would anyone challenge criticize attack a TRUTHTELLER? Someone who is educated experienced knowledgeable talented and highly respected for his expertise?There has to be a pony ...  moreWhy would anyone challenge criticize attack a TRUTHTELLER? Someone who is educated experienced knowledgeable talented and highly respected for his expertise?There has to be a pony in there somewhere buried in all that attack sh**. Right? Elsewise otherwise the attacker is a mad dog gone over the cliff off the edge in complete permanent madness.Such attack dogs stand out of course. You see the white stuff bubbling out of their mouths. Frothing as it were. If they bite you then you get infected so you have to stay clear of them. What motivates them animates them? Is there an underlying reason for them to go out of their way to make fools of themselves? We already know what they are. Why do they keep proving it? I don't get it. Do you?  less
    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • Are you a proponent advocate supporter of HYPOCRISY? Or do you despise it?

    Remember way back when pumpkina** viciously criticized President Obama for PLAYING GOLF. The a** even said "If I were president I would be much too busy to play golf."It bothers hi...  moreRemember way back when pumpkina** viciously criticized President Obama for PLAYING GOLF. The a** even said "If I were president I would be much too busy to play golf."It bothers his adoring worshippers not at all. They embrace his lies why wouldn't they embrace his hypocrisy?Not of a fan of theirs or his. Hypocrisy sadly is one tiny small pus-filled zit on the pumpkin and his bugment gubment. if it were ONLY hypocrisy we had to suffer through we might survive it. But hypocrisy is only the tip of that very ugly deep dark iceberg.Woe is us.  less
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  • Allegedly the world is being led more and more by autocrats authoritarians despots dictators. They rise while democracies fail. WHY?.

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  • Absolute power. Promulgate fear hate anxiety. Sociopathic narcissists have an insatiable need for POWER. Why are they admired?

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  • The brain develops in stages. The final stage allegedly is ABSTRACT THINKING. Some brains never reach that stage. Why?

    Lacking the ability to think in the abstract leads to rigidity inflexibility (same thing) and  no capacity to relate to others in any way. Incapable of empathy or sympathy or ...  moreLacking the ability to think in the abstract leads to rigidity inflexibility (same thing) and  no capacity to relate to others in any way. Incapable of empathy or sympathy or caring. Not a choice. These people will only ever be what they are. Wanting to change never occurs to them. That they need to change or should change is not in their wheelhouse so to speak.This is among the common characteristics of authoritarian autocratic dictators. A shared bond among them from birth? Where does it come from that it occurs all over the world?  less
    Last post by RosieG - August 1, 2020
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  • Allegedly 1 in 10 Americans suffer from depression and 1 in 25 suffer from a serious mental illness. Allegedly. Know anyone llike that?

    Among "serious mental illness" is listed Schizophrenia, Bipolar Disease or Major Depression.
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  • Dictators/Authoritatrians are energized by Hatred Self-Pity Delusion. They promive to deliver "heaven on earth" and some believe them. WHY?

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  • Why do some people PREFER dictators tyrants authoritarians to "lead" them? What needs do such people have that dictators fulfill?

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  • I got a mysterious packet of seeds in the mail. I planted them and now I have these popping up all over ...

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  • how can I get rid of heartburn? I’m suffering

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  • Do you think that having a baby will make Amber a nice person, or she’ll just keep being a mean girl?

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  • hey guys I got some pizza who wants a slice

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  • If someone tells you he/she is on probation or parole, what is an obviously normal question you might ask immediately upon hearing that? ~

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  • Besides BLT and BEST, are there any sandwiches that are known by their initials?

    BLT = bacon, lettuce & tomatoBEST = bacon, egg, sausage and tomato
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  • Have you ever had your grammar corrected in a PM? OMG!

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  • What are some of the most popular sandwiches in Canada?

     
    You see, a Canadian woman has just agreed to come live with me, her room and board will be free of charge. She doesn’t know it yet, but she’s going to have ...  more
     
    You see, a Canadian woman has just agreed to come live with me, her room and board will be free of charge. She doesn’t know it yet, but she’s going to have to make a LOT of sandwiches every day . . . 

