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  • We no longer need late-night comedians. The funniest guy alive is the SOB SB extremely stable genius prez. Who be funnier den dat guy?

    His straight-faced assertion that homelessness started two years ago is hilarious! What funnier thing have you heard than that? So just keep listening to the SOB SB extremely ...  moreHis straight-faced assertion that homelessness started two years ago is hilarious! What funnier thing have you heard than that? So just keep listening to the SOB SB extremely  stable genius prez and he will keep you in stitches. Laughter is the best medicine! Keep 'em laughing sb and you will surely have left your mark on history. The Doofus Don. Incredibly funny at his most serious. He never gets the joke because he is the joke.  
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  • How do you react when you question NONSENSE and someone actually seriously tries to explain it to you? Are you polite or do you roar?

    A serious attempt by many to justify rationalize support NONSENSE is hysterically funny. These serious folks seriously don't have a clue why people are laughing at them. "Homelessn...  moreA serious attempt by many to justify rationalize support NONSENSE is hysterically funny. These serious folks seriously don't have a clue why people are laughing at them. "Homelessness began two years ago" according to the very ignorant impudent imprudent SOB SB extremely stable genius prez. He very seriously explained that to Tucker Carlson. Now if you watched it and heard it you had to be roaring with laughter! Straight-faced old white man intently explained it. I mean it doesn't get any better than that folks.  less
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  • For those who value being SAFE more than anything it's best to say/do NOTHING. That way you stay invisible. Are you?

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  • I believe those with Dyslexia see words backwords/backwards. Do they also comprehend backwords/backwards too?

    If someone sez "I am a murderer" does the dyslexic hear "I AM NOT A MURDERER"?What is weirdly bizarre and queerly peculiar is that the interpretation of what is actually happening ...  moreIf someone sez "I am a murderer" does the dyslexic hear "I AM NOT A MURDERER"?What is weirdly bizarre and queerly peculiar is that the interpretation of what is actually happening pretzelizes into something else entirely by many. They perceive understand comprehend something not in evidence and completely miss what's really there. So is it a trick of the brain just as Dyslexia is a trick of eye?  Anyone know what causes this rampant misunderstanding/miscomprehension of reality? The illusion delusion under which the SOB SB prez has hold of his supporters? He says homelessness began two years go. What do his adoring worshippers hear that makes them think he is an extremely stable genius? It can't be what he said because what he said is patently absurdly riddakalus. So they hear something else. What and why?  less
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  • Admirable but a waste of time. If you always watch all news sources and ALWAYS believe the same source why waste your time?

    Why bother listening to everything if your mind is already made up/convinced that only ONE SOURCE is telling the truth? How is that useful beneficial and why is it necessary?
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  • "CLOSE THE CAMPS. CLOSE THE CAMPS. CLOSE THE CAMPS." Protests. A talking head said it was all made up. Lies. WHAT?

    "I personally don't believe these allegations". A Border Patrol talking head sez the allegations are unsubstantiated.  What allegations? Children being held in filthy conditio...  more"I personally don't believe these allegations". A Border Patrol talking head sez the allegations are unsubstantiated.  What allegations? Children being held in filthy conditions overcrowded kennels and cages. No showers. No clean clothes.So does the gubment. So does any SOB SB prez employee. All fake. All made up. Not real. Don't believe your eyes or ears. "Terribly unsubstantiated hysterical allegations".All these little kids are ACTORS. Not real. SCRIPTED by the enemy to make the SOB SB prez and his merry thugs look bad. Don't believe it. Everything is fine and dandy hunky dory nothing to see here folks. Move on.A ticking time bomb of despicable desperate  proportions/realty?Or "Let's pretend".  A hoax. YOU DECIDE.  less
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  • Any of you AMERICAN CITIZENS actually ever read The Declaration of Independence? Do you have a clue what it's about?

    It's about  free people declaring their freedom from a very lousy KING and it outlines the zillions of complaints. I shall quote you only a few. If it rings a bell to what we ...  moreIt's about  free people declaring their freedom from a very lousy KING and it outlines the zillions of complaints. I shall quote you only a few. If it rings a bell to what we live with today all I gotta say is what is wrong with us that we put up with it?Excerpts from The Declaration of Independence. The HE referred to is the King of England"He has refused his Assent to Laws the most wholesome and necessary for the public good."...obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither"He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his assent to laws establishing Judiciary Power"He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our Constitution"....for cutting off our trade with all parts of the world"He has excited domestic insurrection among us  less
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  • Anyone else see the IRONY of the would-be king taking over the 4th of July Independence Day Celebration? Isn't it too awesome for words?

