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  • How many letters make up your maternal grandmother’s full name?

    Please specify maiden name or married name, thank you. 
    After her final marriage, my maternal grandmother had 13 letters. I’ve tried to remember whether or not she had a...  more
    Please specify maiden name or married name, thank you. 
    After her final marriage, my maternal grandmother had 13 letters. I’ve tried to remember whether or not she had a middle name, but it escapes me.  She passed away in the late 1980s.
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    Last post by Slartibartfast - July 29, 2020
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  • Spouses, what are some wifeisms or husbandisms you have to deal with every day? Humor appreciated but not required.

     

     
    Companion question:https://answermug.com/forums/topic/112676/wives-what-are-some-ways-you-ve-been-husbandized-husbands-how/view/post_id/815551~
    Last post by Art Lover - July 29, 2020
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  • I think it's GREAT that pumpkin never vets his head or his mouth or his fingers. NEVER CHECKS ANYTHING OUT BEFORE HE LETS LOOSE. Know why?

    That would take having the ability to foresee possible consequences.He lacks that very bigly.He is ad lib spontaneous and all about the now.Forget about "before" or "after" or "lat...  moreThat would take having the ability to foresee possible consequences.He lacks that very bigly.He is ad lib spontaneous and all about the now.Forget about "before" or "after" or "later".Now. He lives in NOW. He retweets what he sees NOW. He talks about what he hears on FAUX NOW.There is no past and no future to anything about him. Now is all there is. Now is all that matters. If you believe him now he has won.  
    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • The last time you didn’t do something that you were supposed to do, why didn’t you and what was it?

     
    When telemarketers call, my wife doesn’t answer the phone because they get her all flustered and she just doesn’t like dealing with them.  She wants me to f...  more
     
    When telemarketers call, my wife doesn’t answer the phone because they get her all flustered and she just doesn’t like dealing with them.  She wants me to follow her lead, which I usually do, but there are times that I will answer and engage with them.  Sometimes there is no one on the other end, it’s a robocall, and I just hang up.  My wife assumes that her anxiety with dealing with telemarketers is universal (meaning that since she is my wife, she believes that I should think and feel exactly the same way that she does), she then gets flustered with me after I hang up the phone from talking with them. I assure her that I’m not bothered by talking with them at all, but to no avail; she would rather I don’t answer.  That’s been a long-standing quasi-“agreement” around here for almost a year that we don’t answer telemarketers‘ calls.  Then I retired, so nowadays I’m home more, and I’m around her more. I didn&rs...    less
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  • Know what else that voodoo whitecoat "doc" who impressed pumpkin SO MUCH allegedly said?

    The reason women have gynecological problems is because they dream of having sex with demons!That's the voodoo doc pumpkin got so hot and bothered by and about.
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  • You cannot ORDER people to like you love you believe you trust you roll over for you. They either do/don't. But you can punish them! HOW?

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  • The pumpkin is very insecure and therefore very jealous/envious of everyone all the time. Now he is jealous of Dr. Fauci?

    The pumpkin is a huge sponge that soaks up insecurity and as a result blames his being so disliked and ignored and ridiculed and mocked on those whom the public RESPECTS ADMIRES BE...  moreThe pumpkin is a huge sponge that soaks up insecurity and as a result blames his being so disliked and ignored and ridiculed and mocked on those whom the public RESPECTS ADMIRES BELIEVES.The pumpkin is a well-known liar. Only his adoring peeps love him for that. The rest of us think he is despicable.The pumpkin lusts after being popular and loved and liked more than anything. His insecurity is so vast and comprehesive the hole within him grows  bigger daily and requires more and more of more and more.He is EXHAUSTING. "Tell me you love me. Show me you love me. Prove to me you love me. Love me best or else...." Yadayadayadayada. Pathetic in anyone at anytime for any reason. Begging to be loved? Sheesh. DEMANDING to be loved. THREATENING INTIMIDATING. It doesn't work that way.  less
    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • When pumpkin leaves for good with what/whom will we replace him? Or will all those place he was be fumigated and abandoned?

