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  • AnswerMug Photo Caption Contest (humorous replies, please): why did Jane get forcibly dragged away from Randy’s home?

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  • Whatever happened to that OLD GRAND DAME of conservatism Ann Coulter? Is she out of favor? What did she do/say to obsolete her?

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  • Between now and the GRAND REOPENING of America what happens if sean and laura and their loved ones get the virus? Do we still OPEN UP?

    They got no dog in the fight. No skin of their nose RIGHT NOW. What happens when and if they not only have skin in the game but some of them are dying from it? Do they hang tough a...  moreThey got no dog in the fight. No skin of their nose RIGHT NOW. What happens when and if they not only have skin in the game but some of them are dying from it? Do they hang tough and bull through or change their tune because now it comes home to roost...all their chickens? Whatcha think?  
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  • I was dead wrong. The gut/arse white house performer was never a Putin puppet. He was is will always be the puppet of his base. Didja know?

    His base has always been the puppetmaster. One cross word from sean or laura and the gut/arse white house performer gets right back in line and delivers what they demand on their c...  moreHis base has always been the puppetmaster. One cross word from sean or laura and the gut/arse white house performer gets right back in line and delivers what they demand on their command without exception.Did you always know or did you get faked out too?  
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  • They got it wrong. The Framer's. They operated on the ASSUMPTION that a president would operate IN GOOD FAITH. FAIR or UN?

    Obviously the gut/arse white house performer does nothing "in good faith". So they got it wrong from the very beginning never having the imagination to foresee a gut/arse automaton...  moreObviously the gut/arse white house performer does nothing "in good faith". So they got it wrong from the very beginning never having the imagination to foresee a gut/arse automaton as the white house performer.Too late to do anything about it. We're stuck.Next life we should be smarter and wiser and protect ourselves against the vile venal evil monstrosity.
       
    Last post by RosieG - April 16, 2020
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  • Terrified of being abandoned by his base he follows orders obediently without question. A terrified man cannot terrorize anyone. Right on?

    What does he lackIntelligenceCuriorisityHumorHonorCaringWhat does he haveFear of abandonmentThe ability to pretzelize in any configuration ordered by his base without whom he canno...  moreWhat does he lackIntelligenceCuriorisityHumorHonorCaringWhat does he haveFear of abandonmentThe ability to pretzelize in any configuration ordered by his base without whom he cannot surviveHe is not to be feared by anyone. A toothless tiger whose roar is not even his. It is scripted by his base He is what they were waiting for all these years. An obedient brainless heartless automaton so needy to be "loved" he will do say anything no matter how dire despicable depraved deranged.A perfect marriage of soulmates. Watch it perform every day in the same old way  less
    Last post by my2cents - April 16, 2020
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  • No wonder the gut/arse white house performer has such a devoted following. They finally found a seedy needy weakling to prezelize. NOW?

    Well the gut/arse white house performer is so desperate to have their support he will conform to any configuration they demand of him so he can retain the good will of the seans an...  moreWell the gut/arse white house performer is so desperate to have their support he will conform to any configuration they demand of him so he can retain the good will of the seans and lauras and other ilk of the denizens in that dark dark forest.He is 100% toutable manipulatable and pliant. He cannot survive without their approval and they will only approve when he does their bidding. Which he does every day in every way. A tumbleweed of indecision directionless substancefree.Host parasite. Parasite host. Which needs the other more? Greedy seedy needy evil ...it's own excuse for being.Watch the gut/arse white house performer switch views within moments as he takes his cue from the seans and the lauras and the ilk of feathered hawks watching him listening to him judging him and ORDERING HIM to deliver what they demand of him. Without them he is nothing. With them he is nothing with power. Of course he will obey them. What choice does he have?  less
    Last post by RosieG - April 16, 2020
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  • T'is a grievous insult! The final blasphemy of infamy and vile venal ignominy. What?

