The cheese stands aloneThe cheese stands aloneHi Ho the dairyoThe cheese stands aloneThe big cheese always said his opinion is the only one that counts. That he knows more than the... moreThe cheese stands aloneThe cheese stands aloneHi Ho the dairyoThe cheese stands aloneThe big cheese always said his opinion is the only one that counts. That he knows more than the generals and more than anyone about everything. He is really smart...a stable genius he said as he keeps reminding us. And very handsome too as he also reminds us. What does he need anyone for as long as his base of devoted worshippers doesn't abandon him and has mirrors so he can gaze into his eyes and whisper sweet words of love. And cameras. And microphones And the press that he vilifies but could live without. One man rule is almost here m'dears. Excited? less
The House Republican Majority HEAD toady Devin Nunes shut everything down. Said nothing was found. The investigation is concluded and everything is hunky dorry fine! Now the Dems o... moreThe House Republican Majority HEAD toady Devin Nunes shut everything down. Said nothing was found. The investigation is concluded and everything is hunky dorry fine! Now the Dems on the committee were not apprised that anything was concluded. They hadn't even gotten to the money laundering part of the investigation. But of course Cheeseburger donjohn will use that toady Nunes lie as PROOF there was no collusion, no obstruction, and Cheeseburger donjohn is pure as the driven snow. All of which is bullsh** lies. We have PROOF of meetings between his toadies and the Russians. We have PROOF of his involvement with Russia for years. We have PROOF we have PROOF we have PROOF. And when jacka**es like toady Nunes say nothing was found they are lying! I wonder if Mueller will investigate the so-called "investigation" of the House Intelligence committe? Wouldn't that be loverly? Nunes would have to take the 5th! less
The very needy beg to be loved. Grovel for attention and support and admiration. Will do/say anything to get it because they are so afraid people will know how little they have to ... moreThe very needy beg to be loved. Grovel for attention and support and admiration. Will do/say anything to get it because they are so afraid people will know how little they have to offer. Groveling isn't attractive in anyone. When a president grovels for approval it is embarrassing. When a prez is only interested in self-aggrandizement it is shameful. When a president will flip on a dime if you just compliment him it is humiliating. We have a Groverler-in-chief as prez who has a neverending need for approval attention. Aren't y'all tired of it yet? less
Elephants supposedly has a very long memory..is very fat and very slow and I'm not sure but probably not too smart. Not a good image.Donkeys are known to be stubborn and when you c... moreElephants supposedly has a very long memory..is very fat and very slow and I'm not sure but probably not too smart. Not a good image.Donkeys are known to be stubborn and when you call someone a Jacka** is isn't a compliment.Why allow a cartoonist from way back when to still dictate a symbol of anything so many decades later?
-- According to my calculations . . .-- I'm just doing my job. -- There's no way you can ever prove it. -- I've taught you everything I know, now it's time go you t... more-- According to my calculations . . .-- I'm just doing my job. -- There's no way you can ever prove it. -- I've taught you everything I know, now it's time go you to go on without me.
-- I've left them an envelope with all the information about you just in case anything happens to me.-- This just feels so right.-- Awwwww, you shouldn't have! -- Don't try to find me. -- I should have the prototype ready well before the deadline, but first I'll need more funding. ~
When you open a bottle of water by twisting off the screw cap, do always do it with your dominant hand? I wondered about it, so I switched hands to experiment. I... moreWhen you open a bottle of water by twisting off the screw cap, do always do it with your dominant hand? I wondered about it, so I switched hands to experiment. I'm right handed, so holding the bottle in my right hand instead of my left hand like I normally do, I tried to unscrew the cap with my left hand. Even though I was able to do it, and with ease, it felt EXTREMELY awkward! It made me wonder if for my entire life have I always used my right hand to open bottles? Spooky, right? By the way, I'll bet you've just tried it yourself before reading this whole thing, and if not, I'll bet you were already planning to try it once you've finished reading it. The suggestion of power. Backwards written it's, yes.~ less
Other than the homes of rich bestirds and snooty nobles like those I've alluded to above, have you ever heard of an average, everyday person naming his or her home?~
sleep, rest, wake up, eat, scratch, urinate or defecate, for instance. What are some other bodily functions about which we do NOT receive any advance notice/warnings ye... moresleep, rest, wake up, eat, scratch, urinate or defecate, for instance. What are some other bodily functions about which we do NOT receive any advance notice/warnings yet you wish that we did?~