    Like Chernobyl? Too toxic for human habitation.
    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • Why are so many homo saps so very greedy? Does being greedy feed on itself and escalate/accelerate/exacerbate GREED?

    Why isn't a reasonable profit margin enough to satisfy?Why must it always be as high as the sky and as much as the traffic will bear? Why?
    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • Put a pin in a WORM and it squirms. After awhile it stops. Because squirming hurts less or because it is dead?

    Journalist keep putting pins in the pumpkin. So far no success. Pumpkin is the pink energizer bunny of squirmers. You keep sticking it he keeps ticking. The drum beat does get anno...  moreJournalist keep putting pins in the pumpkin. So far no success. Pumpkin is the pink energizer bunny of squirmers. You keep sticking it he keeps ticking. The drum beat does get annoying very quickly but since that is the only trick the pink energizer bunny can do it keeps doing it.  
    Last post by rusureamisure? - July 29, 2020
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  • Pumpkins are filled with squishy things and seeds. You remove all of them and what you are left with is an empty shell. Do you bake it?

    Do you put a candle in it? Do you cook the shell and turn it into a pie?You don't eat the squishy insides do you but of course there are those pumpkin seeds that are removed and dr...  moreDo you put a candle in it? Do you cook the shell and turn it into a pie?You don't eat the squishy insides do you but of course there are those pumpkin seeds that are removed and dried and salted and packaged. When shelled and salted and bagged they are called PEPITOS!Do you like PEPITOS? They're crunchy and nutritious and a healthy snack. The squishy part has no use as far as I know. Does it?  
    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • Pumpkin is a 3-legged stool emotion-wise. GREED ENVY HATE. There is no room within him for anything else. It works for him. WHY?

    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • The pumpkin refused to pay his respects to John Lewis. A Mug friend believes it is because John Lewis was black. Was that it?

    Of is it rather that John Lewis was a HERO and we know pumpkin does not like heroes. They may him look bad as five-time fake bonespur draft dodgers.Remember his disgust at the way ...  moreOf is it rather that John Lewis was a HERO and we know pumpkin does not like heroes. They may him look bad as five-time fake bonespur draft dodgers.Remember his disgust at the way John McCain was being discussed? The jealousy envy and HATRED pumpkin showed for John when he was alive and did not abate at all when John McCain died?The pumpkin is a very small green man filled with greed envy hate. There is no room for anything else inside.  
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  • What was the last instance of rejection in your life?

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  • Is "WORSE" neverending and "BETTER" only temporary?

    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • Didja see/hear that clip promoted by pumpkin with all the so-called docs in white lab coats who told the following LIES?

    THERE IS A CURE FOR COVID 19 NOWTHERE IS NO NEED TO WEAR FACEMASKSThe pumpkin was especially impressed by a dark voodoo queen "doc" who hawked the cure very loud very defiant very ...  moreTHERE IS A CURE FOR COVID 19 NOWTHERE IS NO NEED TO WEAR FACEMASKSThe pumpkin was especially impressed by a dark voodoo queen "doc" who hawked the cure very loud very defiant very strong very crackpot wackadoodlenoodle voodoo queen-like. Her record is queer. She panders to the crackpot wackadoodlenoodle crowd. Very big with them. Very big with pumpkin too. Conkydinky? I think not!This is what it takes to impress pumpkin. Crackpot wackadoodlenoodles will get him and get to him every time. He can relate to them. He "gets" them, He understands them. They are HIS PEOPLE.Expect more of the same to flood the airwaves. The pumpkin will make a bazillion bucks on the snakeoil scam of the pumpkin man...hydrofoxyloxymoxyproxydoxycoxyboxyshocksypumpkin. Buy it in bulk in gross galore and make the pumpkin the world's first GAZILLIONAIRE! Make sure you use it. The dire deadly possible side effects won't harm you. Because pumpkin would NEVER hawk anything harmful to you. He loves you. He cares about you. He worries about you.T...    less
    Last post by my2cents - July 29, 2020
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  • Where is the center of Intellectual Literary Cultural accomplishment in your country. Do you have a HE** HOLE as well?