    We celebrate our having gotten out of from under the thumb of a lousy King. Ever read the Declaration of Independence? This would-be king is making   dam* fool of himself beca...  moreWe celebrate our having gotten out of from under the thumb of a lousy King. Ever read the Declaration of Independence? This would-be king is making   dam* fool of himself because he is showing us his abject ignorance. It is beyond comprehension how such an ignorant stupid dumb man got to be prez. Will wonders never cease?  
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  • Where the heck did that Mrs. C go off to? Don't tell me she went and became a moderator for Answer Bag again.

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  • But where were they going without ever knowing the way?

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  • You know what I want?

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  • Do your teeth ever start to hurt when you have to pee very badly ?

    What's up with that?
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  • How did passion fruit get its name?

    It sounds delicious.
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  • Are you a fan of the artist, "Hieronymus Bosch"?

    Hieronymus Bosch was a Dutch/Netherlandish painter and draughtsman from Brabant. He is one of the most notable representatives of the Early Netherlandish painting school. His work ...  moreHieronymus Bosch was a Dutch/Netherlandish painter and draughtsman from Brabant. He is one of the most notable representatives of the Early Netherlandish painting school. His work contains fantastic illustrations of religious concepts and narratives. Within his lifetime his work was collected in the Netherlands, Austria, and Spain, and widely copied, especially his macabre and nightmarish depictions of hell.  
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  • Have you ever stopped and had your car washed on the side of the road by someone, or some group, raising funds for a cause?

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  • Today is World UFO Day. What are you doing to celebrate the holiday?

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  • Nutritional experts of aM, what does the research say about having fruit roll-ups every day, as part of a nutritionally-balanced meal?

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  • Alrighty then, but where do you draw the line?

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  • Do you like to have help in the kitchen, or do you just want everyone to stay out of your g*dd*mn way?

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  • I saw a news story recently where a doctor said he had delivered over 10,000 babies. How can that be?

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  • From who, or what, or where, do you draw your strength and power?

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  • How clever. Trump is bragging about his hold in OHIO because of his TANK FACTORY that was to be closed down, being the GREATEST.

     

     
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    'We're making a lot of new tanks right now. we're building a lot of new tanks in Lima, Ohio - our great tank factory that people wanted to close down until I got elected and I stopped it from being closed down, and now it's a very productive facility and they do the greatest tank in the world,' he said.
    Ohio is a critical state for the president to win in his 2020 re-election bid.
    But his current focus is on the Fourth of July and officials  
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  • The Nobel Prize committe will have to create another PRIZE above and beyond anything ever known for the SOB SB Prez AGREE?

    He is the which than which there is none whicher than he. An ordinary Nobel Peace Prize would never do for such a one of whom they will one day say .."there was no which than which...  moreHe is the which than which there is none whicher than he. An ordinary Nobel Peace Prize would never do for such a one of whom they will one day say .."there was no which than which none was whicher than he be". His single-handed solitary contributions to human kind must be honored in a separate category to do him justice. He must get exactly what he deserves. No one deserves what he does. Before now or later.The humble honest brilliant loving extraordinary man(the SOB SB prez) who is faultless in all he does and says. A saint on earth who puts other saints to shame. Singulr unique "special".Let's see what the Nobel Prize Committee comes up with. Any suggestions?  less
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  • THE SOB SB PREZ UTTERS ANOTHER 'FACT'. SEE BELOW. AIN'T HE A PIP?

