Duck Pate?Duck billed platypus?Duck and cover"Duck while the iron's hot?Duck the duck?Duck yucks?Duck bucks"Duck ducks?Duck lucks?Duck mucks?Duck pucks?Duck stucks?Duck tucks?
There were more than a few years I was on my own. My son was grown and on his own and lived far away. Before I met Jim. I'd always plan something tasty for me..something special. N... moreThere were more than a few years I was on my own. My son was grown and on his own and lived far away. Before I met Jim. I'd always plan something tasty for me..something special. Now I love to cook so it was not a tribulation. I remember on the 4th of July they used to have a TWILIGHT ZONE marathon. The day before I prepped whatever I was going to have so on the day when the marathon began I'd be in front TV watching all day. It was something I looked forward to do....a TRADITION I had built all by myself for myself.Do you have a tradition for you? If not you should. If so what is it if you don't mind my asking? less
I joke around all the time about deciding to get married (I was 22 years old when I dreamed up that gem), about my wife, about being married, but in actuality, I really do know it&... moreI joke around all the time about deciding to get married (I was 22 years old when I dreamed up that gem), about my wife, about being married, but in actuality, I really do know it’s been better for me than the life I was leading and would have continued to lead had I stayed single. Sure, in retrospect I can now see that I was way too young and definitely too immature to handle married life. At the time, I thought I knew everything.One of the most glaring and truly positive things that marriage has meant in my life is that had I not settled down, I probably would have been dead from AIDS or some other STD by now. I was drilling anything in a skirt, as the saying goes, a true hit-and-run artist. I couldn’t have kept track with notches on the bedpost, because it would have been reduced to sawdust. Being faithful in marriage was already ingrained in me as a principle, so when I said, “I do” to her, it also meant “I don’t” to all others.~ less
Adults are able to delay gratification. They may not be happy about it but they do it when it is the RIGHT thing to do.Babies infants toddlers terrible twos? I WANT IT AND I WANT I... moreAdults are able to delay gratification. They may not be happy about it but they do it when it is the RIGHT thing to do.Babies infants toddlers terrible twos? I WANT IT AND I WANT IT NOW! Hissy fit tantrums usually work for them.So it seems that 40% of Americans subscribe to I WANT IT AND I WANT IT NOW. Temporarily or permanently? Will they survive their demand for INSTANT gratification NOW? More importantly, WILL WE?
Confirmed infections reached its biggest ONE DAY GAIN on record on THURSDAY....188,000!Wow! Impressive isn't it? Very soon it will be soar past 200,000 per day. Maybe at some point... moreConfirmed infections reached its biggest ONE DAY GAIN on record on THURSDAY....188,000!Wow! Impressive isn't it? Very soon it will be soar past 200,000 per day. Maybe at some point it will be 300,000 per day.Very amazing. Who'd thunk the us of a would be the top dawg or top banana on this totem pole? Did you?
Sure. What do you think will happen? A twitch of your nose and hospital beds and workers magically appear to care for YOU? Naw. It won't work that way. You will get ill and have no... moreSure. What do you think will happen? A twitch of your nose and hospital beds and workers magically appear to care for YOU? Naw. It won't work that way. You will get ill and have no one to care for you and you could die. Or you could suffer through and WISH you had died because you will be unable to breathe for a very long time GASPING for every breath you get and in pain everywhere at once. Your choice. Go for it. Have your fling. Do your thing. No one dares suggest advise opine in your best interest. It's your life. less
He is stuck at the selfish level never having matured beyond himself.He always comes first. His needs consume him. His wants are immediately filled OR ELSE.What happened to duck?
For me it was every year on Valentine's Day.I don't know if it as barbaric and cruel now as it was then. The teacher would gather all the valentines at the front of the room. She w... moreFor me it was every year on Valentine's Day.I don't know if it as barbaric and cruel now as it was then. The teacher would gather all the valentines at the front of the room. She would call out the name on the valentine and the recipient would walk up to claim it and go back to his/her seat. The popular kids kept going up repeatedly. I think I might have gotten one. I just remember how I wished there were another way to do it. Actually probably no one paid any attention and didn't care. They were too busy with their own valentines. I wonder why after all these years that is the one thing that stands out still from grammar school days?. Did you ever have something like that you had to go through? less
Being painfully shy by grammar school years were not that great. I loved the learning part. The socializing part not so much. High school too. Good student but I didn't have a lot ... moreBeing painfully shy by grammar school years were not that great. I loved the learning part. The socializing part not so much. High school too. Good student but I didn't have a lot of friends. The weird thing is I was voted "most sophisticated"! I will never figure that out. Maybe they mistook the shyness for something else. I don't know. I didn't ask.So how about you? Did you love the whole thing and have wonderful memories of your school years?Or not so much?
