I really do learn from my mistakes. Honest, I do. But, dammit Janet, sometimes my mouth starts moving before my brain kicks into gear. I know not to ask another w... moreI really do learn from my mistakes. Honest, I do. But, dammit Janet, sometimes my mouth starts moving before my brain kicks into gear. I know not to ask another woman if she's pregnant. I know!While on vacation, I was shopping with a friend at TJ Maxx. Went into the dressing room to try on some tops and there was a lovely young woman who was working in there. She was clearly pregnant. Beautiful, perfectly proportioned woman, not an ounce of fat on her, and a pronounced belly. So, I asked her when she was due. She told me she wasn't pregnant. As I apologized profusely, looking like the complete idiot that I am, she told me very nicely not to worry about it, that people said that to her all the time, and it was just a fat stomach. THEN, I wanted to say, "Hey lady, I think you better get to a doctor because if that there ain't a baby, then you must have yourself a big a$$ed tumor!" But, I was good. I shut my big forking mouth, and slunk a... less
A local farmer started selling free range chicken and duck eggs last year. Out of curiosity and because he raved about them, I bought the duck eggs. After cooking them ... moreA local farmer started selling free range chicken and duck eggs last year. Out of curiosity and because he raved about them, I bought the duck eggs. After cooking them up, I was instantly hooked. They are delicioso! I don't care if Daffy Duck gets pissed off. Those little quackers are yummy in my tummy.
Remember when liberals said opposing Obama was treason? Now they oppose everything Trump wants to do. Seems hypocritical to me. Then again if liberals didn't have double standards ... moreRemember when liberals said opposing Obama was treason? Now they oppose everything Trump wants to do. Seems hypocritical to me. Then again if liberals didn't have double standards they wouldn't have any at all.
Not that it matters whether she was unfaithful to her sky fairy husband or whether she was another immaculate conception, the good old Roman Catholic church put up the no vacancy s... moreNot that it matters whether she was unfaithful to her sky fairy husband or whether she was another immaculate conception, the good old Roman Catholic church put up the no vacancy sign at their inn.
A nun who kept her pregnancy a secret has shocked the Roman Catholic Church by giving birth to a baby boy.
A cloistered nun has stunned her mother superior and sisters after giving birth to a baby boy after complaining of severe stomach pains.
The sister, who belonged to an order in Macerata, in the eastern Italian region of Le Marche, claimed to have no idea she was pregnant when she was rushed to hospital in agony, after which she gave birth.
The pregnancy has embarrassed the Church, and the nun will be forced to leave her convent in Rieti, north of Rome, to "lead a secular life with her baby, away from religious institutions", according to a spokesman from Delio Lucarelli, the bishop of Rieti. less
My friend has a ton of tiny little black ants and I can't identify them. They may be rover ants, but I'm not sure. I can't find out what they're attracted to and I can't find their... moreMy friend has a ton of tiny little black ants and I can't identify them. They may be rover ants, but I'm not sure. I can't find out what they're attracted to and I can't find their home. There's just a huge trail of them across the patio- one end disappears on one side of the house and the other goes into a crack. I've put out Amdro, but the ants ignore it.
The "we only kill black people" guy, Cop Greg Abbot, retired Thursday after authorities sought his dismissal. He was gonna be fired. The Cobb County Police Chief, Mike Register, sa... moreThe "we only kill black people" guy, Cop Greg Abbot, retired Thursday after authorities sought his dismissal. He was gonna be fired. The Cobb County Police Chief, Mike Register, said that he knew what was in Abbot's heart but what came out of his mouth was inexcusable". I agree. Many people didn't. Why is that?
It is Sheriff Hutton Castle in North Yorkshire. The castle is in ruins but there is a Warden House and annex with 4bedrooms, 2 reception areas and a farmhouse kitchen as well... more It is Sheriff Hutton Castle in North Yorkshire. The castle is in ruins but there is a Warden House and annex with 4bedrooms, 2 reception areas and a farmhouse kitchen as well as garages and out buildings. The adjoining Court Cottage has 2 bedrooms and dining room. There is a double moat. The property is 10 miles north of York and is 11.5 acres. Any Anglophiles out there who want a "vacation" home with historical provenance??
So that's why Mueller is getting together with the New York State Attorney General. Trump is a New Yorker. So are his kids and son-in-law. He can't pardon them for crimes against t... moreSo that's why Mueller is getting together with the New York State Attorney General. Trump is a New Yorker. So are his kids and son-in-law. He can't pardon them for crimes against the state. Ain't that great?
How do you engage in DIPLOMACY without talking? DIPLOMACY is all about negotiating. How do you negotiate wordlessly, silently?Trump said "the time for talking is over". Right after... moreHow do you engage in DIPLOMACY without talking? DIPLOMACY is all about negotiating. How do you negotiate wordlessly, silently?Trump said "the time for talking is over". Right after Trump tweeted that Mattis said that diplomatic options were never over or something like that which sounded very much like a contradiction of what The Donald tweeted. So Mattis felt a strong need to restate what he said so that The Donald wouldn't get mad at him. Problem is what he said made no sense. It doesn't have to. As long as The Donald is satisfied that is all that matters. Whoopee! :( less
What if everyone who lives and works in America donates 1% of one month's income, one-time only, including all billionaires and those with work visas and green cards. Exclude only ... moreWhat if everyone who lives and works in America donates 1% of one month's income, one-time only, including all billionaires and those with work visas and green cards. Exclude only those who are below the poverty line. How much more wall could that pay for? All?
