What can ever follow an act like that? Giving late-night comedians all the fodder they will ever need to keep us in the hystericals of raucous bawdy laughter? No one can match ever... moreWhat can ever follow an act like that? Giving late-night comedians all the fodder they will ever need to keep us in the hystericals of raucous bawdy laughter? No one can match ever. The epitomc the zenith the miaxmum the heights are being reached and will never be eclipsed.Demented duck and all his quacks will go down in history as? The funniest act since the 3 stooooges or martin and lewis or the dumb and dumbers?Demented duck and the quacks.Has a really nice ring to it. You could sing to it. Will there be a shrine to it? less
The deboned (spineless) chicken is veep mike pounceThe deboned (spineless) duck is the one and only demented duckThe deboned(steel rod up its a**) turkey is billybarfbarrVariations... moreThe deboned (spineless) chicken is veep mike pounceThe deboned (spineless) duck is the one and only demented duckThe deboned(steel rod up its a**) turkey is billybarfbarrVariations on the theme?GOODUCKEN is the English variant subsituting a GOOSE for a TurkeyIs the USA the only country being ruled by a Russian doll inside a doll inside a doll? Kerflunken we're sunken by the effing turduckenWe need good lucken/a miracle/a deus exmachina
It isn't that they're smarter than you are though they may well be. You've already proven you get grasp comprehend those whom you know are more intelligent than you.So it's somethi... moreIt isn't that they're smarter than you are though they may well be. You've already proven you get grasp comprehend those whom you know are more intelligent than you.So it's something else at work here. I can't figure out what it is. Do you know?
Upholstery carpets drapes wreak of the stench. We have a very sweet heighbor who is a heavy smoker. She lives in that and her little dog lives in that. She obviously is unable to s... moreUpholstery carpets drapes wreak of the stench. We have a very sweet heighbor who is a heavy smoker. She lives in that and her little dog lives in that. She obviously is unable to smell the stench. Her smeller sniffer must be broken. I wonder if heavy smokers how awful being around them is ?
If you have to become just like them. Dirty rotten evil cruel souless heartless brainless treasonous mendacious monsters. Will you have gained the world but lost your soul?I dunno.... moreIf you have to become just like them. Dirty rotten evil cruel souless heartless brainless treasonous mendacious monsters. Will you have gained the world but lost your soul?I dunno. I'm not willing to become what I despise. Are you?
How many will show up to make sure they're dead and pay their DISRESPECTS?Futurely something to which to look forward for some and dread for some.It's coming.
The demented duck and that son of an itch the mitch have devoted every waking hour to larding the benches in the country with the fatcat of extra souper douper right-wing supreme f... moreThe demented duck and that son of an itch the mitch have devoted every waking hour to larding the benches in the country with the fatcat of extra souper douper right-wing supreme fascist "conservative" judges who will do the demented duck and his quacks bidding and roll over beg lie down play dead. The adoring worshippers are beyond thrilled and delighted.Having a stacked deck on SCOTUS is a dream. Having a STACKED DECK CABINET is more than they ever hoped for and now have. Oh frabjous joy! Ecstasy. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.The only thing betterer than that is to have this heaven on earth forever. The demented duck and all his quacks around alive in power controlling everything. They are drunk with joy at the prospect. Forever after.FASCIST RACISTS are in heaven and all is right with the world. Sigh. As time goes by so goes the universe. It is perverse. less
Who is YOUR FAVORITE MENDACIOUS HYPOCRITE?There are so many form which to choose I know it's a tough question to answer so I give you leeway to mention ALL YOUR FAVORITES. So you d... moreWho is YOUR FAVORITE MENDACIOUS HYPOCRITE?There are so many form which to choose I know it's a tough question to answer so I give you leeway to mention ALL YOUR FAVORITES. So you don't feel frustrated at the limitation. Sky's the limit. Go ahead. List away.
