A friend of mine keeps on trying to get me to join the Freemasons. My wife says I must have been in the Ku Klux Klan - because I'm a wizard under a sheet.
Not "pick me up at the airport if you don't mind the traffic mess". I quickly tried to call him, but he won't answer. I think he's calling the police right about ... more Not "pick me up at the airport if you don't mind the traffic mess". I quickly tried to call him, but he won't answer. I think he's calling the police right about now. What's the latest (or the worst) embarrassment you've suffered due to computers telling us what we should mean instead of what we really mean?
I received a gift ( cake for my birthday) from a mugger friend. Now I have it smack on my face in my profile picture. How can I remove it from there? I cannot find directions what ... moreI received a gift ( cake for my birthday) from a mugger friend. Now I have it smack on my face in my profile picture. How can I remove it from there? I cannot find directions what to do with gifts. Help would be appreciated.
There are two music videos that I cannot find anymore but the songs involved still have videos, but they're different from what I remember.If anyone can find the ones I describe, I... moreThere are two music videos that I cannot find anymore but the songs involved still have videos, but they're different from what I remember.If anyone can find the ones I describe, I'd appreciate seeing the videos again. (Unless I imagined them.) Does anyone remember the following videos to these songs?
"Black or White" -- Michael Jackson - - the video I remember had a long chunk of time devoted to close-ups of people's faces looking straight at the camera, and then they faced to the left and to the right; all the while the faces kept morphing into other people, constantly changing faces."Gravity of Love" -- Enigma - - the video I remember takes place in a huge castle-like building filled with people outside and inside the castle in period-dress (Renaissance-like?) costumes. The camera went from room to room -- some of the images were rather sexual and/or erotic but it was all done in great taste. less
Tomorrow, November 23, is American Thanksgiving Day. It may not be Thanksgiving Day in YOUR country but why not give thanks anyway? What could it hurt? Happy Thanksgiving to all an... moreTomorrow, November 23, is American Thanksgiving Day. It may not be Thanksgiving Day in YOUR country but why not give thanks anyway? What could it hurt? Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a Good Day! Whaddya say?
Mark Hall said he would believe Trump over Jesus even if Jesus got down "off the cross" and said the allegations were true. I think he is batsh** crazy but I don't think he i... moreMark Hall said he would believe Trump over Jesus even if Jesus got down "off the cross" and said the allegations were true. I think he is batsh** crazy but I don't think he is the only one who believes everything Trump says without question. Do you?
The more money, power, influence you have the more corruptly evil you become? Folks will tolerate ANY BEHAVIOR from the wealthy/powerful/famous without check. T'is sad that. ... moreThe more money, power, influence you have the more corruptly evil you become? Folks will tolerate ANY BEHAVIOR from the wealthy/powerful/famous without check. T'is sad that. But t'is that.
Is that the carrot the drives people to become successful so they can make lots and lots and lots of money to buy them the RIGHT to take whatever they want, treat people like crap ... moreIs that the carrot the drives people to become successful so they can make lots and lots and lots of money to buy them the RIGHT to take whatever they want, treat people like crap and keep taking more? That's what lies beneath the drive to succeed? SIGH.
Two very nice neighbors bake all the time and bring things over to share. Way-too-sweet sweets that we simply cannot eat. Once you accept the offering and learn it isn't your... moreTwo very nice neighbors bake all the time and bring things over to share. Way-too-sweet sweets that we simply cannot eat. Once you accept the offering and learn it isn't your cuppa tea it's too late to say no futurely. So what do you do with the food? You don't want to hurt their feelings. Their intentions are always very kind. But they put you in a bind.