    The gut/arse white house performer PAYS his multitude of g.d. SOB'S with OUR MONEY!OUR TAX DOLLARS are used to pay his vile appointees to make our lives as mizerable as they can wh...  moreThe gut/arse white house performer PAYS his multitude of g.d. SOB'S with OUR MONEY!OUR TAX DOLLARS are used to pay his vile appointees to make our lives as mizerable as they can while they can and he pays them royally WITH OUR MONEY!The gut/arse white house performer pours salt in the wounds he creates every day and does whoopy dances naked by the fire as people dye die dye die dye die die. He is made of PURE evil and adoringly worshipped by those societal rejects misfits dimwits. They are a multitude and growing. See them naked gyrating to the music of the devil starting fires and joyfully watching them consume everything. A playground for perverts. A party for the hearty deathers.A Stephen King horror story? Sadly no.The gut/arse white house performer's daily ritual.  less
    Last post by RosieG - April 16, 2020
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  • In the golden olden days of VAUDEVILLE when an act was dying the guy offstage would get out THE HOOK and yank the dyer off! GREAT?

    The gut/arse white house performer needs someone to HOOK HIM off the stage and whisk him away to the cornfield where bad thoughts go and are never heard from or seen again forever....  moreThe gut/arse white house performer needs someone to HOOK HIM off the stage and whisk him away to the cornfield where bad thoughts go and are never heard from or seen again forever. Little Anthony in the Twilight Zone wished away people with BAD THOUGHTS. Where is our Little Anthony today? Imagine the gut/arse white house performer in mid-sentence gibberishing his daily schtick and DISAPPEARING from sight never to be seen or heard from again?Where is that cornfield I wonder? Do you too?Perhaps it is AREA 51? Or in Rod Serling's brain?  less
    Last post by RosieG - April 16, 2020
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  • Why would any thinking person "cast bread upon the waters"? It would become a soggy salty mess. Why not "cast thy nets" instead?

    See what you can catch. Elsewise otherwise it is pure nonsense. Plain and simple.
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  • ANNOUNCING THE AMBS!

    The Society for Putting Things On Top of Other Things is pleased to announce the launch of its new division, the Answermug Bullsh*t Society (AMBS). Who would like to join? Membersh...  moreThe Society for Putting Things On Top of Other Things is pleased to announce the launch of its new division, the Answermug Bullsh*t Society (AMBS). Who would like to join? Membership is free, but a small fee (to be determined) will be assessed for storing your tildes. This will, hopefully, minimize the potential for abuse of such privileges.  
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  • Whatever we focus on we attract. Or so we are told. If we focus on NEGATIVITY it will overwhelm us. Can POSITIVITY ever overwhelm?

    Being engulfed enveloped swallowed up by the positive would be a great good or a great ungood? Why?
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  • Is there any offspring of any repubbaccan pol you'd like to see step up and carry the ball? Any at all?

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  • We know the gut/arse white house performer thinks of himself as a dictator with UNLIMITED POWER because he told us so. Benevolent or vile?

    Is the gut/arse white house performer dictator benevolent and beneficient or evil vile venal?Does he represent GOD or Beezlebub?
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  • The gut/arse white house performer is the PIED PIPER to his adoring worshippers leading them into a sea of death. LEMMINGS are they not?

    Lemmings are small mouse-like rodents.Lemmings are known for gathering together in mass migrations that sometimes end up in them all drowning.Gathering together following one anoth...  moreLemmings are small mouse-like rodents.Lemmings are known for gathering together in mass migrations that sometimes end up in them all drowning.Gathering together following one another to their deaths. Willingly. Mass suicide.  
    Last post by RosieG - April 16, 2020
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  • Didja know that the gut/arse white house performer and the treasury munchkin are allowing banks to steal your refunds?

    ALLEGEDLY they are allowing banks to seize your refunds to pay off account holders who owe them money! ALLEGEDLY.If you do then you won't get your money.After all banks come first ...  moreALLEGEDLY they are allowing banks to seize your refunds to pay off account holders who owe them money! ALLEGEDLY.If you do then you won't get your money.After all banks come first last and always with the gut/arse white performer. You are nothings. Banks are everythings. Just so's ya know.  
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  • Some say you should RESPECT the opinions of others even though you disagree with them. I DISAGREE COMPLETELY. Becuz?

