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  • Where's Ms Admin JustAskig these days?
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  • Have you lost everything through the whirlwind of disastrous calamity?
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  • Randy D offers to treat you to a pint, yet you know he’s a non-drinker. A pint of WHAT, pray tell?~
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  • Wishing everyone a very happy international Steelpan Day. August 11, 2026.
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  • May I wish everyone a Happy International Cat Day, 8 August?
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  • Does President Trump refuse to drink beer because he's afraid of anything called "Draft"?
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  • Do you think Navy Seals are stressy?
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  • While flossing your teeth, does your saliva ever ricochet onto the bathroom mirror?
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  • Stuff happens and homo saps get all pent up and need to find a vent or they will "explode". What vent is there for tragedy?

    Especially a tragedy that announced itself in advance that could have been avoided if the "powers that be" had only cared enough to do what was needed when it could have done some ...  moreEspecially a tragedy that announced itself in advance that could have been avoided if the "powers that be" had only cared enough to do what was needed when it could have done some good?Folks get their shorts all tied up in knots over some lousy rat politicians. That takes up all time and space and caring. Nothing else matters. What fools these mortals be.  
    Last post by RosieG - June 27, 2021
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  • STOP THE PRESSES! A BLOODLESS COUP AT CITY HALL AND THE VICTOR TAKES ALL!

     

     
    DATELINE: YOUR TOWN, TODAY’S DATEHis political opponents and anyone else he considers his enemies have been roused from their beds overnight and summarily thro...  more
     

     
    DATELINE: YOUR TOWN, TODAY’S DATEHis political opponents and anyone else he considers his enemies have been roused from their beds overnight and summarily thrown in prison. This amazing feat is a cunning use of semantics and showmanship, because no mayoral election was either scheduled or announced, no one saw it coming.
    King Randolph the Great and Exalted One, as he has declared his official title to be, proclaims that he will lead rule with fairness yet firmness, and he will control any and all graft and corruption that have plagued society for all too long. 
    Mayonnaise, avocados, Vegemite and poor grammar are all immediately outlawed, with squads of secret police are dispatched to all points for enforcement activities. More new rules, regulations, laws and statutes are expected as soon as they occur to the new dictator beloved sage.The expression “Grrrrrrrrrr” is now copyrighted and royalties must be paid to the Randolph Regime for its use by non-palace personnel. A certa...    less
    Last post by Randy D - June 27, 2021
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  • What’s the best news you’ve ever received from a professional in the education field? ~

    Last post by Element 99 - June 27, 2021
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  • Humorous answers, please. Where on AnswerMug do you suffer fools the most? ~

    Last post by Malizz - June 27, 2021
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  • Can you list the name of a trade that includes the name of a person; first and/or last name?

    Eg blacksmith.
    Last post by Element 99 - June 27, 2021
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  • What’s the best news you’ve ever received from a presiding judge? ~

    Last post by Element 99 - June 27, 2021
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  • What’s the best news you’ve ever received from an attending* physician?

    *This does not necessarily mean that you personally were being attended to by the physician, it could have been a relative of yours.~
    Last post by SpunkySenior - June 27, 2021
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  • Am I dying? Could I be dying? Am I already dead? What have you heard? (Please read the details below.)

      My wife and I had dinner at a snazzy restaurant tonight, and along with the appetizers, the waitress served us a tray with various types of sauces and dips, one of them was ...  more  My wife and I had dinner at a snazzy restaurant tonight, and along with the appetizers, the waitress served us a tray with various types of sauces and dips, one of them was guacamole mixed with other ingredients.  To be a good sport, I tried it, and I’m telling you, surprisingly, I didn’t hate it. In fact, it wasn’t half bad. Of course, the guacamole was buried in the conglomerate of whatever other foods it was halfheartedly disguised under.
      After dinner, it occurred to me that this can’t just be happenstance, and it must have a deeper significance. What does it foretell, what does it portend? When I go to drift off to sleep tonight, will I be summoned along a vast tunnel with a brightly shining light beckoning me by the call of my name? Is this my last day in this world? Am I destined to slip the icy cold grip of this life and float on to the next one?
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    Last post by Randy D - June 27, 2021
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  • How you win Cuphead?

    Last post by Element 99 - June 27, 2021
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  • You wish you had no emotions like Mr. Spock?

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  • You like Jesus guy?

    Last post by Zack - June 27, 2021
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  • Do you have a book of ephemera?

    Last post by Durdle - July 3, 2021
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  • You die soon?

    Last post by bevo - June 27, 2021
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  • Are you looking for one divine hammer?

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  • Ever hear of FAS....Foreign Accent Syndrome? A rare medical condition that can be triggered by neurological/psychological damage. Example?

