Every other sensitive body part and function is used as an expletive or derogatorily. I think there's a whole new area of profanity to be explored here.
If I was nighted during the winter my tittle would be - Sir Lots Of Pants. Because when it's cold I wear 2 pair of Sweat pants under my work pants. Cheers!
A. Of course you should. Everyone knows that the hero gets the girl at the end of the movie. B. Of course not! Haven't you seen the show "Locked Up Abroad"? ... moreA. Of course you should. Everyone knows that the hero gets the girl at the end of the movie. B. Of course not! Haven't you seen the show "Locked Up Abroad"? It's a trap, dude.
C. Are you crazy? She's got some bozo doing that every couple of weeks, and she always goes right back to London.D. Meh. E. What are you going to do, besides screwing up her life worse than it is right now?F. Too late; she used the money on a one-way ticket from Heathrow to California, and she's on your doorstep with all of her worldly goods. Have fun explaining that to your wife.G. Don't be silly. You'll never get all those tildes past the TSA (Transportation Security Agency).H. No. You've obviously forgotten the fiasco you caused when you tried it with another one in India.I. Other answer. less
She is a BLACK WOMAN. A CALIFORNIA CONGRESSWOMAN. A woman who consistently says what many of us believe to be true. The doofus don should be impeached, needs to be impeached, will ... moreShe is a BLACK WOMAN. A CALIFORNIA CONGRESSWOMAN. A woman who consistently says what many of us believe to be true. The doofus don should be impeached, needs to be impeached, will be impeached, is gonna be impeached. The Godly Doofus don of course expects everyone to adore him. He is perfect. He is flawless. Anyone dare say otherwise and the THE GODLY DOOFUS DON will smite him/her with the wrath of the LORD. Well he has enough followers/true believers who cheer him on. More's the pity. :(
The world revolves around him. He is the center of everyone's universe. He is the be-all and end-all. He is the Beginning and the Middle and the End. He competes with God of course... moreThe world revolves around him. He is the center of everyone's universe. He is the be-all and end-all. He is the Beginning and the Middle and the End. He competes with God of course but his people don't mind. They see him as Godly and Jesusly and above reproach. Has he walked on water yet?
What kind of war would they adore more? Racist? Culture? Political? Religious? They're just itching to grab a weapon and go on out there and fight for their country aren't they eve... moreWhat kind of war would they adore more? Racist? Culture? Political? Religious? They're just itching to grab a weapon and go on out there and fight for their country aren't they even when it means killing fellow citizens? Why have guns if you don't use them? Why have an AR 15 if not to mow down lotsa people you dislike? What's the point of all the militia groups building up their stockpiles if they don't use them? When will it blow and what will be left after the carnage? If we're dead it's moot. If we aren't what then? less
J. Edgar Hoover stayed in power for years because of the dirt/files/info he collected on people.Louella Parsons was a Hollywood Reporter with a lot of power and if you did not kiss... moreJ. Edgar Hoover stayed in power for years because of the dirt/files/info he collected on people.Louella Parsons was a Hollywood Reporter with a lot of power and if you did not kiss her A** she'd write all kinds of things to discredit you and hound you just like the doofus hounds people.Vicious people do that or just normal folks who get lucky and get a chance to "get back at"? Would you?
"Russian Roulette: The Inside Story of Putin's War on America and the Election of Donald Trump".The authors are two journalistsMichael IsikoffDavid CornIt is scheduled for release March 13.
Parts of it are very salacious. It seems the first contact the doofus had with Russians was five months before his Moscow Trip/Miss Universe pageant and occurred at a Las Vegas Par... moreParts of it are very salacious. It seems the first contact the doofus had with Russians was five months before his Moscow Trip/Miss Universe pageant and occurred at a Las Vegas Party. Doofus desperately wanted to build a Trump Tower in Moscow and had been trying to effect that desperately. But I digress. The raunchy party was held at a Las Vegas club called THE ACT which was well known for its graphic sexual depictions including bestiality and bondage. Now I would like to tell you what else is listed but seriously it so disgusting I can't. Maybe the doofus joined the folks on stage and participated and they have photos? I don't know. But the Steele Dossier alleges the same disgusting stuff occurred in a hotel room in Moscow so maybe that is what Putin is holding over the doofus don's orange head. I know some very oddly weird and bizarrely strange things occur during sex among willing partners. Not for me to judge. BUT if a married man, much less a president, is caught participating in such things with strangers?... less
I was born and raised here, and I've never lived anywhere else. I was born here, I've lived elsewhere, and I returned here by choice.I was born here, I've lived elsewhere, and... moreI was born and raised here, and I've never lived anywhere else. I was born here, I've lived elsewhere, and I returned here by choice.I was born here, I've lived elsewhere, and returned here, but not by choice. Life's circumstances. I live here because of life's circumstances. I am only living here temporarily, I plan to move on soon.I live here now due to life's circumstances, but I plan to move on someday.Because my significant other prefers this city and will not move. Because my parent(s) died here and I won't leave her/him/them.This is where the job is/the jobs are. Because of the schools. Because of the weather. Because of the housing choices/availability/prices.I'm stuck here, that's why.Because it's about as far way from you as I can get. (Remember, the restraining order is still Valid!)Two or more of the above. None of the above/other answer. less
As the plane gets close enough to see what's down here... the bazillion protest signs and kazillion folks on the ground...might unsettle him. What excuse will he use to never... moreAs the plane gets close enough to see what's down here... the bazillion protest signs and kazillion folks on the ground...might unsettle him. What excuse will he use to never land and go back where he came from? Was he "feeling unwell"? The Republican party in California is a joke. Teeny tiny ineffectual. Dems have had a supermajority for a very long time. We are not A BLUE STATE for nothing. Let him confine his trips to RED states where they don't hate him cuz they adore the guy. Everyone will be a whole lot happier including him. He needs to be loved and admired and wanted and worshipped. He will get none of that here. A word to the wise. No physical threats or danger to him at all. Just lotsa signs and lotsa of folks who don't think he is swell using their right to free speech and their right to gather peacefully to protest government. SIGH. less
Says Russia would not meddle because it is against their principles. Says Russia doesn't have the tools to meddle in elections Remember how he bragged a few days ago about the stat... moreSays Russia would not meddle because it is against their principles. Says Russia doesn't have the tools to meddle in elections Remember how he bragged a few days ago about the state of the art of Russia's nuclear weapons that no one else had? I wonder if he realizes how ridiculous he is.
Saw a Twilight Zone years ago about a gambler who died and went to "heaven". Once there he was living a fantasy life of wildest dreams. A swanky place to live. Hot babes available ... moreSaw a Twilight Zone years ago about a gambler who died and went to "heaven". Once there he was living a fantasy life of wildest dreams. A swanky place to live. Hot babes available 24/7. He'd always win at everything he did. Eventually he started complaining about it. The "heavenly" guide who had provided all that for him told him he wasn't in heaven. He was in the "other place". So is it Heaven to have everything you ever desired or would it be he**? Why?
It all comes together the moment of conception. At its inception. From the git-go. It is a condition they never escape and they pass it on down generation after generation after ge... moreIt all comes together the moment of conception. At its inception. From the git-go. It is a condition they never escape and they pass it on down generation after generation after generation. Brainwashed. A disease, a condition or a blessing?
