I mean, we've all seen the tired lame ones like "Hair Apparent" for a barber, or "Chicken Itza" for a takeaway BBQ chicken joint. I thought these were pretty goodAnd Fred Harris, o... moreI mean, we've all seen the tired lame ones like "Hair Apparent" for a barber, or "Chicken Itza" for a takeaway BBQ chicken joint. I thought these were pretty goodAnd Fred Harris, owner of this furniture store in New Zealand, is my hero for this pundemonium ...
Here are two examples of the sound "er" professionally inserted into your news delivery, from France 24 English:- - - - Start of extract transcript: - - - -"Locked and -ER- Loaded.... moreHere are two examples of the sound "er" professionally inserted into your news delivery, from France 24 English:- - - - Start of extract transcript: - - - -"Locked and -ER- Loaded. Those are the two words that everyone -ER- is talking about, because those two words -ER- clearly hinted at a possible -ER- military intervention by -ER- the United States. The wording, the language, a little bit similar to -ER- to what the US President had used back in June -ER- when he had announced, he had claimed, that he had backtracked -ER- and called off at the last minute a hit on -ER- Iran. ".Extract source video:https://www.france24.com/en/video/20190916-kethevane-gorjestani-reports-washington- - - - End of extract transcript - - - -- - - - Start of extract transcript: - - - -"Well -ER- just like -ER- last night there are hundreds of people who have gathered here in front of the Supreme Court. The only change is that the police -ER- put up barriers -ER- to keep people away from the steps of the Supreme Court. The peo... less
A. After 5 dates with Randy D, this is the first time he didn’t “forget” to bring his wallet. She had already planned to dump him if he pulled that crap ag... more
A. After 5 dates with Randy D, this is the first time he didn’t “forget” to bring his wallet. She had already planned to dump him if he pulled that crap again this time, but now that she knows he’s paid the bill, she’s glad to keep him because he’s so great in bed.B. She’s a numerology nut, the amount is $32.08 plus 7% tax, or $2.2456, making the total $34.32. She’s 32 years old, was born in August, the 8th month, she’s the 7th of 7 children, she’s been dating Randy D for 34 days, and her period is 32 days late.C. A combination of both of the above.D. Neither A nor B, but some other reason. Other answer.E. She’s loopy, and the weirdest things excite her. Randy D has found yet another winner.~ less
I’m in a public setting wearing a short-sleeved shirt, I forgot to bring a jacket with me (I meant to grab it from my car before leaving home), it’s freez... more
I’m in a public setting wearing a short-sleeved shirt, I forgot to bring a jacket with me (I meant to grab it from my car before leaving home), it’s freezing to the point that I’m not enjoying myself AT ALL, but I’m stuck here because my wife doesn’t want to leave. We came here in her car, which is partially why I’m without an option of a nearby jacket. Should I:A. Abandon her and move to Canada where I have a serial ex-wife who will always take me in with no questions asked?B. Abandon her and move to Minnesota where my wide-angle search has been getting me closer and closer to my quarry with every passing day?C. Abandon her and lock myself in the third-level sub-basement with all my “eager and willing” sandwich-making “employees”?D. Abandon her and live like a beach bum on a sparsely populated tropical island where they’ve never even heard of air conditioners?E. Abandon her and try one each of the above for six months at a time?Brrr... less
Two people just walked past me at a distance of about fifteen yards, I never got a complete look at the one furthest from me because she was blocked from my view by t... more
Two people just walked past me at a distance of about fifteen yards, I never got a complete look at the one furthest from me because she was blocked from my view by the one closest to me. That’s what prompted this question.
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I lost one good freind to it he got the fever pretty bad and started wearing silk and velour clothing and wearing platform shoes. What finally killed him was was missing a KI... moreI lost one good freind to it he got the fever pretty bad and started wearing silk and velour clothing and wearing platform shoes. What finally killed him was was missing a KISS concert because he was too busy disco dancing. Cheers!
I would like to fix some of the dumb Canadian bureaucracy. Eg. You can travel to 27 European countries with a Canadian vaccine certification but you are stuck overseas until you ge... moreI would like to fix some of the dumb Canadian bureaucracy. Eg. You can travel to 27 European countries with a Canadian vaccine certification but you are stuck overseas until you get covid 19 tested at a cost of $385.00.And a few other things..
*Frivolously and vindictively, I wish to add.
This question was inspired by another post that was submitted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/133712... more*Frivolously and vindictively, I wish to add.
This question was inspired by another post that was submitted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/133712/are-you-flattered-when-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex-smiles-at-yo/view/post_id/924020~
I know of a guy who “barbecues” meat by microwaving it on high heat (no seasonings), and after taking it out, pours barbecue sauce over it and serving it ... more
I know of a guy who “barbecues” meat by microwaving it on high heat (no seasonings), and after taking it out, pours barbecue sauce over it and serving it just like that. Believe me, it certainly tasted as if he prepares it that way, and after being invited to his place that one time several years ago, I have never partaken of his culinary endeavors again.~