    An Asian Australian woman woke up after surgery with an IRISH accent. Had her tonsils removed April 19. Nine days later she woke up with an IRISH accent. Says her singing voice has...  moreAn Asian Australian woman woke up after surgery with an IRISH accent. Had her tonsils removed April 19. Nine days later she woke up with an IRISH accent. Says her singing voice has improved and she can hit notes now she couldn't before.Will her Aussie accent ever come back as she wants? Perhaps it will. Or it won't.So what accent would you like to wake up having?  
    Last post by Kittigate - June 27, 2021
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  • Do you have a tolerance for tragedy? How much can you take before you break?

    A man killed a gunman who had killed a policeman.He unfortunately picked up the gunman's rifle and was holding it when a cop arrived on the scene and shot him dead.SIGH.The cop tho...  moreA man killed a gunman who had killed a policeman.He unfortunately picked up the gunman's rifle and was holding it when a cop arrived on the scene and shot him dead.SIGH.The cop thought he was the bad guy. Why did that man pick up that rifle? Couldn't he foresee the possible consequences from appearances? The cop had no way of knowing. He sees a rifle in someone's hand and someone dead. What would YOU think?I expect there's more out there somewhere as sad as this. Maybe sadder.  
    Last post by Mr. Bromide - June 26, 2021
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  • I wonder if all the hate in the world were gathered in one place and weighed what that number would be?

    Apparently the George Floyd Statue in New York has been defaced. Clearly by someone who is not a fan.We live day by day surrounded by hate.Was it always thus or is getting much thu...  moreApparently the George Floyd Statue in New York has been defaced. Clearly by someone who is not a fan.We live day by day surrounded by hate.Was it always thus or is getting much thuser? Cuz? Causes?  
    Last post by Mr. Bromide - June 26, 2021
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  • I suspect this is just the tip of the iceberg. As time goes by (good title for a song) we will be told more. Can you handle the truth?

    Don Guantanamo aides prepared INSURRECTION ACT ORDER in case Don Guantanamo tried to deploy active duty troops to D.C. He was talked out of the plan.What's next?
    Last post by RosieG - June 26, 2021
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  • Invidious, lascivious, fastidious. Imagine anyone anywhere being all that?

    Last post by Mr. Bromide - June 26, 2021
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  • Are you happier swimming in a backyard pool or in a raft going through the rapids of some raging river?

    Do seek safe or seek potential danger? Does walking on the edge of a cliff excite you? Some daredevils say they need to do that to "FEEL ALIVE". Seriously. They flirt with death to...  moreDo seek safe or seek potential danger? Does walking on the edge of a cliff excite you? Some daredevils say they need to do that to "FEEL ALIVE". Seriously. They flirt with death to FEEL ALIVE. Whatever. So have you do will you?  
    Last post by Mr. Bromide - June 26, 2021
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  • Live and let live. Do you? Even if the ones you "let live" are vile evil monstrous people? Why?

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  • This is exceedingly tragic to learn. Unmarked graves of 600 children have been found in Canada. Second finding. The First?

    There were 200 unmarked graves of Indigenous children found a few weeks ago.There were 150 schools for Indigenous children. It is said that 150,000 "passed through". At some point ...  moreThere were 200 unmarked graves of Indigenous children found a few weeks ago.There were 150 schools for Indigenous children. It is said that 150,000 "passed through". At some point 4,100 children "went missing". The schools opened in 1883 and closed in 1996. A shocking thing this. I wonder what other countries are guilty of other shocking tragedies that we don't of...yet?That it is Canada and not some barbaric 3rd world country? Perhaps that is the most shocking for me.  
    Last post by Robert - June 28, 2021
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  • "Hackers are erasing Western Digital Hard Drive remotely." Do you have one? I have no idea what hard drive I have. What about you?

    Last post by RosieG - June 28, 2021
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  • Condolences to our Aussie friends. Syndney, Australia is on a two-week HARD LOCKDOWN to contain a Delta Corona virus outbreak. SAD?

    This will be the first full lockdown since early 2020. I wonder where it will strike next?
    Last post by Mr. Bromide - June 26, 2021
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  • "Trump kicks off REVENGE TOUR with eyes on one Ohio Republican." I wondered how long it would take to go on the WARPATH. Why did he wait?

    Last post by Mr. Bromide - June 26, 2021
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  • Ever been up in the air in a HOT AIR baloon? One crashed in Albuquerque, New Mexicon. Five died. How rare is it to crash?

    Last post by Mr. Bromide - June 26, 2021
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  • Headline. "British Health Minister Matt Hancock quits after Social Distancing Furor. Caught Kissing Aide." WHAT?

    The real story here? They have been accused/suspected of having an AFFAIR. Yes he is married.In other words another cheap tawdry booty call. Don't that beat all?
    Last post by RosieG - June 27, 2021
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  • "Engineer found major structural damage to Florida Condo Tower nearly 3 years before collapse." Multiple lawsuits. Whom do they sue?

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  • How you get revenge?

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  • How you make boss suffer?

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  • How you get out of hell job?

    Last post by Kittigate - June 26, 2021
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  • How I make app?

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  • Is it ironic that the ten poorest states in the USA appear to be Red States?

