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  • Maybe His Royal Orangeness CAN pardon himself - isn't it traditional for the President to pardon a turkey?

    Last post by Element 99 - November 25, 2020
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  • Comments, any ideas about 2021? Funny is welcome.

    Last post by Thriftymaid - November 27, 2020
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  • You know your life is screwed up _________________________.

    example: when 2020 was your best year ever.
    Last post by Randy D - November 24, 2020
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  • How do we stop duck from blowing everything up he can so that President-Elect Joe Biden has to start from scratch? Any ideas?

    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Remember a few years ago duck had dozens of people sitting around a table. They all said something about HIM/ HIS GREATNESS. Remember that?

    Were you impressed or disgusted?Can you envision any sane stable serious patriotic AMERICAN every doing that much less a PRESIDENT?Me neither.
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • President-Elect Biden's cabinet picks are introducing themselves to us via brief statements. All are EXPERIENCED/KNOWLEDGEABLE. Surprised?

    Last post by RosieG - November 25, 2020
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  • Duck has not taken any questions since he lost the election. He has made a coupla brief appearances to talk about covid. What does he fear?

    Of course the twit tweets on Twitter 24/7 attacking insulting denying lying. He can't not do that. It is all he has.Why he doesn't take that act on the road so all his groovy pals ...  moreOf course the twit tweets on Twitter 24/7 attacking insulting denying lying. He can't not do that. It is all he has.Why he doesn't take that act on the road so all his groovy pals can cheer him in person I do not know.What better time is there than now? If not now when?  
    Last post by RosieG - November 25, 2020
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  • We know duck will sabotage whatever he can to hobble Biden. Biden wants to rejoin the Paris Accord. Is duck already sabotaging that?

    Last post by Durdle - November 26, 2020
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  • The duck said if he lost the stock market would crash and your 401K retirement fund would be wiped out. When d'ya think it will happen?

    Last post by my2cents - November 24, 2020
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  • What is the worst thing about your (personal) ethics? ~

     
    Companion question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/119956/what-is-the-most-positive-thing-about-your-worst-vice-or-worst/view/post_id/852515
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    Last post by Shuhak - November 24, 2020
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  • Is Joe Biden old, senile, and barely able to speak OR the mastermind of the biggest, most complex political conspiracy in history?

    Last post by Slartibartfast - November 25, 2020
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  • There is a certain odd number where you can take away one letter and it becomes even. What is the number?

    From.'How Things Work' website.
    Last post by Kittigate - November 24, 2020
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  • You will be thrilled to know that duck is having holiday parties in the white house for Christmas and Hannukah. Maskless I'm sure. Wanna go?

    Cuddle up nuzzle up snuggle up to the duck while the gettin's good?Last gas station before the freeway. Now or never. Get it while it's hot. Once it's gone it's gone.
    Last post by RosieG - December 19, 2020
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  • Why is he so slow? A mental defect?

    Allegedly duck is worried now the rudyg and his legal team are "fools making him look bad".He is just noticing now? After all this time and slime connected to rudyg the duck is jus...  moreAllegedly duck is worried now the rudyg and his legal team are "fools making him look bad".He is just noticing now? After all this time and slime connected to rudyg the duck is just figuring that out? Not the sharpest knife in the drawer for sure.  
    Last post by RosieG - November 27, 2020
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  • Why haven't rudyg(the old man with his hand down his pants) and billybarfbarr been DISBARRED? DISGRACE TO THE LAWYERING PROFESSION right?

    Liddle billybarfbarr the fake AG hitman for the duck has done everything he can to please the duck and destroy our country. He is an abomination to the nation.And rudyg is a laughi...  moreLiddle billybarfbarr the fake AG hitman for the duck has done everything he can to please the duck and destroy our country. He is an abomination to the nation.And rudyg is a laughingstock of crackpot wackadoodlenoodle inteptitude as all the cases he has filed were THROWN Out getting judges angry for wasting their time and the court's time.He gets $20K per day for that?  
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Anthony Sabatini A florida republican pol says he thinks Kyle Rittenhouse, the 17-year-old murderer, should run for congress. Do you too?

