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  • Ladies, if Randy D said, "No thanks, you don't need to make a sandwich for me," how much would that shock you?

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    Last post by Pearl - May 2, 2019
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  • How often in a week's time do you usually leave home without making your bed? ~

    A. NeverB. About seven days in a rowC. I live alone, no one would notice either way, so I don't have to answerD. That's my significant other's responsibilityE. Sometimes I do, some...  moreA. NeverB. About seven days in a rowC. I live alone, no one would notice either way, so I don't have to answerD. That's my significant other's responsibilityE. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don'tF. NosyG. (Doesn't this guy know there's a polls section?)H. I don't even own a bed, dudeI. I live alone, but I never know when I might come home with someone, so I make the bed every day just in case (wink, wink)J. Every other dayK. Every even-numbered dayL. Every odd-numbered dayM. I work at night and sleep during the dayN. O. Is this guy going to use the whole alphabet?P. AlwaysQ. I make my bed, but when I get home it's always messed up againR. S. I sleep on the ceilingT. Am I the only one who's read every single one of these so far?U. Two or more of the aboveV. None of the above/other answer  less
    Last post by Pearl - May 2, 2019
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  • excuse me can I cancel my subscription to life

    it's pretty expensive and I'm not enjoying the content 
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  • how am I gonna be ugly and broke at the same time

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  • ok just asking is here everyone ACT NORMAL

    hide the hookers and  coke 
    Last post by Pearl - May 2, 2019
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  • My cat KiKi makes so much noise. WHY?

    #CHECHEBUHBUH
    Last post by Pearl - May 2, 2019
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  • Would you rather be a YouTubes influencer or an Instagramme influxer? OR BOTH? MAYBE BE BOTH AND TWEETZ TOO!!!!!

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  • do you have several double a batteries I can borrow

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  • can you wait like ten mins I have to do something VERY important

    you know... its urgent 
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  • help I'm addicted to picking my nose with tweezers

    sometimes it bleeds. also I think I touched my brain once 
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  • Are you into APAES?

    App Programming at Every Size
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  • when are y'all gonna admit you're in love with me

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  • how are you going to sleep tonight

    im sleeping flat on my stomach because that's the most comfortable
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  • So all the pink haired bearded thick glass wearing Millennials are coming for you. Whatchoo gonna do?

    DOLLAHDOLLAHBILL
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  • I'm hungry will someone feed me

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  • Poor wittle GooGoogle emplowees have to protest having too much money and secure futures? Booo Hooooo. :(

    #$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$PINKHAIRBEARDEDFS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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  • Millennial Memes so funny?

    #GoogleEmployeesProtestHavingTooMuchMoney
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  • are you down with the thiccness

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  • would you rather smoke a cigarette or eat one

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  • do you have style coming out of all sorts a places

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  • would you like to put a hex on someone

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  • What message does holding your thumbs underneath your fingers give?

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  • So later I'm-I'm at the, the pool hall And this girl comes up And she's all like, "Awww" And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever

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  • Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like "Hey, aren't you that dude?" And I'm, like, "Yeah, whatever!"

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  • I went down to the beach and saw Kiki She was all like "ehhhh" And I'm like "Whatever!"????

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  • what do i do if I lose my daddy in the mall

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  • I have to pee can you help

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  • Does Sirius XM actually play certain songs on multiple stations?

    In the warehouse area where I work, the most common radio station that is played is Sirius XM’s “Lithium”. In the office area where the department I work in, one ...  moreIn the warehouse area where I work, the most common radio station that is played is Sirius XM’s “Lithium”. In the office area where the department I work in, one of my coworkers has a Sirius XM radio that he usually puts on either ”the 80s on 8”, or “the 90s on 9”. While working in the warehouse and in the office (I work in Inventory Control, so my job splits me between the two locations), I think I recall hearing Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and Collective Soul’s “Shine”, among a number of other songs, on BOTH “Lithium“ and “the 90s on 9”. So it makes me wonder, why would Sirius XM actually play some of the same songs on different station, each one having their own format and genre?  less
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  • To you GREEN THUMBS out there! What do you do to make YOUR garden grow besides watering,weeding,feeding it what it needs? Do you talk to it?

    I have heard that some folks actually talk to their plants and insist in so doing they flourish. I find that kinda hard to be believe but I'm a notorious BROWN THUMBS gal so what d...  moreI have heard that some folks actually talk to their plants and insist in so doing they flourish. I find that kinda hard to be believe but I'm a notorious BROWN THUMBS gal so what do I know? If you do talk what do you say, how often and do they ever talk back?  
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  • Can you buy weed seeds in stores or do they just show up uninvited? Can you Imagine a weed garden where all the flowers were destroyed?

    I give you America the ugly courtesy of Dondonjohn who has spent his entire presidency planting weeds and destroying the flowers. Lovely ain't it? The stench permeates D.C. The sti...  moreI give you America the ugly courtesy of Dondonjohn who has spent his entire presidency planting weeds and destroying the flowers. Lovely ain't it? The stench permeates D.C. The stink is evident.  Some folks think whatever he do be swell! Even the smell. You be one?  
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  • Is there a more spineless worm than Rod Rosenstein? What gives with that loser? Hires Mueller and then lies and defends TRUMP? ???????????

    WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GUY?He is GOVELING to TRUMP?  Off you go.....
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  • Hooray NRA. Our chances of dying by gun fire is way more likely than winning the lottery.

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  • Panic as Usual: 2 killed more injured in UNC shooting. Assailant arrested. 250,000,000 guns are floating around here.

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  • everyone has good ideas but do you have any bad ideas you'd like to share

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  • Cute animals fighting for fun

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  • Slapstick comedy schtick seems ad lib, impromptu, unscripted. But it is CHOREOGRAPHED like an intricate dance routine. By?

    Why by the Dondonjohn of course! What kind of choregrapher would crearte the routines we've seen in D.C. since 2017? A Bob Fosse, a Jerry Lewis, a Corrupt thug with two left feet w...  moreWhy by the Dondonjohn of course! What kind of choregrapher would crearte the routines we've seen in D.C. since 2017? A Bob Fosse, a Jerry Lewis, a Corrupt thug with two left feet who never feels the beat?Any of you watch Seinfeld? Remember how Elaine danced in one episode?  All scatterwompous whoopsy daisy crazy? That's the corrupt thug with no rhythm in action.  
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  • Some joke about "the blind leading the blind" . What's so funny about the inevitable tragedy that is bound to be the result?

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  • Kleptomaniacs can't help taking things. Compulsive liars can't help lying. Can a COMPULSION ever be cured completely?

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  • i have a poor internet connection in the employee bathroom so how can I waste time NOW

    fml 
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  • how do people just know when they are hungry

    my stomach is doing shenanigans but is it hungry or gas or indigestion or just cramps like idk am I hungry or not 
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  • What’s your favourite fictional country?

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  • The billybarrROYDOHN LIED UNDER OATH April 10. How?

    When asked if Mueller supported his conclusions as stated in the 4-page "summary" he said he didn't know if Mueller supported his conclusions.Two weeks EARLIER he received a letter...  moreWhen asked if Mueller supported his conclusions as stated in the 4-page "summary" he said he didn't know if Mueller supported his conclusions.Two weeks EARLIER he received a letter from Mueller stating his 4-page summary did not reflect the content nature or substance of the Mueller report. Which means Mueller DID NOT support the conclusions.Lying under oath is a crime. So what is gonna be done with this two-bit liar who protects a corrupt thug prez?  
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  • have you ever used baking soda to remove hair dye

    how did that go for you 
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  • Russia, China and Cuba support Maduro. Is the Dondonjohn actually DEFYING Putin in his support of the other guy? For how long?

    If Putin digs in and the Dondonjohn digs in who blinks first? Which one will be the chicken? Or is this the straw that will cause the "beautiful" love story between Putin and the D...  moreIf Putin digs in and the Dondonjohn digs in who blinks first? Which one will be the chicken? Or is this the straw that will cause the "beautiful" love story between Putin and the Dondonjohn to dissolve? What happens then about the "golden showers" alleged incident and proof thereof?  
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  • Once Joe Biden entered the race Bernie's poll numbers began dropping, Elizabeth Warren's numbers are rising. Is that surprising?

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  • If a person's ONLY JOB is to UPHOLD THE LAW breaks it by lying how can you ever trust him again? Once a liar ALWAYS A LIAR?

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  • how can I release demons into my workplace

    is a ouija sufficient or is there another more powerful way 
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  • There will never be enough evidence/proof/facts for the corrupt thug prez fans to abandon him. Endless loyalty is admirable isn't it?

    The corrupt thug prez has spent his entire presidency blowing up everything we ever held dear. Just watch what he does next. Y'all have given him permission to indulge his every de...  moreThe corrupt thug prez has spent his entire presidency blowing up everything we ever held dear. Just watch what he does next. Y'all have given him permission to indulge his every desire no matter how perverse degrading disgusting. If he does it or says it you support it. SIGH. I'm sure he has lots more in store for y'all! More dirt. More filth. More infection. More disease. More evil. More desperation. More betrayal. More evil. More destructive. More to come.  
    Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - May 1, 2019
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  • The Dondonjohn has changed America from "the land of the free and the home of the brave" to what it is today. WHAT?

    America is now the land where LYING IS EVERYTHING and TRUTH IS THE ENEMY!Good job! Swell as he**! The Dondonjohn deserves some magnificent very precious and expensive award for doi...  moreAmerica is now the land where LYING IS EVERYTHING and TRUTH IS THE ENEMY!Good job! Swell as he**! The Dondonjohn deserves some magnificent very precious and expensive award for doing in a relatively short time what no one else could do in hundreds of years! That deserves singular recognition. What would YOU like to give the guy what performed such a miracle?  
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  • Do you remember those glorious days of cramming for college grammar exams? I loved them!

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