What are some evil ways Slartibartfast might try to trick Randy D into eating Vegemite, and some equally evil ways Randy D might try to trick Slartibartfast into ea... moreWhat are some evil ways Slartibartfast might try to trick Randy D into eating Vegemite, and some equally evil ways Randy D might try to trick Slartibartfast into eating peanut butter?~
Donald Trump failed to disclose a $19.8m loan from a company with historical ties to North Korea on his public financial disclosure before he became president or while he was the U... moreDonald Trump failed to disclose a $19.8m loan from a company with historical ties to North Korea on his public financial disclosure before he became president or while he was the US president. I think that might be one of the reasons Trump was in love with Kim - Kim could make his debts disappear. So I think that makes Trump smell a bit fishy. Cheers!
After falsely claiming that he won the 2020 presidential election Donald Trump asked whether he should be immediately returned to power. Then he added "A Massive Fraud of this... moreAfter falsely claiming that he won the 2020 presidential election Donald Trump asked whether he should be immediately returned to power. Then he added "A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution. Our great 'Founders' did not want, and would not condone, False & Fraudulent Elections!". I think something like that would only benefit Trump so America should keep the Constitution. Cheers!
Instead of endless TV and radio commercials about prescription drugs that we need "to ask our doctors about," and 80% of the ads are monotonous listings of side effects, can'... moreInstead of endless TV and radio commercials about prescription drugs that we need "to ask our doctors about," and 80% of the ads are monotonous listings of side effects, can't we go back to beer and cigarette commercials?
Musk has released that Twitter met regularly with FBI, Biden administration, to censor information and news they did not like. This is a direct violation of the First amendment.
Aye Aye Captain. Oh who is the guy in a eye patch that looks just like me?Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Shot himself in the eye hilariously. Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Now he is going to ja... moreAye Aye Captain. Oh who is the guy in a eye patch that looks just like me?Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Shot himself in the eye hilariously. Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Now he is going to jail for conspiracy. Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. And he'll live in the same room were he has to go pee. Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Stew Rhodes the leader of the Oath Keepers was found guilty of sedition and now faces up to 60 years in prison. One of the talk shows made up a song about him sung to the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme song and I thought I would share it. Cheers! less
Inspired by this question that was posted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/139233/what-are-things-people-say-about-the-dead-or-death-that-are-mean/view/po... moreInspired by this question that was posted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/139233/what-are-things-people-say-about-the-dead-or-death-that-are-mean/view/post_id/974708~
At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th... moreAt St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda DA money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'
Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up." less
Post three statements about you, such as your habits, your attributes, your likes or dislikes, your injuries, your phobias, your persona, your experiences, your successes or failur... morePost three statements about you, such as your habits, your attributes, your likes or dislikes, your injuries, your phobias, your persona, your experiences, your successes or failures, your future plans, anything at all, but only one of the three can be factual.
The rest of us will try to guess which of the three statements is true. You may try to make the false statements as mundane or as outlandish as possible, or the true one as believable or as far fetched as you like, all in an effort to make it difficult for us to determine which is which. I’ll start:1. Every ninety days for about a decade and a half, I have collected a tiny pittance in royalties for a product that I assisted the inventor in coming up with the original slogan (that particular slogan has been superseded by newer versions and is no longer in use in media advertising, but it is still on the product label).
2. I have been on every single continent at least once, even if setting foot on them for only an hour or a day.3. I am not one of tho... less
. . . the epitome of a deer in the headlights.Some probable examples of what I mean by “the wrong thing “:Throwing water on a grease fireJumping into a rip current to s... more. . . the epitome of a deer in the headlights.Some probable examples of what I mean by “the wrong thing “:Throwing water on a grease fireJumping into a rip current to save someone from drowning even though you are a non-swimmerTaking a knife to a gunfightHiding under a bed or in a closet when a building is becoming fully engulfed with fire
After Trump was condemned for having dinner with Kanye West and white supremacist Nick Fuentes Trump said that he didn't know who Nick Fuentes was. I find it hard t... moreAfter Trump was condemned for having dinner with Kanye West and white supremacist Nick Fuentes Trump said that he didn't know who Nick Fuentes was. I find it hard to believe that Trump didn't know who he was or he wouldn't of been informed who the guy was. Cheers and happy weekend!
Today my wife mentioned that the guy on TV looked like Gomez Addams . And I said - he does but he is more of a Munster - I mean monster. The guy on TV was Mike Lindell and I though... moreToday my wife mentioned that the guy on TV looked like Gomez Addams . And I said - he does but he is more of a Munster - I mean monster. The guy on TV was Mike Lindell and I thought my joke was pretty funny so I have been posting it all over the Internet. Cheers and happy weekend!
I remember doing that once in high school. It was a teacher I really liked. He gave me an evil look and warned me to never do that again. Why do some teachers get offended by that?