    THE SOB SB  PREZ TOLD TUCKER CARLSON THIS "FACT""HOMELESSNESS IS A PHENOMENON THAT STARTED TWO ( 2) TUTU (2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2)_ YEARS AGO! DIDJA KNOW?HE BLAMES DEMS FOR THE HOME...  moreTHE SOB SB  PREZ TOLD TUCKER CARLSON THIS "FACT""HOMELESSNESS IS A PHENOMENON THAT STARTED TWO ( 2) TUTU (2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2)_ YEARS AGO! DIDJA KNOW?HE BLAMES DEMS FOR THE HOMELESSNESS. HE HAS SPOKE. HE NEVER LIES. HIS WORD IS GOD'S WORD.AIN'T HE A PIP IN A POKE...ER A PIG IN A POKE? WHAT A JOKE FOLKS! WHY AREN'T Y'ALL LAUGHING?  
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  • THE D.C. AIRPORT WILL HALT ALL FLIGHTS DURING THE SOB SB PREZ EGO RALLY ON THE 4TH OF JULY. DIDJA KNOW?

    INCONVENIENCED? SCREW YOU SEZ HE. WHO THE HE** DO YA THINK YA ARE? THE SOB SB PREZ WANTS EVERYONE TO PAY ATTENTION TO HIM.  HE DEMANDS IT.  LET HIM BE HIM. HE IS SO VERY ...  moreINCONVENIENCED? SCREW YOU SEZ HE. WHO THE HE** DO YA THINK YA ARE? THE SOB SB PREZ WANTS EVERYONE TO PAY ATTENTION TO HIM.  HE DEMANDS IT.  LET HIM BE HIM. HE IS SO VERY GOOD AT IT. :(  
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  • US Border Agents in FB group reportedly MOCKED DEAD IMMIGRANTS. The SOB sb racist prez only allows RACISTS to be hired . YA DIDN'T KNOW?

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  • FOX NEWS HOSTS ADMIT THEY'D ATTACK OBAMA FOR MEETING WITH KIM JONG UN. WHAT? HONESTY ON FOX TV? HERESY?

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  • What's wrong with the tv ?

    My brother is mad because they said they're gonna put Caillou back on PBS Sprout formally Universal Kids but every time he search for it they back it off. They said they put it on ...  moreMy brother is mad because they said they're gonna put Caillou back on PBS Sprout formally Universal Kids but every time he search for it they back it off. They said they put it on Memorial Weekend then last month then the 4th of July now they're backed it off till the 12th. He said they lied that they're never gonna put it back on. He's really mad at the tv station. He wants to write them a nasty letter. He wants to know what's wrong with it ? He also wants to know why does tv always lie ?  
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  • I dream that on the 4th of July an errant bullet manges to escape a gun and hit a SRAYED ORANGE TEMPLE. Wouldn't that be the BEST?

    Wouldn't it be great if this PARADE of his turned into a total disaster?LOL Those TANKS?  They are heavy. He is gonna smash Washington DC with his TOYS.  His murdering toys.
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  • Ever get embarest while buying a product?

    Before I had a cat I had to buy rat poison and I found it embarrassing because I figured the teller would assume I lived in a dirty house that attracted rats.  So I would tell...  moreBefore I had a cat I had to buy rat poison and I found it embarrassing because I figured the teller would assume I lived in a dirty house that attracted rats.  So I would tell the teller things like - I don't have a rat problem I'm just buying the rat poison for a new conversation piece for my coffee table. Cheers!  
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  • Here is the GOSPEL according to TRUMP's mindless, base. That is this is the gospel according to the members of the base who can READ

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  • Veep Pence in mid-air to an ELSEWHERE was ORDERED TO RETURN TO D.C. IMMEDIATELY! No one knows why. Do you?

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  • Instead of letting the militry ENJOY THE HOLIDAY WITH THEIR FAMILIES the jacka** in the White House is FORCING THEM TO WORK! WHY?

    To satisfy the jacka** ego by demanding theh PERFORM and ENTERTAIN  so he can take credit.The selfish self-centered nitwit doesn't care one bit for the military.This is the gu...  moreTo satisfy the jacka** ego by demanding theh PERFORM and ENTERTAIN  so he can take credit.The selfish self-centered nitwit doesn't care one bit for the military.This is the guy y'all adore. Are you spending the holiday with YOUR FAMILY or did the jacka** nitwit force you to work too to sate his EGO?  
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  • Do you like to... EAT IT RAW?

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  • Journalist beaten in Portland. Most of the left wing media is ignoring this. Why? You think we could all condemn the beating of a reporter.

