A- Shout "LET'S GO CHAMP!!"
B- Call the Mythological Creature Control hotline and let them take care of it
C- Throw some meat at the big, hairy sasquatch to see how he/she reacts?
... moreA- Shout "LET'S GO CHAMP!!"
B- Call the Mythological Creature Control hotline and let them take care of it
C- Throw some meat at the big, hairy sasquatch to see how he/she reacts?
D- Find the worst kind of camera you can find, and take the worst picture of all-time to post online as "evidence".
To make matters worse I'm a pretty decent looking guy face-wise, but when women meet me in person and see that I'm only 5'5" tall and around 150 lbs they suddenly remember they can... moreTo make matters worse I'm a pretty decent looking guy face-wise, but when women meet me in person and see that I'm only 5'5" tall and around 150 lbs they suddenly remember they can't stay long because they have to meet some other friends.
Yes I know, it's because I have a bad attitude or a Napoleon complex or I'm just weird, or not very smart, or there's just some mystical quality that's hard to explain that people just find off-putting.
Drug possession, illegal possession of a firearm and outstanding warrants for missed court dates or unpaid child support were the most common causes for arrest.
I promise that in keeping with the spirit of the institution, at least 50% of all funds donated for the museum will instead end up being spent on my car payment, and visits to stri... moreI promise that in keeping with the spirit of the institution, at least 50% of all funds donated for the museum will instead end up being spent on my car payment, and visits to strip clubs and Asian Massage Parlors.
Now it is gone. It was some horrible spam that is being forced upon anyone who uses the internet about Hillary Clinton. I can't find it now. It disappeared.
Once my 2 teenage sons were getting on each others nerves more and more each day and finally the fists started flying. I was about 50 feet away and as I was running over to break i... moreOnce my 2 teenage sons were getting on each others nerves more and more each day and finally the fists started flying. I was about 50 feet away and as I was running over to break it up I could see that they weren't goofing around or holding back. Then I noticed that our family dog was going nuts with confusion he would try to stop one boy from throwing punches then the other boy and so on. When I got to them I got between them and said - look what your doing to Sundance they did then hung their heads in shame and went to their corners. Pretty sure if I would of said - boys look what your doing to me they would of said - so what old man (back then I was getting on their 17 year old teenager nerves too). We have a great relationship now so I'll always be grateful to Sundance for playing a part in it (might be different these days if the fight turned into a 3 man fight). Cheers! less
Once my old Hound dog got 15 large stones and placed them on the grass along the edge of a curved drive way. The stones were all pretty much the same size - the same distance apart... moreOnce my old Hound dog got 15 large stones and placed them on the grass along the edge of a curved drive way. The stones were all pretty much the same size - the same distance apart -and the same distance from edge of the drive way. Always wondered what was going threw his head when he done it. Cheers!
Studies have shown that comments following news stories can affect how people perceive a public event or news story. Conservative groups have tried to capitalize on this through "a... moreStudies have shown that comments following news stories can affect how people perceive a public event or news story. Conservative groups have tried to capitalize on this through "astroturfing", which is using paid commenters to try to affect perceptions of the news. Right now the two largest employers of conservative astroturfing trolls are the Koch funded think tank FreedomWorks, and conservative activist and Breitbart news publisher Steve Bannon.
Along with this rise in astroturfing has come the rise of the "Aggressive Democratic Commenter", who are private individuals with an interest in politics who have taken it upon themselves to skewer and satirize the astroturfers. ADCs have no Republican equivalent, and if you look at most news stories you'll see the conservative comments appear childish and inane, while the comments from liberals are factually accurate, and often contain a biting wit that appeals strongly to readers. There is no Republican equivalent to the ADC, as Republicans are generally less intell... less
I'm forty years old, single and have no children. The notion of seeking a relationship with a woman who already has kids from a previous relationship does not appeal to me. My br... moreI'm forty years old, single and have no children. The notion of seeking a relationship with a woman who already has kids from a previous relationship does not appeal to me. My brother and sister also have no children, so once they pass away (and due to known health conditions it's practically guaranteed they'll both pass away before me) it'll just be me.
Sometimes I wonder what I'll do when I get older, and the notion of living independently for as long as I'm able, then committing suicide if and when I'm ever given a terminal diagnosis seems like the best option. If I were to reach my 70s and end up being diagnosed with Alzheimer's or Organic Heart Disease, I really see no value in spending my winter years in a nursing home run by the county.
What are your thoughts on this issue, and do you agree with assisted suicide for those who are given diagnoses for chronic and terminal diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's and MS? less