Rather than run through another expensive lengthy humiliating campaign just show up and declare himself president!Get rid of all the window dressing and gingerbread. You don't gild... moreRather than run through another expensive lengthy humiliating campaign just show up and declare himself president!Get rid of all the window dressing and gingerbread. You don't gild the lily. It is already perfection and you cannot improve on it.He will show up at the proper time and make that declaration. If Republicans are in a majority anywhere they will absoluteky confirm him. On the spot. First day he will burn the Constitution and from then on there will be no rules anywhere in writing or otherwise to stop him from having his way with everyone and everything.He will be older and fatter then too which will be easier on his body. Jabba the hut was a sloth. Duck is too.His adoriing worshippers will still be there adoringly worshipping. They will never have stopped. He is the air they breath the food they eat the drink they drink the ground they walk on. Without him they do not exist. With him they are eternal and forever.I might not be here then. I don't know. Isn't that a grandly wondrious world to which y'al... less
Yet you roll over for the following without any problem.Get a driver's license so you can drive a car.Follow posted speed limits so you don't get a ticket and have your insurance g... moreYet you roll over for the following without any problem.Get a driver's license so you can drive a car.Follow posted speed limits so you don't get a ticket and have your insurance go WAY UPPay parking meters so you don't get a parking ticketGet a marriage license which permits you to get marriedGet whatever university degree you need to apply for the job you wantFile required yearly income taxes (even if you cheat a lot and lie you still file)Register to vote. You can't just show up and vote. You need permission. So you registerIf a restaurant sign says "shoes/shirt required" you don't show up barefoot and toplessYou obey traffic lights or you will get a ticket if caughtBaptize your baby so he/she can enter the gates of HeavenIf the sign says NO SMOKING you don't light up. I don't know what happens if you do. I don't smoke.If you are caught littering there is a fineIf you are caught with your seat belt unbuckled there is a fineIf you are ordered by subpoena to appear in court you goIf a cop is following red light... less
Tucker Carlson REAMED THE A** of that crackpot dame "sidney powell". The crackpot dame who alleges absurd outrageous "facts" that she cannot back up. None of them can backup what t... moreTucker Carlson REAMED THE A** of that crackpot dame "sidney powell". The crackpot dame who alleges absurd outrageous "facts" that she cannot back up. None of them can backup what they say because they are all LIES.Tucker tells us he invited the crackpot dame to be a guest on his show but required of her to send him PROOF that would substantiate her allegations. Repeatedly. Over and over again. He kept calling and asking and finally the crackpot dame sidney powell asked him to just stop calling her!Which means she got nuthin'. Nothing but a lying mouth and whacked out brain and has no proof of anything others than that she is INSANE.So whatcha gonna do to him? Whatcha gonna say? C'mon. Whatcha. Gonna. Do? less
The level of COWARDICE and obvious disdain and contempt for our country is made clear by the wall of silence of most Republicans. A refusal to acknowledge the win of the next presi... moreThe level of COWARDICE and obvious disdain and contempt for our country is made clear by the wall of silence of most Republicans. A refusal to acknowledge the win of the next president. Due to terror of a duck that intimidates them and keeps them in line all the time. Except for a few they are all alike.Silence or supportive of overturning a fair and just election. Without any compunctions at all. Justifying Rationalizing Lying. Millions of them.No conscience. So did they never have one or they did and got beaten out of them with intimidated attacks insults and threats?What a pitiful pathetic bunch of worthless homo saps. I am thankful not to be one of them. Very thankful. less
What is driving/fueling him? He seemed to have tons of energy. Where did it come from?Uppers? Injections?By rights with his diet and obesity and lack of exercise he should have die... moreWhat is driving/fueling him? He seemed to have tons of energy. Where did it come from?Uppers? Injections?By rights with his diet and obesity and lack of exercise he should have died years ago. Others exercise and eat healthy diets and die too early. From what? Being too slender, not being lazy?I do not get it.
Here's how it will play out. He does have FOUR YEARS to work out the kinks.Whatever the entire population of the US is in 2024, he will have all of them having voted for him and al... moreHere's how it will play out. He does have FOUR YEARS to work out the kinks.Whatever the entire population of the US is in 2024, he will have all of them having voted for him and also 100,000 more who will have voted for him. No one will question the math of this. No one dares ever question a duck, especially particular duck. His opponent (should there be one) will get no votes at all. By then he will have developed a plan that doesn't deviate from that.An insurance policy to protect him against the humiliation of being a LOSER TWICE IN A ROW!THY WILL BE DONE.It's a no brainer. A sure thing. A stacked deck. A rigged thing. I bet you can hardly wait to celebrate his awesome outstanding "win". Can ya?And fear not. He will hold daily rallies all 4 years in different cities. To jin up your enthusiasm and make sure you don't think he is over and done or rather overdone. You don't do you? Of course not.His slogan will beME AGAIN. LUCKY YOU! less
"Out there" in all the 50 states there are Republican election officials who do have a spine and are decent and do have integrity and cannot be extorted or threatened or intimated ... more"Out there" in all the 50 states there are Republican election officials who do have a spine and are decent and do have integrity and cannot be extorted or threatened or intimated by a quack of a duck.They put COUNTRY first not a duck. Good to know in these times that they exist. FEARLESS.Anyway what kind of chicken coward is afraid of a duck? Seriously? I mean how patheetc is that?
