A. After 5 dates with Randy D, this is the first time he didn’t “forget” to bring his wallet. She had already planned to dump him if he pulled that crap ag... more
A. After 5 dates with Randy D, this is the first time he didn’t “forget” to bring his wallet. She had already planned to dump him if he pulled that crap again this time, but now that she knows he’s paid the bill, she’s glad to keep him because he’s so great in bed.B. She’s a numerology nut, the amount is $32.08 plus 7% tax, or $2.2456, making the total $34.32. She’s 32 years old, was born in August, the 8th month, she’s the 7th of 7 children, she’s been dating Randy D for 34 days, and her period is 32 days late.C. A combination of both of the above.D. Neither A nor B, but some other reason. Other answer.E. She’s loopy, and the weirdest things excite her. Randy D has found yet another winner.~ less
I’m in a public setting wearing a short-sleeved shirt, I forgot to bring a jacket with me (I meant to grab it from my car before leaving home), it’s freez... more
I’m in a public setting wearing a short-sleeved shirt, I forgot to bring a jacket with me (I meant to grab it from my car before leaving home), it’s freezing to the point that I’m not enjoying myself AT ALL, but I’m stuck here because my wife doesn’t want to leave. We came here in her car, which is partially why I’m without an option of a nearby jacket. Should I:A. Abandon her and move to Canada where I have a serial ex-wife who will always take me in with no questions asked?B. Abandon her and move to Minnesota where my wide-angle search has been getting me closer and closer to my quarry with every passing day?C. Abandon her and lock myself in the third-level sub-basement with all my “eager and willing” sandwich-making “employees”?D. Abandon her and live like a beach bum on a sparsely populated tropical island where they’ve never even heard of air conditioners?E. Abandon her and try one each of the above for six months at a time?Brrr... less
Two people just walked past me at a distance of about fifteen yards, I never got a complete look at the one furthest from me because she was blocked from my view by t... more
Two people just walked past me at a distance of about fifteen yards, I never got a complete look at the one furthest from me because she was blocked from my view by the one closest to me. That’s what prompted this question.
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I lost one good freind to it he got the fever pretty bad and started wearing silk and velour clothing and wearing platform shoes. What finally killed him was was missing a KI... moreI lost one good freind to it he got the fever pretty bad and started wearing silk and velour clothing and wearing platform shoes. What finally killed him was was missing a KISS concert because he was too busy disco dancing. Cheers!
I would like to fix some of the dumb Canadian bureaucracy. Eg. You can travel to 27 European countries with a Canadian vaccine certification but you are stuck overseas until you ge... moreI would like to fix some of the dumb Canadian bureaucracy. Eg. You can travel to 27 European countries with a Canadian vaccine certification but you are stuck overseas until you get covid 19 tested at a cost of $385.00.And a few other things..
*Frivolously and vindictively, I wish to add.
This question was inspired by another post that was submitted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/133712... more*Frivolously and vindictively, I wish to add.
This question was inspired by another post that was submitted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/133712/are-you-flattered-when-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex-smiles-at-yo/view/post_id/924020~
I know of a guy who “barbecues” meat by microwaving it on high heat (no seasonings), and after taking it out, pours barbecue sauce over it and serving it ... more
I know of a guy who “barbecues” meat by microwaving it on high heat (no seasonings), and after taking it out, pours barbecue sauce over it and serving it just like that. Believe me, it certainly tasted as if he prepares it that way, and after being invited to his place that one time several years ago, I have never partaken of his culinary endeavors again.~
I was on the sidewalk when a guy walking in the middle of the street started throwing small rocks at people on the sidewalk. Fortunately noone was hit then a couple of guys went af... moreI was on the sidewalk when a guy walking in the middle of the street started throwing small rocks at people on the sidewalk. Fortunately noone was hit then a couple of guys went after him. They all disappeared out of sight about a block away so after that I don't know what happened. There are some nutcases around this area!
Which would be the worst calamity if true?KABOOM...there goes the housing bubble imploding explosionorWill a cryptocurrency 1929-like crash cause folks to jump out of windows havin... moreWhich would be the worst calamity if true?KABOOM...there goes the housing bubble imploding explosionorWill a cryptocurrency 1929-like crash cause folks to jump out of windows having lost all their fortunes overnight?
So this shark in Italy lived for ten years in a FEMALE ONLY tank with another female. You know what's coming right?She gave birth...you might call it a "virgin" birth.Did you also ... moreSo this shark in Italy lived for ten years in a FEMALE ONLY tank with another female. You know what's coming right?She gave birth...you might call it a "virgin" birth.Did you also know more than 80 species of invertebrates have done so too? There are two kinds of parthenogenesis. APOMIXIS and AUTOMIXIS. I did not investigate which is which or what it is.You can if you wanna though.
Are you honorable, trustworthy? Do you have integrity? Do you look out for others or is it always CAVEAT EMPTOR with you?1 in 8 REFUSE to be vaxed thus exposing people they are PAI... moreAre you honorable, trustworthy? Do you have integrity? Do you look out for others or is it always CAVEAT EMPTOR with you?1 in 8 REFUSE to be vaxed thus exposing people they are PAID to take care of to COVID.Dishonorable untrustworthy and quite possible potential murderers.
Do they all have Delta or Epsilon and are now in the hospital being ventilated near death?Are their refrigerated morgues awaiting their dead bodies?Why the silence the disappearing... moreDo they all have Delta or Epsilon and are now in the hospital being ventilated near death?Are their refrigerated morgues awaiting their dead bodies?Why the silence the disappearing act? Where are they all at?Did they get fired for doing a crapsappy job? Will all their replacements be back at work "any day now"?Strange fruit hanging from a stranger tree. What does it all mean....swinging in the wind?
Why are some so open to learning truth while others fear it more than anything and continue to dismiss it out of hand? In the face of incontrovertible FACT EVIDENCE PROOF they stan... moreWhy are some so open to learning truth while others fear it more than anything and continue to dismiss it out of hand? In the face of incontrovertible FACT EVIDENCE PROOF they stand rigid immutable unmoved untouched unreachable detached aloof. More and more and more and more and more and more continue to die and they do not ask why. They know. A plot against their beloved treasured adored one. They are all convinced of that beyond any doubt.And still they die and never doubt why or question it. They know beyond knowing and understand beyond understanding and believe beyond believing that they are right for all time and everyone else not them is/are wrong for all time. less