    Republicans are always claiming that the worst states are run by Democrats.  It would appear that the ten poorest states are Red States.
    The 10 Poorest States In America For 2...  more
    Republicans are always claiming that the worst states are run by Democrats.  It would appear that the ten poorest states are Red States.
    The 10 Poorest States In America For 2021

    Mississippi
    West Virginia
    New Mexico
    Louisiana
    Alabama
    Kentucky
    South Carolina
    Arkansas
    North Carolina
    Oklahoma
    https://www.roadsnacks.net/poorest-states-in-america/  
    Last post by my2cents - August 23, 2021
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  • Do you think it could/will cost Mike Pence his life for upholding the Constitution? Has the weaponized Don Guantanamo cabal forgotten?

    Have they already planned the when, where and how Mike Pence will pay for his crime of doing what was right?
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  • Ok, ok, already! I’ll let you tour the Tilde Vault, but you have to agree to a pat-down search afterwards. Agreed? ~

    Last post by ONeg-84 - June 26, 2021
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  • Does your area have a drought situation?

    I live in the San Francisco Bay Area of California.  Water levels are low in some of the area's water reservoirs.  As such, the area's municipalities and counties recentl...  moreI live in the San Francisco Bay Area of California.  Water levels are low in some of the area's water reservoirs.  As such, the area's municipalities and counties recently advised area residents of mandatory and voluntary water restrictions.      
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  • How many funeral services have you attended?

    I've attended a dozen funeral services
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  • "They have to go twice as fast to get half as far". To which "they" do they refer? Where are they going and will they never get there?

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  • Homicide are up 24% in 2021 allegedly. Got nuttin' to do? Why not go out and kill someone? They did. Will 2022 be upper than that?

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  • How many years do buildings take to settle after newly constructed?

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  • What were the circumstances when you were a passenger in a stretch limousine?

    The only time that I rode in limousines was after a funeral service when the mourners went to the cemetery.  
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  • What would be a terrible name for a beauty salon or a barber shop? ~

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  • Once in awhile a reply will be inane and off-topic. I'm not sure if it purposeful or that the replier doesn't have a clue? Do you KNOW?

    Not that you ever do or would but IF you gave an inane off-topic reply wouldn't you KNOW that is what you were doing? If so what would be the purpose of it? It puts the supplier of...  moreNot that you ever do or would but IF you gave an inane off-topic reply wouldn't you KNOW that is what you were doing? If so what would be the purpose of it? It puts the supplier of the inane off-topic reply in a very bad light. I expect mebbe they think they are being clever if they know. If they don't know well I guess I can't fault them for being oblivious can I?  
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  • Brilliance is often delivered in lengthy paragraphs. I LOVE THEM! But on rare occasion brilliance is delivered in just a few words. RIght?

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  • A Mug pal sez he thinks everyone is a tiny bit mentally ill...say 1%. I think he's right. I know I get wacky from time to time. Do you?

    With me it could well be more than 1%. I talk a lot. I'm bound to whack out more often than those who don't.So far if I've been harmed by being wacky I'm unaware of it. Lucky me. L...  moreWith me it could well be more than 1%. I talk a lot. I'm bound to whack out more often than those who don't.So far if I've been harmed by being wacky I'm unaware of it. Lucky me. Lucky thee too?  
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  • Do you have to WORK at being happy? Is it a huge ordeal for you? Or can you simply decide you are happy or will be that day and you are?

    Some things should come easily. But some people seem to have to WORK HARD at everything they take on.Why I don't know.
    Last post by RosieG - June 26, 2021
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  • "MASSIVE CRIMINAL CHARGES HEADING FOR THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION." Allegedly. Who does Don Guantanamo throw under the bus FIRST?

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  • Homo saps are devolving rapidly. Once upon time we honored honor, truth, justice, integrity. Now we poke fun at it. AS IF! Why is that?

    Homo saps are less than now than they used to be before.Entropy is here.ENTROPYA doctrine of INEVITABLE social decline and degeneration.The cult fans fawn over swill detritus scumW...  moreHomo saps are less than now than they used to be before.Entropy is here.ENTROPYA doctrine of INEVITABLE social decline and degeneration.The cult fans fawn over swill detritus scumWhat we used to scrape off the bottom of  our shoes after we stepped into sh** they embrace they defend they adore they support. They carry the stench with them and they swear it is the most lovely perfume.  
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  • We get warnings in advance. What/which portents did you ignore before for which you paid very dearly? Which are you ignoring now? Why?

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  • Is EVERYTHING in life a tradeoff? You seek and get but along with that you get what you didn't want? The cost of doing business?

    Here's what I mean.You seek fame and you get it but along with that is complete lack of privacyYou seek money and you get it but along with that come people who only want you for y...  moreHere's what I mean.You seek fame and you get it but along with that is complete lack of privacyYou seek money and you get it but along with that come people who only want you for your money and what you can do for them and don't even like you but pretend they do and they suck up to you until they don't need you any more and then they will abandon you or turn on you.Are the tradeoffs worth it?  
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