    I believe little annie coulter said she wanted him to be her president. Would you too?
    Last post by my2cents - November 25, 2020
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  • Didja know Melania duck is a potty mouth? You don't? Remember her former BEST FRIEND Stephanie Winston Wolkoff?

    Goo friend Steph taped some conversations with Melania duck among which was this beauty.."Who gives a F--- about Christmas?" She F'd about in other places too. Do you F about? Are ...  moreGoo friend Steph taped some conversations with Melania duck among which was this beauty.."Who gives a F--- about Christmas?" She F'd about in other places too. Do you F about? Are you ever recorded on tape to be replayed at a later date?  
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Are you familiar with the movie "SUNSET BOULEVARD"? The duck has been compared to Norma Desmond, the central character. Why?

    She has faded from view and is surrounded by sycophants and enablers whom she pays to tell her what she wants to hear. She expects a return to her former glory and when she realize...  moreShe has faded from view and is surrounded by sycophants and enablers whom she pays to tell her what she wants to hear. She expects a return to her former glory and when she realizes it will never happen she becomes enraged and strikes out.At the end she leaves her mansion on the promise of stardom. As the fade to black occurs she approaches the camera delusional and posing as she speaks."I'm ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille".Not an exact analogy. Close enough.  
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Come up too fast from the depths and you get the bends. From the 4 years to the next? Can we handle it?

    We are re-entering a world where experience knowledge dedication honor and devotion to country matters.What we have escaped from is the opposite. Polar opposite. On all levels in a...  moreWe are re-entering a world where experience knowledge dedication honor and devotion to country matters.What we have escaped from is the opposite. Polar opposite. On all levels in all things on all counts.Can we handle it?  
    Last post by RosieG - November 25, 2020
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  • How many people do you think have ever plotted to permanently get rid of you?

     

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    Last post by Randy D - November 25, 2020
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  • Ever make turducken? If not have you ever tasted it if someone else prepared it? Sounds very time-consuming. Izzit?

    Last post by RosieG - November 25, 2020
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  • I think duck is really a turducken. You know what a turducken is right?

    A chicen inside a duck inside a turkey. I don't make this stuff up folks.There really is a dish called a turducken and it really is exactly as I descrive it.ChickenDuckTurkeyIf the...  moreA chicen inside a duck inside a turkey. I don't make this stuff up folks.There really is a dish called a turducken and it really is exactly as I descrive it.ChickenDuckTurkeyIf the shoe fits.  
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Here's a GREAT turkey story circa 2018 involving the duck. REMEMBER?

    The duck mocked and ridiculed "Carrots" the turkey who refused to concede an election outcome that was fair and open. Carrots demanded a recount. The duck scolded him for that.Now ...  moreThe duck mocked and ridiculed "Carrots" the turkey who refused to concede an election outcome that was fair and open. Carrots demanded a recount. The duck scolded him for that.Now we see the duck is that turkey and he gave us a two-year warning.How cool is that?The duck is also a turkey. Good ta know during this holiday season.Ever hear of terducken? That is a turkey with duck inside with a chicken inside.  
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Does duck get SECRET SERVICE protection for life even when he is in prison?

    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • New York City Sheriffs broke up an Astoria, Queens a MASKLESS sex party with 80 people, mattresses and condoms. Who wants to comment?

    Last post by my2cents - November 24, 2020
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  • Capitol police said that Colorado Republican newbie Lauren Boebert may take her GLOCK to the capitol. WHAT?

    Allegedly pols can carry weapons but not ordinary citizens.Good to know.I envision a GUNFIGHT AT THE OK CORRALDuck supporters versus non-ducksNow we know duck supporters are all gu...  moreAllegedly pols can carry weapons but not ordinary citizens.Good to know.I envision a GUNFIGHT AT THE OK CORRALDuck supporters versus non-ducksNow we know duck supporters are all gun people and probably sniper sharpshooters to boot. I dunno about Democrats. They may all get mowed down.Anyway whatcha think about a pay per view?  
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Russia's putrid putin sez he still isn't ready to accept duck's loss. Know why?