The demented duckBilly barfbarrThat son of an itch moscow mitchThe pompousa**The JaredThe IvankaThe Stephen MillerThe hannityThe ingrateThe farlson tuckThe roger stoneThe joe arpai... moreThe demented duckBilly barfbarrThat son of an itch moscow mitchThe pompousa**The JaredThe IvankaThe Stephen MillerThe hannityThe ingrateThe farlson tuckThe roger stoneThe joe arpaioThe jeff epsteinThe liddle jimmy jordanThe liddle devin nunesThe run of the mill toady sycophants spineless witless hapless dipsticksThe adoring worshippers
That I don't know.To hold quite dear a monster of death deception destruction devastation and shout praise support it while simultaneously speaking of a GOD is blasphemy. But then ... moreThat I don't know.To hold quite dear a monster of death deception destruction devastation and shout praise support it while simultaneously speaking of a GOD is blasphemy. But then if there is no GOD what is there to blaspheme?It's a set up. Meant to distract divert obfuscate.A shell game. A front. A masquerade. A facade.You cannot support evil and also worship a "god". You are a fake a phony a liar. Yuo cannot serve TWO MASTERSThe world is full of them. Fakes and phonies and liars and self-righteous MURDERERS.Was it always like this or did something change that set us on this course of worshipping EVIL?The devil works in mysterious ways. A trickster. Luring people to their doom. less
There is no longer any higher ground. It has all been leveled in advance to accommodate this circumstance that was always planned. Quietly in the background and shoutingly in the f... moreThere is no longer any higher ground. It has all been leveled in advance to accommodate this circumstance that was always planned. Quietly in the background and shoutingly in the foreground. Devastation devatation devastation elimination eradication.While we were otherwise engaged with trying to survive the bulldozers were there working diligently to remove any hope of survival.What now? What next?
Can you catch something that doesn't exist? Are people without conscience or sense of shame drawn together like magnets? They sail through life justifying rationalizing excusing ta... moreCan you catch something that doesn't exist? Are people without conscience or sense of shame drawn together like magnets? They sail through life justifying rationalizing excusing taking pride in that which others find reprehensible. Oddly they often end up in control with a lot of power. This is because? Very puzzling disconcerting disappointment dastardly deadly.Any way to fight them? They fight dirty so unless we fight dirty too we are doomed.The circle of life. Inevitable?
When the common good is of no consequence and kindness fairness justice is perceived as a weakness how long before destruction eliminates washes clean clears the decks so we can st... moreWhen the common good is of no consequence and kindness fairness justice is perceived as a weakness how long before destruction eliminates washes clean clears the decks so we can start over again and maybe get it right?
I like it bunches.Get up and make coffeeCheck out Hemet weather for the weekPlay BESPELLED to wake up my brain offline not on lineCheck out emailsShow up on AnswermugMu... more I like it bunches.Get up and make coffeeCheck out Hemet weather for the weekPlay BESPELLED to wake up my brain offline not on lineCheck out emailsShow up on AnswermugMulti-taskI get grumpy when my routine is disrupted. I am a creature of habit. It makes me feel SAFE SECURE PROTECTED
He will shove her up our a** and down our throat and the moscow mitch son of an itch will CONFIRM ASAP.Isn't the demented duck a kind loving caring pumpkina** jacka**? You bet he is.
Cretinous MUCKLUCKS.You knew whenever they were tested they'd fail miserably. You can't possibly be surprised at the villainy indecency calumny. It is in their bones and fiber and ... moreCretinous MUCKLUCKS.You knew whenever they were tested they'd fail miserably. You can't possibly be surprised at the villainy indecency calumny. It is in their bones and fiber and very being. They brag about being invidious infidious insidious perfidious odious. They would not be Republicans elsewise otherwise.So they are being very true to what they are. Count on it. They will always stay true to what they are. Count on it. Bet on it. Take it to the bank and deposit it. Take vows on it. Bet your kids' lives on it. They always take the low road. SIGH.Business as usual. Nothing to see here folks. Move right along. Two-headed man, bearded woman and 800 lb twins in the next tent. All contributions go to the demented duck fund. less
1. Pour the cereal into the bowl first, then pour the milk 2. Pour the milk into the bowl first, then pour th... more Which of the following is the only correct way?
1. Pour the cereal into the bowl first, then pour the milk 2. Pour the milk into the bowl first, then pour the cereal
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a) sock, sock, shoe, shoe
... more Which way is correct?
a) sock, sock, shoe, shoe
b) sock, shoe, sock, shoe
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