    America has no intellectual literary or cultural center we do have a he** of a HE** HOLE!Washington, D.C.
    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • Remember the guy who whined about people coming to the US from "SH**HOLE" countries? He turned the US into one of them. Ironic?

    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • Are Alaskan opthalmologists merely mirages? Optical Aleutians?

    Last post by Randy D - July 29, 2020
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  • Once upon a time in the long ago Alexandria, Egypt was known as the Capitol of Knowledge and Learning. Is there one in 2020? Where?

    The GREAT LIBRARY in Alexandria at one time held between 40,000 and 400,000 Scrolls. The great thinkers were drawn there.Today I doubt there is any anywhere remotely comparable to ...  moreThe GREAT LIBRARY in Alexandria at one time held between 40,000 and 400,000 Scrolls. The great thinkers were drawn there.Today I doubt there is any anywhere remotely comparable to that specific there.We are less now than we were thousands of years ago and getting lesser and smaller and more insignificant. Devolving devolving devolving devolving. Because?  
    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • Why do invaders destroy the treasures of the countries they invade?

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  • If your default mode is VERY SERIOUS sometimes or many times you don't know when folks are teasing, joking or being clever. Are you one?

    Is it due to a "defective" gene? Literal or figurative? Can you tell the difference? Sometimes I can't. Oh well.
    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • Any of you muggers actually LIVE in Florida? WHY?

    The state that is humid hot buggy whose resident Governor Ron de Santis is very buggy and where pumpkin has chosen to relocate to from New York.Nothing going for it any sane person...  moreThe state that is humid hot buggy whose resident Governor Ron de Santis is very buggy and where pumpkin has chosen to relocate to from New York.Nothing going for it any sane person would WANT. Puzzling.  
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  • What is the main purpose of a wall? To keep people in (like a prison) or keep people out (like a fortress)? Have you built walls? Where/why?

    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • We will never know how many so-called "peaceful protesters" were really mad dog white supremacists weaponized to cause mayhem. Will we?

    There was a guy dressed all in black with an umbrella breaking windows. A peaceful protester confronted him and asked what he was doing and why? Umbrella man kept breaking windows....  moreThere was a guy dressed all in black with an umbrella breaking windows. A peaceful protester confronted him and asked what he was doing and why? Umbrella man kept breaking windows. A pumpkin lover white supremacist dressed as a "peaceful protester" to wreak havoc cause trouble bring down the protest.So pumpkin sends in the mystery meat thugs paramilitarily dressed like stormtroopers to teargas rubber bullet and baton beat the peaceful protesters. He salts the mine and then says "look what I found"! He starts the fires and then sends in the "firefighters" to douse them and says "look what I did"!Everything is going according to plan. The pumpkinman has the alleged top legal guy (supposed to be the Attorney General OF THE COUNTRY but really is the consigliari of the mafia don) cover him by legalizing everything pumpkin's goon squads do. A tidy cozy incestuous arrangement with which all the participants are very comfy. How sweet it is.  less
    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • Lies are available in all sizes shapes colors. Some are insignificant. Others cause suffering and death. Didja hear this one?.