    That would mean I would HAVE to respect those who supported what Hitler did to the Jews would it not?I don't. I DESPISE THEM.That would mean I would have to respect the opinions of...  moreThat would mean I would HAVE to respect those who supported what Hitler did to the Jews would it not?I don't. I DESPISE THEM.That would mean I would have to respect the opinions of those who adoring worship the gut/arse white house performer. I don't. I have no use for them.How can you respect people whose opinions you DESPISE?How does that make any sense at all? It doesn't.  
    Last post by RosieG - April 16, 2020
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  • What the heck is ZOOM BOMBING? A way to attack insult harrass folks via internet? Do you zoom bomb or have you been zoom bombed?

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  • "Another Republican governor proves herself to be a damn fool". Stupid dumb is genderless. Good to know. Ya know?

    South Dakota gubnure Kristi Noem tells South Dakotans to STOP WATCHING THE NEWS, STAY THE COURSE, ADJUST AS NEEDED.Isn't she BRILLIANT? The repubbacans have lots like her. Brillian...  moreSouth Dakota gubnure Kristi Noem tells South Dakotans to STOP WATCHING THE NEWS, STAY THE COURSE, ADJUST AS NEEDED.Isn't she BRILLIANT? The repubbacans have lots like her. Brilliant smart intelligent perceptive perspicacious prescient pubescent precious pretentious. Listen to her and all will come home wagging their tails behind them.Each one of THEM (repubbaccan pols) is smarter than the other braver than the other more patriotic than the other more selfless than the other more better. Proud of themselves they are.  less
    Last post by RosieG - April 16, 2020
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  • Where YOUR pursuit of freedom to seek happiness impinges on my freedom to stay alive something's gotta give. You think it should be me?

    Why is what YOU WANT more important than MY LIFE?
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  • It is a LUXURY to expect to maintain high standards. When you recruit you lower the standards or eliminate them completely. Example?

    Obviously the current gut/arse white house performer cabal et al. Ever see a more talentless intelligence-free group of homo saps collected together for any purpose?Dumb and dumber...  moreObviously the current gut/arse white house performer cabal et al. Ever see a more talentless intelligence-free group of homo saps collected together for any purpose?Dumb and dumber is just the tip of the iceberg.Stupid dumb is how they come and gathering together the feathered ones become even stupid dumber. They are happy together in their own company because they WANT to be together and understand each other as well as one another. They cling they bound they bind the mind in one collective brain freeze. So cute.  less
    Last post by RosieG - April 16, 2020
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  • Ever walk out of a movie theater and demand to get your money back? Did you? Wanna walk out of the gut/arse white house performer debacle?

    Think we will ever get our money back or is the gut/arse white house performer too big a deadbeat cheapskate?
    Last post by RosieG - April 16, 2020
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  • Do you believe "there is a time for everything under the sun"? A time to sow/reap a time to smile/weep a time to wake/sleep?

    Who decides WHEN that time is?  Why?
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  • Does EVERYTHING have a beginning middle end? Or do some things not? Like whot?

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  • The length breadth depth height width astonishes. Where did all of them come from? Which "them"? The gut/arse man's adoring worshippers?

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  • The gut/arse performers supporters DEMAND to get their freedom back. NOW not later. The gut/arse performer is rolling over for them. YOU 2?

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  • The virus money we're gonna get is OUR MONEY and doesn't belong to the gut/arse white house performer. Is he so stupid he doesn't KNOW? R U?

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  • "Management styles" differ. The current "management style" of the gut/arse white house performer is just that...gut/arse. WORKS FOR THEE?

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  • Do all things end? Is there an end to the "wise" gut/arse stupid dumb that is alive and well in D.C.? Will it ever demise? WHEN?

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  • WHY BOTHER? Glad you asked. A gibberish reply DESERVES an even gibberisher response."I love my wife but oh you kid!" Got it?

    The gibberish that abounds by those who see themselves as exeedingly clever astute is amazingly dependable. Every misplaced word. A gem a jewel to be polished treasured and remembe...  moreThe gibberish that abounds by those who see themselves as exeedingly clever astute is amazingly dependable. Every misplaced word. A gem a jewel to be polished treasured and remembered forever.The contribution of the gibberish creators is legend. In their own minds. May it be forever thus so they feel as if they matter. Everyone everywhere everytime everyplace needs to feel he/she matters. Obviously.  
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  • We know the white house performer is honest about one thing. He decides by listening to his gut (and arse). That where his "brains" are?