    Lapdog puppets ad hard to find and duck was the best at that. Roll over beg lie down play dead. Where will putrid putin get another duck like that?
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Tit for tat. And that is that. The duck reversed everything Barack did except health care. Joe will reverse everything duck did. To do what?

    To erase all trace of bad duck.VATT ELSSE?
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Allegedly TWITTER will warn you if you "like" a 'misleading' tweet. They mean like a LIE. Willya double down and double like to spite?

    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Shouldn't duck come out from hiding out in the white house and start up his ego hate daily rallies to give his peeps something to live for?

    Millions of them would show up. Duck could charge them to attend and make tons of money bring a little light to their dreary lives. What could it hurt? Why not start today? He coul...  moreMillions of them would show up. Duck could charge them to attend and make tons of money bring a little light to their dreary lives. What could it hurt? Why not start today? He could say what he wants and tweet what he wants while he is raking in piles of money. EVERY DAY. Who could resist a payoff like that?  
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • So far only 12.5 MILLION US COVID 19 cases. Can we at least TRY to double that in record time? Maybe even treble it?

    Give it all we got! GO FOR BROKE! IT'S OKE OAK OHK.
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Think all you American Thanksgiving travelers can DOUBLE IT by the end of the year? DOUBLE WHAT?

    Virus DEATHS of course what other what could I be talking about?Right now 258,856.40% of y'all are traveling planning to be with famlies in excess of ten crammed together "enjoying...  moreVirus DEATHS of course what other what could I be talking about?Right now 258,856.40% of y'all are traveling planning to be with famlies in excess of ten crammed together "enjoying" one another.Betcha you can easily double that death toll don't you? All ya gotta do is try.  
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Wanna take a stroll down memory lane?

    2016  Hillary POPULAR VOTE 65,853,516  Duck popular vote  62,984,828   Diff   2,868,6882020  Joe POPULAR VOTE 79,887,852   &n...  more2016  Hillary POPULAR VOTE 65,853,516  Duck popular vote  62,984,828   Diff   2,868,6882020  Joe POPULAR VOTE 79,887,852       Duck popular vote  73,815, 488  Diff   6,072,3642024 projected  Joe  150,000,000             Duck   ZEROMaybe the third time won't be the charm. Maybe Duck better quit while he is this far behind so he doesn't farther further. Of course he might not be around by then. He is an old man who is obese and does not like to exercise and well he eats junk food. But maybe he will here. Maybe he will try a third time to win the popular vote and perhaps the presidency. Stick around. See what happens to a two-time popular vote loser. What could it hurt? Everyone says so!  less
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • How much POWER resides in the Supremes? Could they overturn the results of the election and declare duck President? If they did what then?

    Last post by my2cents - November 24, 2020
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  • For four (4) years duck tried his best to juice up jin up the ancients hate of long ago. HE FAILED. Will he keep trying till his dying day?

    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • So "people close to the president" are saying that it was rudyg who got the duck impeached due to leading him astray on Ukraine. Really?

    Is all of bad duck has had due to rudyg? Gee. So why does the duck cling to his bad luck charm?
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Will duck ever be seen again? Will rudyg ever stop being a parody of himself? Will the sun rise and set?

    "Biden's win acknowledged by GSA as transition begins"Michigan CERTIFIES vote count despite duck attempt to corrupt. Michigan vote shows LOCAL REPUBLICANS HAVE BACKBONE NATIONAL LE...  more"Biden's win acknowledged by GSA as transition begins"Michigan CERTIFIES vote count despite duck attempt to corrupt. Michigan vote shows LOCAL REPUBLICANS HAVE BACKBONE NATIONAL LEADERS LACK.Laura Ingraham says Biden will be president. "THIS CONSTITUTES LIVING IN REALITY"The duck had his last crack at a quack. Right prevails despite his corrupt attempts at DERAILING the American election integrity. He thought he was that powerful.  He isn't.The writing was on the wall but when duck lovers can't read because they are all illiterates it took them a lot longer to figure out what happened.And so it goes. Another day in the life of America. Of course the duck still can destroy everything and he will.The pitiful petulant puerile petrified person he is has himself to blame. YOU know that is an impossible concept for him to grasp. He has a an extremely limited and narrow brain. It ends where others begin and grow and expand. What next for him? All and any schemes to MAKE MONEY MAKE MONEY MAKE MONEY MAKE MONEY MAKE ...    less
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Geez we've been so wrapped up in a cwazy duck and pandemic we haven't had a GUN-RELATED MASSACRE in the usa for far too long. WHY?