    "He may not have known he stepped down". Said with a straight face by billybarr during a grilling by the House Judiciary committee on Tuesday."He may not have known he stepped down...  more"He may not have known he stepped down". Said with a straight face by billybarr during a grilling by the House Judiciary committee on Tuesday."He may not have known he stepped down"?When one "steps down" it  is due to one's own action. Leaving on one's own for whatever reason. Being fired on the other hand can come out of the blue without the firee's knowledge.The FIRER says "he stepped down". The Firee says "I was fired".Why the lie? Why say "He stepped down" when the truth was "he was fired"? Of what value was that lie? What was the purpose of the lie? Whom did it help to do what when where? Who was it intended to harm?Lying for its own sake makes no sense. Lying for purpose does. All cowards lie to cover their a**es because they know they did wrong and they are too chickensh** to admit it. Okay. Got. A defect of homo saps.But lying for no reason when the truth is perfectly acceptable is very bizarre weird odd peculiar and evidence of some defect of the brain.So many pols are brain defective and they lie ...    less
    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • It is amazing how "successful" a homo sap can be who lacks intelligence talent imagination creativity. They USE the talents of others. Odd?

    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • A one-ingredient cake? How tasty could that be. A one goal homo sap? How worthwhile useful would he/she be? Which goal?

    MAKING MONEY MAKING MONEY MAKING MONEY MAKING MONEY MAKING MONEY MAKINg MONEY MAKING MONEY MAKING MONEYORGETTING RICHER GETTING RICHER GETTING RICHER GETTING RICHER GETTING RICHER ...  moreMAKING MONEY MAKING MONEY MAKING MONEY MAKING MONEY MAKING MONEY MAKINg MONEY MAKING MONEY MAKING MONEYORGETTING RICHER GETTING RICHER GETTING RICHER GETTING RICHER GETTING RICHER GETTING RICHER  
    Last post by RosieG - July 29, 2020
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  • Married (or previously married) people*, do you remember by heart all the words of your wedding vows**? ~

    *For those married multiple times, the answer can cover any or all of your marriages if you like.
    **This question especially applies to people who did not use the traditionally wel...  more
    *For those married multiple times, the answer can cover any or all of your marriages if you like.
    **This question especially applies to people who did not use the traditionally well-known standard vows and wrote their own vows.~  
    Last post by Thriftymaid - July 29, 2020
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  • It seems that so many TV commercials these days show interracial couples and/or biracial children, and it’s a trend that covers all types of

     products or services being advertised.
     
    Question: can you think of any advertisement for a product or a service that would not, could not, or should not feature an inte...  more
     products or services being advertised.
     
    Question: can you think of any advertisement for a product or a service that would not, could not, or should not feature an interracial couple and/or biracial children?
     
    DISCLAIMER: I myself am in an interracial marriage and our children are biracial, so I have a biased perspective of this topic. 
    ~  
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  • What are some humorous ways a yogi would fit in at a non-yoga job or profession?

     
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  • ‘Lennials use the word “amazing” to describe just about anything and everything. Isn’t that a little, well, amazing?

     
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  • What have you ever produced?

     
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  • Military veterans, have any of the bases at which you were ever stationed now closed down and/or reverted to civilian use? If so, where? ~

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  • All I want to know is which one of you jokers sprayed super glue on the wall? It’s not funny any more. Grrrrrr.

     

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  • When was the most recent time you had to call your cell phone to locate it?

    Me? Just now.:)
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  • I haven’t played Monopoly in over a decade! What is your favorite token when you play it? ~

     
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  • Prior to age 18, what was the board game or table game you hated to play with your family members, and why? ~

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  • What are your favorite card games to play? ~

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  • A multi-faceted question about my favorite group "Simple Minds"

    I am just wondering if you might have a song, or songs, that you really like from Simple Minds? Their "Don't You (Forget About Me)" was certainly huge. Yet, my favorite song of the...  moreI am just wondering if you might have a song, or songs, that you really like from Simple Minds? Their "Don't You (Forget About Me)" was certainly huge. Yet, my favorite song of theirs , is "Belfast Child." This "Belfast Child" song is stunning for me, as is the entire album. I've been playing the album over and over in the last couple of days..I highly recommend the entire "Street Fighting Years" album if you've never listened to it.:)
    "Don't You (Forget About Me)"

    "Belfast Child"  
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