Buzzer means fire. We go outside. Siren means tornado. We go to the inside hall. I had a teacher who got those two mixed up once. He went outside when the tornado... moreBuzzer means fire. We go outside. Siren means tornado. We go to the inside hall. I had a teacher who got those two mixed up once. He went outside when the tornado sirens came on and he got completely drenched from standing in the rain.
Have you ever asked the shop sales person to pack the left shoe from one pair and the right from another because that combination made you feel most comfortable?
One of my cats tries to talk! When it's time for his bath that noise he makes sounds kind of like he's screaming No! No! No! so I always say Yes! Yes! Yes! back to him.
I have a Golden Retriever named Mountain Dew. People think he got his name because he's yellow like Mountain Dew. Umm, that's not quite how he got his name. He's ... moreI have a Golden Retriever named Mountain Dew. People think he got his name because he's yellow like Mountain Dew. Umm, that's not quite how he got his name. He's overly friendly sometimes.
Mine do. I don't even bother to set my alarm clock but I do have to set it when DST begins and for a few days after that because they just don't understand the concept, then ... moreMine do. I don't even bother to set my alarm clock but I do have to set it when DST begins and for a few days after that because they just don't understand the concept, then they wake me up an hour early when DST ends and they keep doing it for about another week. :(
My cats and dogs seem to know. They all magically disappear the morning of their veterinarian appointment so I have to go and hunt them down and then getting them in their pe... moreMy cats and dogs seem to know. They all magically disappear the morning of their veterinarian appointment so I have to go and hunt them down and then getting them in their pet carriers is an all-out war.
You really can't have other humans so that's why I excluded them from this question. Anyway, I have 18 animals, 3 horses, 5 cows, 1 mule, 4 dogs, 4 cats, and 2 rabbits.
Welcome to the the first of Judas Goat's Life hacks.After tanning, slather yourself with Saddle soap and gently work it into your skin with an emery pad.The results are astoun... moreWelcome to the the first of Judas Goat's Life hacks.After tanning, slather yourself with Saddle soap and gently work it into your skin with an emery pad.The results are astounding!
Recently, a company owned by Google’s parent corporation Alphabet, Verily announced plans to release 20 million mosquitoes on Fresno, California, to allegedly kill mosquitoes... moreRecently, a company owned by Google’s parent corporation Alphabet, Verily announced plans to release 20 million mosquitoes on Fresno, California, to allegedly kill mosquitoes that carry disease...
“It plans to release 1 million infected mosquitoes every week for 20 weeks over the summer in an attempt to decrease the wild mosquito population in two 300 acre neighborhoods in the Fresno area.”
The mosquitoes are infected with “Wolbachia pipientis,” a bacteria that renders male mosquitoes sterile, so when the (allegedly) all male mosquitoes are released and breed with Fresno’s female population, the eggs will not carry life and the mosquitoes will die out. They of course claim the bacteria is not harmful to humans.
https://undergroundjournalist.com/2017/07/22/google-release-20-million-bacteria-infected-mosquitoes-california/ less
Ok, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages... we're bringing back question challenges. Here's how it works:1) The first person to respond to this must assign me a topic.&... moreOk, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages... we're bringing back question challenges. Here's how it works:1) The first person to respond to this must assign me a topic. Please keep your topics within the site's TOS. It is my job to ask 5 questions on whatever topic you give me. You can assign topics you think are funny, things you think are bizarre, things you've always wanted to know about, things you think other members will enjoy, or just pick a random object that's in your view. Previous topics have included things like sandwiches, log cabins, frogs, dental floss, relationships, pregnancy, etc. We just ran this via email with a small group and some of the topics were flirting, dark matter, and port-a-potties. Be creative and have fun. 2) If you assign a topic, you have to accept one. Anyone can pop onto this thread and give you a topic. They'll follow suit, just like you did, and post as a reply to you giving the assignment. You must ask 5 questions about whatever topic y... less