    We are all wrapped up with the domestic terrorists who support a duck and whom we are certain will riot and start murdering all those who did not vote for the duck. Any day now. Co...  moreWe are all wrapped up with the domestic terrorists who support a duck and whom we are certain will riot and start murdering all those who did not vote for the duck. Any day now. Coming to your neighborhood. Maybe you are involved in such groups? If so what the he** are ya waiting for? Now's the time to riot. The duck is counting on you to vindicate him with your bullets and your loyalty and your steadfast devotion to him. He is hiding out in the bowels of the white house just waiting fot the carnage to start. What's the holdup?  less
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Are any of you gun people having any trouble buying more weapons? Are gun shops running low? Are gun manufacturers closed? Whassup?

    Last post by RosieG - November 25, 2020
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  • Sadists inflict pain. Masochists enjoy experiencing pain. I guess. Sadists are cruel and masochists are crazy aren't they?

    Why else would they constantly seek out those who inflict pain on them? Wired weird?
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Duck says he may run again in 2024! Delusional old man. Why would enough people vote for him so he could win? Seriously?

    There will be many more young people of color who will be old enough to vote.He showed how getting rid of him is dam* near impossible. Why would any SANE person subject himself/her...  moreThere will be many more young people of color who will be old enough to vote.He showed how getting rid of him is dam* near impossible. Why would any SANE person subject himself/herself or the country to this monstrous unpatriotic liar? SERIOUSLY?  
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • Now we are informed that the crackpot dame Sidney Powell was never part of the duck election fraud scheme team. They keep rudyg? Why?

    Oh. Right. I forgot. He is all they got. Makes sense.Have a spokesmouth who jabbers gibberish, has black streaks running down his face and brings to mind that he is the hand down h...  moreOh. Right. I forgot. He is all they got. Makes sense.Have a spokesmouth who jabbers gibberish, has black streaks running down his face and brings to mind that he is the hand down his pants man. What better representation could anyone ask for?  
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • COVID 19. The gift that keeps on giving for about 10% of those who get COVID. Ever hear of "Long Haulers"?

    After the virus has come and gone it can flare up again with definite physical problems. Even if a patient tests negative. Here are the after-COVID symptoms.CoughingOngoing sometim...  moreAfter the virus has come and gone it can flare up again with definite physical problems. Even if a patient tests negative. Here are the after-COVID symptoms.CoughingOngoing sometimes debilitating fatigueBody achesJoint painShortness of breathLoss of taste or smellDifficulty sleepingHeadachesBrain Fog. forgetfulness, confusion, difficulty concentratingIt occurs mostly in those 20-40 years old. A newly discovered something which is now being examined to find out why.The after Thanksgiving number of cases will soar, some of whom will become long haulers.For your information.  less
    Last post by RosieG - November 24, 2020
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  • What is your source for humor when you need to laugh things up a bit?

    I get regular email newsletters from the Onion, I think their humor is pretty good. I don't have TV or I'd be watching the Simpsons like I used to.
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  • What’s MY origin story, you ask? Well, now that you mention it . . . (see below)

     

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  • What is the worst thing that anyone has ever taken from you? ~

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  • If you’ve ever had an otherwise great job or profession that unfortunately also had negative stereotypes associated with it, what were they?

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  • Who's taken Jaimie and what have you done with her, eh?

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  • What are your thoughts on John Kerry being appointed W̶a̶t̶e̶r̶m̶e̶l̶o̶n̶ Climate Czar?

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  • What food did you order in for your most recent delivery meal?

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