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  • Has your phone ever asked you if you’re still alive? Mine just did, I think I should go back to landline.

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  • i have been a canadian permanent resident for officially one year today. what canadian thing can I do to celebrate

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  • Would you consider this man to be 'black'. He is not of African origin.

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  • Why can't I teach my wife to play fetch?

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  • Hypothetically, if you were falsely accused of being a past orgy participant in the Jeffery Epstein case, even if you clear your good name

    through irrefutable evidence and witness testimony, and even if you sue for libel or slander, and even if you prevail in the lawsuit and collect money on it, isn’t at least s...  morethrough irrefutable evidence and witness testimony, and even if you sue for libel or slander, and even if you prevail in the lawsuit and collect money on it, isn’t at least some irrevocable damage already done to you?
       
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  • ever wondered how the internet is out of america ?

    america seems the center of the internet. most popular websites are all based in america .ever wondered how internet is out of america ?i think theres lot of limitations and blocked access
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  • Can you think of a word with two 'c's where one is pronounced 'k' and the other 's'?

    Example 'cicada'
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  • It's July 31st which means it's National Avocado Day! Who else is having guacamole today?

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  • Have you ever been approached as an employee in a place that you were not employed?

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  • I have no talent and maybe that's why I'm such a great appreciator of the talents of others. Are you?

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  • On whom do you look down? WHY?

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  • Google or DuckDuckGo?

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  • We monitor the answering machine and ignore the dull the boring.the scam the bogus. We also mute/delete. Know what would be AWESOME?

    You KNOW what's coming. Don't pretend that you don't!MUTE DELETE pumpkin. Sigh. IF ONLY.
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  • how can i teach my cat to play fetch?

    she likes to chase after it but she isn’t really getting the whole bringing it back aspect of fetch 
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  • We were told the meek shall inherit the earth. Right now methinks stupid dumbs will along with their pets..maggots and roaches! PUMPKIN?

    Pumpkin is too selfish lazy and self-absorbed to have a pet.
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  • Attacking Dr. Fauci for what he got wrong early is what the StUPID DUMBS are doing. Any brand new thing is unknown. DUH?

    It takes time and experience to FIGURE IT OUT! So why are the stupid dumbs badmouthing Dr. Fauci?
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  • Do you take a baseball bat or knife with you when you open your shed just in case there’s a wild animal or axe murder in there? I do

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  • You know what would most help pumpkin? To find one intelligent articulate Republican who would speak for him. Attack dogs SUCK. Right?

    It isn't that I particularly WANT to help pumpkin but I mean really all these mushbrained attack dogs who blather loud and proud and make no sense do not serve him well. Find ONE I...  moreIt isn't that I particularly WANT to help pumpkin but I mean really all these mushbrained attack dogs who blather loud and proud and make no sense do not serve him well. Find ONE INTELLIGENT ARTICULATE republican who will speak for the pumpkin. ONE. All these whiff head nonbrains are not working for him. They make him look even more ridiculous than he is. Who needs that?Think he'll take my advice and try it out?  
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  • As the committee is asking questions and getting answers vis a vis COVID 19 Pumpkin is watching and listening and TWEETING in real time.WHY?

    Glad you asked. Being so insecure about himself he is always on duty DEFENDING HIMSELF and insulting attacking those who don't! ALWAYS!What other president in history ever did that...  moreGlad you asked. Being so insecure about himself he is always on duty DEFENDING HIMSELF and insulting attacking those who don't! ALWAYS!What other president in history ever did that? What intelligent sensible reasonable logical self-confidence person would ever go so low as to do that?Only pumpkin. Always pumpkin. Who loves ya baby? PUMPKINWho watches/listens to ya baby? PUMPKINWho is OBSESSED with ya baby? PumpkinBig brother? No. The big orange pumpkin.  Big Brother wasn't so needy for approval. Big Brother didn't care whether you approved or not. Big Brother spoke and everyone listed.The pumpkin speaks and some people shake and quake and roll over and beg and lie down and are willing to die.There ya go! The difference between pumpkin and any other human being! Ain't it grand?  less
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  • do you complain about being able to breathe in a mask?

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