A Jethro Bodine bowl is a large bowl that holds a family sized box of cereal. I'll be using my Jethro Bodine bowl tonight when I eat my box of Lucky Cha... moreA Jethro Bodine bowl is a large bowl that holds a family sized box of cereal. I'll be using my Jethro Bodine bowl tonight when I eat my box of Lucky Charms. And in case you don't know Lucky Charms now contain magical Unicorn marshmallows. Cheers!
Getting back together is a terrible idea, right?*About a week ago, she informed me via text that we were engaged, I knew nothing about it, then there was a whirlwind first date tha... moreGetting back together is a terrible idea, right?*About a week ago, she informed me via text that we were engaged, I knew nothing about it, then there was a whirlwind first date that involved handcuffs and strawberry donuts, apparently we got married somehow without me being involved, then the lies and accusations about me cheating on her caused a messy divorce and a whole lot of alimony. Meh, a guy can only do what a guy can do.~
You know it's coming. He will throw in all people of color, all women, all immigrants, all those who ever disagreed with him, all "sh**hole" countries, all those who testified unde... moreYou know it's coming. He will throw in all people of color, all women, all immigrants, all those who ever disagreed with him, all "sh**hole" countries, all those who testified under oath and told the truth. Wait. Take the pause that refreshes. All he does is blame blame blame blame blame others. It's what he does best That and lying and committing TREASON and getting richer on YOUR BACK! Still luv him though don'tcha? Obsessions is a tough row to hoe. How ya doin'?
Do whatever the he** ya wanna do and apologize later or is this just more bullsh** from the dumbunnyjacka** "prez" chief bullsh** thrower? Whatcha think?Why would Kim Jong Un send ... moreDo whatever the he** ya wanna do and apologize later or is this just more bullsh** from the dumbunnyjacka** "prez" chief bullsh** thrower? Whatcha think?Why would Kim Jong Un send any size apology to chump for anything?Briagging on the one hand about testing a NEW TYPE OF MISSILE while backdooring a "small apology"? C'mon! Who believes THAT?
Here's what I made...I was VERY ANGRY.Marinated salad made of raw cauliflower, red and green bell pepper and onions. Used a GREEK SALAD DRESSING. It will get better the longer it s... moreHere's what I made...I was VERY ANGRY.Marinated salad made of raw cauliflower, red and green bell pepper and onions. Used a GREEK SALAD DRESSING. It will get better the longer it sits. These veggies hold up very well in a marinade. Cucumbers and tomatoes do not.Brown and wild rice with edamame.A stir-fry of organic red leaf kale, green bell pepper, mushrooms and onions.That gonna be dinner. Lest you think we are vegetarian which we could be but aren't I'm also going to make corned beef on organic rye bread with the only condiment we like with corned beef... mustard. That I will fix when we are ready to eat.What kinds of foods do you prepare for your family or like to have your SO fix?. less
Ever been to a potluck party? Ever attended a COMMUNITY SING ALONG? When was the last time you went to a picnic or a block party or a Tupperware party?All of those experiences REQU... moreEver been to a potluck party? Ever attended a COMMUNITY SING ALONG? When was the last time you went to a picnic or a block party or a Tupperware party?All of those experiences REQUIRE THAT HUMAN BEING INTERACT WITH ONE ANOTHER.How much have your electronic thingies replaced human face-to-face experiences? How much better/worse off are you now than you were in the long ago...assuming you are old enough to even know what the he** I'm talking about?
Long a ago on a Twilight zone and old lady refused to open her door because she feared DEATH would be on the other side ready to take her with him. She finally relents and opens th... moreLong a ago on a Twilight zone and old lady refused to open her door because she feared DEATH would be on the other side ready to take her with him. She finally relents and opens the door and a very handsome young man is there. ROBERT REDFORD to be exact. She was right. He was DEATH but a very kind comforting loving version. He was simply there to escort her to the next place since her days were numbered and he did not want her to take that trip alone.Today DEATH is ugly and fat and wealthy and old and racist and white and a sex pervert misogynist traitor.What happened in those intervening years? less
She was an old broad and he liked young enough to be his granddaughters. So he probably had o interest in bedding her. On the other hand when a booty call calls anything available ... moreShe was an old broad and he liked young enough to be his granddaughters. So he probably had o interest in bedding her. On the other hand when a booty call calls anything available will do for some. Or so I have read.
The cover is jam-packed stuffed with all the names of all the cities in America suffering MASS MASSACRE SLAUGHTER MURDERS. Most at the hands of the crazy crackpot wackdoodle nutjob... moreThe cover is jam-packed stuffed with all the names of all the cities in America suffering MASS MASSACRE SLAUGHTER MURDERS. Most at the hands of the crazy crackpot wackdoodle nutjobs who are the White Inferiorist Nationalist Racists! Our own peeps. Proud of them you are right? They are just as terrifying as the people of color "other" terrorists. More so. They are our very own production. What you all created. They are the issue of your bodies. The fruit of your loins. Your masterpieces. Go ahead. Take some victory laps. You earned it. You turned America into a racist terrorist nation that is incomparably evil. Good job. Keep it up. What could it hurt? That I can tell you. Everyone sez so.So what else is new? What is gonna change? NUTHING!As long as the NRA has its hands squeezing the private parts of white males and all whinyass spineless pols. As long as the dumbunnyjacka** is our so-called "prez" NUTHING NOTHING NO THING WILL CHANGE.Don'cha just love it? Luv it? Luhv it? LUvv it? LUVV it? less
StandingRoomOnlyBooks will be written. Seminars will be given by successful money hoors and will be attended by the millions. Everyone who is anyone aspires to be a money hoor. Som... moreStandingRoomOnlyBooks will be written. Seminars will be given by successful money hoors and will be attended by the millions. Everyone who is anyone aspires to be a money hoor. Some come by it naturally. Others need education on the finer points. What could it hurt? Everyone sez so. That I can tell you.
In all discussions about gun safety legislation.Isn't that comforting to know? The chief proponents of unlimited access to guns will be "involved" in deciding how to legislate the ... moreIn all discussions about gun safety legislation.Isn't that comforting to know? The chief proponents of unlimited access to guns will be "involved" in deciding how to legislate the single most dangerous thing they advocate.Who is kidding whom here? More blue smoke and mirrors. More dog and pony shows. More empty suits with empty heads spinning their wheels with no intention of changing anything. We are not as stupid as they give us credit for.So what do YOU plan to do about it?
We know our technology is now SO ADVANCED that you can be shown engaging in an activity you never did sayings words you never said and no one will be able to tell it was fake.Armed... moreWe know our technology is now SO ADVANCED that you can be shown engaging in an activity you never did sayings words you never said and no one will be able to tell it was fake.Armed with that we move forward into a sea of politically deceitful ads designed to trick con confuse obscure. What do you plan to do about it?
*Includes girlfriend/boyfriend, casual sex, marriage. Excludes direct family members or distant family members such as siblings, parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, children, gra... more*Includes girlfriend/boyfriend, casual sex, marriage. Excludes direct family members or distant family members such as siblings, parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, children, grandchildren, cousins, in-laws, etc.~