    Police say their hands are tied by politicians. Ted Cruz wants to have the mayor investigated. 
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  • Ever watch the show How It's made?

    The show shows how things are made I find it interesting. Last night they showed how to make a boomerang and I think I am going to see if I can make one. Cheers!
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  • What are some common misconceptions about diet and fitness? ~

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  • "We'll have planes flying over and fighter jets too and tanks and and and and and". Boy the lapdog puppet sb prez is SO EXCITED. U 2?

    The excitement is building. He will have the attention of the world as he shows off his pretty toys and brags about how he and he alone did this wondrous thing. Betcha y'all can't ...  moreThe excitement is building. He will have the attention of the world as he shows off his pretty toys and brags about how he and he alone did this wondrous thing. Betcha y'all can't sleep either and will watch every moment of his bragging preening peacock strutting. What else is there for you to live for except adoring him? Right?  
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  • How many of you truly believe that GOD chose the lapdog puppet sb prez to be president of the United States? BASED ON WHAT?

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  • "All you need is love" is a lie! Ya know why? Love plays by the rules or it isn't love. Hate hates love and CRUSHES it. Forever?

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  • Some folks QUESTION EVERYTHING. Others accept things without questioning them..even the questionable. Which are you?

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  • The Old Testament God is wrathful vengeful angry and jealous. The New Testament God is loving. Is GOD BIPOLAR or a SCHIZOPHRENIC?

    IF the Bible is the WORD OF GOD which GOD? The angry jealous wrathful GOD folks fear or the loving merciful kind forgiving GOD?Could that be the real division among people of the C...  moreIF the Bible is the WORD OF GOD which GOD? The angry jealous wrathful GOD folks fear or the loving merciful kind forgiving GOD?Could that be the real division among people of the Christian ilk?Old Testament Extreme Right-Wing Cons versus New Testament Left-Wing Libs?Ever try to reconcile the two faces of GOD? Ever try to figger out why the vast difference?  Why one is so dark and the other so light?  
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  • Something is always better than nothing. Or izzit?

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  • His adoring worshippers accept him as their SAVIOUR! The devil's right arm. The surrogate of pure evil. A saviour. Didja ever IMAGINE THAT?

    Which proves there are buyers out there who will pay any price to buy what anyone or anything has to sell. An AUDIENCE for any behavior however despicable. Willing and supportive a...  moreWhich proves there are buyers out there who will pay any price to buy what anyone or anything has to sell. An AUDIENCE for any behavior however despicable. Willing and supportive and humbled by their good fortune to have such a one as that SAVE THEM. Everyone says so. We'll see what happens. Make America Great Again.  
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  • Excluding your parents ever had "someone to watch over you"? Excluding your kids, ever watch over someone too? Who?

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  • Ever stay too long anywhere? Once you'd left did you ever go back there?

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  • When GENERAL IKE was prez he didn't co-opt the 4th of July or flaunt his tanks/soldiers. Why is the sb prez gonna do so?

    I'll tell ya why. His massive military background (being as how his parents shipped him off to MILITARY SCHOOL at 13 because they couldn't stand having him around the house to shap...  moreI'll tell ya why. His massive military background (being as how his parents shipped him off to MILITARY SCHOOL at 13 because they couldn't stand having him around the house to shape him up) gives him the right to stage a massive re-election campaign rally which is exactly what he will do on July 4th. It won't be about our Independence from the King of England. It will be about the excellence of the lapdog puppet sb prez KING's chokehold reign on America  and why he deserves another 4 years. His speech will center on him and his accomplishments. He may give token reference to the history of the holiday but it will be his show. He will bring up being deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize. He will badmouth Obama, the press, the Dems, Hillary, his critics, specific pols and goodmouth he himself him him him him him. He will swoon once again over the despot dictators butchers murderers beheaders dismemberers he lusts after and tell you how they all love one another and like one another and defend them as he attacks ...    less
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  • Which type rings your chimes and floats your boat? Warrior, tough guy, poet, philosopher? Because?

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  • He wants to get a Nobel Peace Prize BAD! REAL BAD. He is OBSESSED with it. Think he'll get it? Does he DESERVE it?

    Who be he? You know.
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  • Ya got the folks who own guns and the folks who wouldn't have one in the house. Which folks live with fear daily and which folks don't?

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