At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th... moreAt St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda DA money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'
Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up." less
Post three statements about you, such as your habits, your attributes, your likes or dislikes, your injuries, your phobias, your persona, your experiences, your successes or failur... morePost three statements about you, such as your habits, your attributes, your likes or dislikes, your injuries, your phobias, your persona, your experiences, your successes or failures, your future plans, anything at all, but only one of the three can be factual.
The rest of us will try to guess which of the three statements is true. You may try to make the false statements as mundane or as outlandish as possible, or the true one as believable or as far fetched as you like, all in an effort to make it difficult for us to determine which is which. I’ll start:1. Every ninety days for about a decade and a half, I have collected a tiny pittance in royalties for a product that I assisted the inventor in coming up with the original slogan (that particular slogan has been superseded by newer versions and is no longer in use in media advertising, but it is still on the product label).
2. I have been on every single continent at least once, even if setting foot on them for only an hour or a day.3. I am not one of tho... less
. . . the epitome of a deer in the headlights.Some probable examples of what I mean by “the wrong thing “:Throwing water on a grease fireJumping into a rip current to s... more. . . the epitome of a deer in the headlights.Some probable examples of what I mean by “the wrong thing “:Throwing water on a grease fireJumping into a rip current to save someone from drowning even though you are a non-swimmerTaking a knife to a gunfightHiding under a bed or in a closet when a building is becoming fully engulfed with fire
After Trump was condemned for having dinner with Kanye West and white supremacist Nick Fuentes Trump said that he didn't know who Nick Fuentes was. I find it hard t... moreAfter Trump was condemned for having dinner with Kanye West and white supremacist Nick Fuentes Trump said that he didn't know who Nick Fuentes was. I find it hard to believe that Trump didn't know who he was or he wouldn't of been informed who the guy was. Cheers and happy weekend!
Today my wife mentioned that the guy on TV looked like Gomez Addams . And I said - he does but he is more of a Munster - I mean monster. The guy on TV was Mike Lindell and I though... moreToday my wife mentioned that the guy on TV looked like Gomez Addams . And I said - he does but he is more of a Munster - I mean monster. The guy on TV was Mike Lindell and I thought my joke was pretty funny so I have been posting it all over the Internet. Cheers and happy weekend!
I remember doing that once in high school. It was a teacher I really liked. He gave me an evil look and warned me to never do that again. Why do some teachers get offended by that?
Who spends that kind of money on a pillow?https://www.wayfair.com/decor-pillows/pdp/bespoky-vintage-rugs-morrowville-geometric-light-greenredpinkbrown-square-cushion-cover-w0045899... moreWho spends that kind of money on a pillow?https://www.wayfair.com/decor-pillows/pdp/bespoky-vintage-rugs-morrowville-geometric-light-greenredpinkbrown-square-cushion-cover-w004589952.html?&experiencetype=2&selectedvertical=3
Friendsgiving was popular a few years ago among young people who can't travel home for Turkey Day because of a lack of funds or because of their work schedules. Instead... more Friendsgiving was popular a few years ago among young people who can't travel home for Turkey Day because of a lack of funds or because of their work schedules. Instead, they gather in small groups at a friend's place or in the college dorm.
(I heard of it for the first time in 2017; I do not know whether it still gets practiced these days or not. I originally posted this question then, its link appears below.)
https://answermug.com/forums/topic/45099/are-you-familiar-with-the-counterpart-to-thanksgiving-day-called
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1. Why is she sneaking around and hiding in order to make the call?2. What is she telling you or asking of you? 3. What do you think you might... more
1. Why is she sneaking around and hiding in order to make the call?2. What is she telling you or asking of you? 3. What do you think you might be telling her in response, or what is your answer to her?~
You may answer any or all of these questions, or you may even come up with other questions of your own or a completely different scenario of your own.
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