    He doesn't govern by the seat of his pantsHe governs with his arse and gut. The gurgling of digesting those cheeseburgers beautiful chocolate cake and ice cream are code to him. On...  moreHe doesn't govern by the seat of his pantsHe governs with his arse and gut. The gurgling of digesting those cheeseburgers beautiful chocolate cake and ice cream are code to him. Only he understand what his gut and arse are advising. Only he can interpret the sounds by which he "decides".Didja know?  
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  • The white house performer must have a personal financial interest in hydrochloroquine cuz he keeps HAWKING it shamelessly. Know VAT ELSE?

    ALLEGEDLY In a Texas nursing home republicans are experimenting on dementia patients to support the white house performer.By that I guess they are giving the as-yet-unapproved...  moreALLEGEDLY In a Texas nursing home republicans are experimenting on dementia patients to support the white house performer.By that I guess they are giving the as-yet-unapproved-for-use by the FDA drug to them figuring what difference does it make? They are going to die anyway.Imagine being so devoted and focused on supporting the white house performer they will sacrifice human life to promulgate what the white house performer propagates!Like in Germany the scientists did all kinds of evil experiments on people.We know white house performer supporters are more devoted to him than any elsers and sacrificing lives to shore up the white house performer gut and arse pronouncement comes natural to them.Now that's entertainment!  less
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  • Ever experience claustrophobia? What was the trigger?

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  • Have specific orders ever been left with Security that you’re not to be allowed anywhere on the premises?

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  • What things would the average Baby Boomer easily live without that the average Millennial considers essential for everyday life? ~

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  • How many dogs does it take to sing "Happy Birthday?"

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  • Bedtime again! Which one is Jaimie?

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  • Do you think we should all start using tildes (squiggle line) at end of our posts to see how long it takes for Randy to have a breakdown?

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  • Am I the only one who feels like they are going to go insane if they have to spend another day in quarantine?

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  • You some kinda tough guy?

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  • What would you include on a list of things that the average Baby Boomer considers essential for everyday living but the average Millennial

    can easily live without?~
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  • I answered someone’s post 5 minutes ago, and without any others providing any feedback

    whatsoever subsequent to mine, I just received about 10 notifications from that thread. They were all for answers to or comments about the original question, and they were directed...  morewhatsoever subsequent to mine, I just received about 10 notifications from that thread. They were all for answers to or comments about the original question, and they were directed to its author or each other, but not to me.   What gives?  Is AnswerMug turning into AnswerBag, which itself turned into GlitchBag before it went supernova?https://answermug.com/forums/topic/104694/what-movie-or-television-series-best-includes-a-series-of-catast/view/post_id/776854~  
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  • What are some common misconceptions about donating blood? ~

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  • Do you know anyone named Luke? Was he warm?

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  • Do you enjoy fried meats?

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  • What is your favourite song with "Mazel Tov" in the lyrics?

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  • The white house entertainer is alone on his own. No one pays attention to him. The Governors will decide based on FACT/SCIENCE. Y NOT?

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  • Besides placebo effect, is there any other invisible force that makes its existence known?

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  • As thousands and thousands are crying dying and me oh mying the white house entertainer focuses on getting his hame on virus checks. WHY?.

    Is it HIS money? Does it come out of HIS bank account? Is it on HIS dime? Or is it the people's money?
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  • The white house entertainer peeps are GIDDY with joy at the opening up of the country. They will be free to spread COVID! How cool is THAT?

    To give and get the virus each moment of each day. Who could ask for anything more?No more masks. No social distancing. Hate rallies resume in every red state city. Sports events c...  moreTo give and get the virus each moment of each day. Who could ask for anything more?No more masks. No social distancing. Hate rallies resume in every red state city. Sports events concerts churchgoing jammed to the rafters with homo saps who demand their right to do their thing. God bless 'em one and all.Opening day at the races. PLACE YER BETS! You can't lose.  
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