Ok, ladies, it’s quite simple: one at a time you’ll come forward, look me straight in the eye and using any combination of mannerisms and body language you think will b... moreOk, ladies, it’s quite simple: one at a time you’ll come forward, look me straight in the eye and using any combination of mannerisms and body language you think will be effective on me, and in your most convincing voice, just deliver the line that’s on the cue card, “How would you like me to make that sandwich for you, Mr. Randolph?” Remember, you must be persuasive, or you won’t get the part, so really play it up. Ad-libbing is encouraged, too. By the way, I am a real Hollywood producer, this is a real audition, so please ignore the rumors that say I’m some kind of scam artist . . . (cough, cough). Places, everyone, places! Ok, Miss, you with the number 584 hanging off of you, you're first. Quiet on the set!~ less
Maybe some of them are already pregnant before I meet them, they either don’t yet know they’re pregnant or they aren’t showing yet. Or perhaps I have some kind of... moreMaybe some of them are already pregnant before I meet them, they either don’t yet know they’re pregnant or they aren’t showing yet. Or perhaps I have some kind of penchant for meeting women just when they’re ovulating a lot. Well, I’ll have to check for additional clues later, because right now there’s a lawyer at my door asking if I don’t mind taking some tests. BRB!~
This is the finest coffee I have ever tried.I am a huge fan of Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee. It is insanely expensive.
This is better. This is the best coffee I ... moreThis is the finest coffee I have ever tried.I am a huge fan of Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee. It is insanely expensive.
This is better. This is the best coffee I have ever tried. LOW ACID and your brain is clear and you have enough energy to go go go and not go nuts.If you want some, I'll send you a real present.
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The reign of the steadfast jacka** AKA the chump. It keeps going on with no plot no direction no purpose no value no meaning. More noise more gibberish more absurd more riddikkalus... moreThe reign of the steadfast jacka** AKA the chump. It keeps going on with no plot no direction no purpose no value no meaning. More noise more gibberish more absurd more riddikkalus! Sheesh. Who's the jokester hoakster and why is he/she/it/they torturing us like this?
Ya see Justice requires truth. INJUSTICE requires lies. So of course the grand wazeer of LIES (12,000 plus and counting) has effected a change from justice to INJUSTICE! Good for h... moreYa see Justice requires truth. INJUSTICE requires lies. So of course the grand wazeer of LIES (12,000 plus and counting) has effected a change from justice to INJUSTICE! Good for him right y'all?. Anything to keep him happy and y'all sappy snappy daffy! SIGH.
A president of the United States of America strongarms a foreign country to "do him a favor"? WHEN DID THAT EVER OCCUR BEFORE?The FAVOR? Get dirt on Joe Biden or his son. Start an ... moreA president of the United States of America strongarms a foreign country to "do him a favor"? WHEN DID THAT EVER OCCUR BEFORE?The FAVOR? Get dirt on Joe Biden or his son. Start an INVESTIGATION.QUID PRO QUO? I don't know but what difference does it make the prez asks for a FAVOR that is purely politically motivated to harm a political opponent whom he is terrified will beat him. Pathetic weak spineless whinaya** little man can't win HONORABLY so he uses every sneaky illegal corrupt device he can.Terrified little man. This is what you want as your president? Seriously? Pathetic little you too? less
Today chump is supposedly gonna meet with him. Wonder what THAT conversation will be about?The chump will "coach him" into saying none of it ever happened. If the Ukraine Prez fall... moreToday chump is supposedly gonna meet with him. Wonder what THAT conversation will be about?The chump will "coach him" into saying none of it ever happened. If the Ukraine Prez falls for that bullsh** and rolls over well then the steadfast jacka** is successful. He spreads his cancer wherever he goes and contominates the healthy. We'll see if the Ukraine prez is a rollover toady sycophant weakling like all the others. Right?
He kept pushing and pushing and pushing and they just didn't get the message. Finally he pushed hard enough to get their attention and FORCE them into an action they should have ta... moreHe kept pushing and pushing and pushing and they just didn't get the message. Finally he pushed hard enough to get their attention and FORCE them into an action they should have taken MONTHS AGO.IMPEACHMENT is now FINALLY wrapped around his short fat neck. His albatross to carry forward with him from now on. What will he do with it?
Do you think that is true of everyone? Get what you can when you however you can at the expense of others and never have to answer for it? No guilt no conscience no right or wrong?
As he is dying and on his deathbed who will be there? Will he be defiant and contentious and hostile and angry and whining about always being a victim? Do you think he will die gra... moreAs he is dying and on his deathbed who will be there? Will he be defiant and contentious and hostile and angry and whining about always being a victim? Do you think he will die gracefully quietly and contemplate how he lived his life? Will fear overtake him and cause him to finally pray or has he never done that in his entire life? How do you think it will end for him? With a BANG or a whimper? Will he blame the Dems and the media and Hillary and Barack and Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden and all the sexmates who finked on him and every enemy he ever made and take no responsibility for anything? Complaining and whining and insulting and attacking with his very last breath? Will he die tweeting diatribes to get in one last shot? less
Poor senile rudyg can't remember which "reason" he should use to excuse his inserting himself into something that was none of his business. Listen to him fall apart as he tries to ... morePoor senile rudyg can't remember which "reason" he should use to excuse his inserting himself into something that was none of his business. Listen to him fall apart as he tries to explain himself. Better he should shut up and stay shut up and invisible behind closed doors never to be heard from again. What he did/said harmed the steadfast jacka** bigly. Of course no one pays any attention to him. He speaks the language of GIBBERISH all the time. I expect there is big money in that. Speaking Gibberish and being translator. less
Are they all then transcribed into hard copiex which are then filed away somewhere? Which phones calls? ALL PHONES CALLS?How do we know that "transcript" as from that phone c... moreAre they all then transcribed into hard copiex which are then filed away somewhere? Which phones calls? ALL PHONES CALLS?How do we know that "transcript" as from that phone call? How do we know it was not hacked and rearranged with some words deleted and others put in just to make the steadfast jacka** APPEAR TO BE INNOCENT AS LAMB AND AS PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW? Why should we trust him about anything at any time for any reason when we KNOW he lies about everything all the time? Seriously? How stupid dumb are we to believe him? less
Populists as Isolationists. The cheese stands alone. The cheese stands alone. Hi Ho the Dairy O the cheese stands alone.The steadfast jacka** has worked very hard to ISOLATE us fro... morePopulists as Isolationists. The cheese stands alone. The cheese stands alone. Hi Ho the Dairy O the cheese stands alone.The steadfast jacka** has worked very hard to ISOLATE us from the world. Speaking at the UN he promulgates POPULISM not GLOBALISM.He is weak and has weakened AMERICA so he wants to WEAKEN everyone else.
When you're uneven you have ups and downs. During the ups you grow and learn. During the downs you screw up.I guess uneven is better than consistent? Or is it?
ELIMINATE HATEFirst and foremost that hands down no contest. Many good things would flow from that.The next one is very selfish. I'd like to know the answers to all the questions I... moreELIMINATE HATEFirst and foremost that hands down no contest. Many good things would flow from that.The next one is very selfish. I'd like to know the answers to all the questions I've ever asked. Either that or be born knowing everything