To the abnormals repetition means a thing is true. Over and over and over and over and over and over. Repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat. They cannot get enough of the sameoldsameo... moreTo the abnormals repetition means a thing is true. Over and over and over and over and over and over. Repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat. They cannot get enough of the sameoldsameoldsameoldsameold. Year after year after year after year it is hammered home from every possible venue. No respite. Just the hammering hammtering hammering hammering hammering. It is repeated verbatim on other outlets approved of by the duck. Over and over and over and over and over hammering hammering hammering hammering.Truth is irrelevant. It is the over and over and over and over again hammering hammering hammering hammering baldfaced outright absolute lies that matters. That and only that alone.Over and over and over hammering hammering hammering hammering. Comfy.It's good to know they can count on that. Over and over and over and over and over hammering hammering hammering hammering hammering. less
Do you support a duck who demands state legislators throw out the VALID votes of the people and appoint electors who will insure that the duck gets a "win"? All such blokes in all ... moreDo you support a duck who demands state legislators throw out the VALID votes of the people and appoint electors who will insure that the duck gets a "win"? All such blokes in all 50 states or just certain states that will give him the " majority" he needs (270) to "win"?Why exactly?
My wife seems to think that when I’m watching television or listening to the radio that I keep the volume much too high, which causes her to have to raise her v... more
My wife seems to think that when I’m watching television or listening to the radio that I keep the volume much too high, which causes her to have to raise her voice in order to be heard over the program. I contend that when she knows I’m trying to hear a program and she starts talking over the dialogue, that’s what causes me to raise the volume. If I were not trying to hear a program, it would be quite a different thing, and we do talk with each other on those occasions.She often seems to have no inkling whatsoever that the precise reason the program is on is that I am following what’s being said.When the situation is reversed and she is the one watching a show, her way of listening and following dialogue differs so greatly than mine in that she doesn’t focus on nor care about each word that’s being said.It sometimes boils down to, “Why is the volume so loud?”“Because I’m trying to hear it.””But I’m talking to you.”... less
Examples: housekeeping in a hotel, auto mechanic, air traffic controller, window washer, book editor, tilde wrangler, roofer, sky-writer, barber, etc.
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To ascertain whether or not having an underlying conditon would render the vaccine DANGEROUS for them. Right? Elsewise otherwise sidewise only healthy people could take it. Now how... moreTo ascertain whether or not having an underlying conditon would render the vaccine DANGEROUS for them. Right? Elsewise otherwise sidewise only healthy people could take it. Now how stupid would that be?
Trump election campaign asks judge to declare him winner in PennsylvaniaTrump vaccine team will not brief Biden AdministrationLara Trump reportedly considering running for senate i... moreTrump election campaign asks judge to declare him winner in PennsylvaniaTrump vaccine team will not brief Biden AdministrationLara Trump reportedly considering running for senate in north carolinaTrump targets vote certification in late bid to block BidenGOP increasingly accepts trump defeat but not in publicTrump influence seen in deadlock of Michigan election boardRepublican senate says it will confirm the Biden Cabinet picks in Januarrudyg says someone should cut off the heads of democrats as he makes a throat-slashing motion on FAUX US tries to stop trump from selling $23 billion in arms sales to the UAE (united arab emirates)trump shifts strategy to hold power, deny BidenJenna ellis trump current top lawyer once called him one of the greatest threats to our libertyMark meadows trump chief of staff says he cannot guarantee we will avoid a fed gubment shutdown in Dec. Election servers in Germany show trump at 410 electoral college votes and Biden 128Treas secty mnuchin wants to redirect $580 billion of unspen... less
Below is an example of a game I was writing but had to scrap before posting it because I found out the hard way that it may be impossible to answer. See if you can spot the flaw th... moreBelow is an example of a game I was writing but had to scrap before posting it because I found out the hard way that it may be impossible to answer. See if you can spot the flaw that prevented me from publishing it.__________________________________
AnswerMug’s Challenge Series, Celebrity Initials Day Edition:
SU MO TU WE TH FR SA
This question calls for a seven-part (minimum) answer.
Using the two-letter abbreviations for the days of the week that are shown above, name seven famous (or infamous) people whose names correspond to those initials. The people’s names must be in the order of the initials as in first name first and then last name, such as S____ (first name) and the U_____ last name, not U______ (first name) and then S______ (last name).If the person had/has three names by which he or she is commonly known, and two of the initials show above, you may use that person in your answer. For instance, Robert Lewis Stevenson or Julie Louis-Dreyfus. The people can be from an... less
A couple or three weeks later in huge waves and surges and spikes up up up up go the infected and the deaths from COVID 19. JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS. But you are also gonna do it... moreA couple or three weeks later in huge waves and surges and spikes up up up up go the infected and the deaths from COVID 19. JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS. But you are also gonna do it again at Christmas right?Oh what fun.
