I alternate between thinking that the whole damned human race is composed of ignoramouses who still have some hope of being saved through education and self-reflection, and believi... moreI alternate between thinking that the whole damned human race is composed of ignoramouses who still have some hope of being saved through education and self-reflection, and believing that the whole damned human race is a bunch of useless buffoons who are completely beyond hope.
MARTIN: We only have a couple moments left. And we are talking in the middle of a presidential election. There’s just a couple of weeks…
BIDEN: …Is that right?
MARTIN: Yeah, I don’... moreMARTIN: We only have a couple moments left. And we are talking in the middle of a presidential election. There’s just a couple of weeks…
BIDEN: …Is that right?
MARTIN: Yeah, I don’t know if you’ve heard.
BIDEN: Oh (laughter).
MARTIN: Yeah, kind of a big deal. Couple weeks till the conventions. Your candidate, the presumptive Democratic nominee…
BIDEN: She is my candidate.
MARTIN: …Hillary Clinton – there is still a cloud over her in terms of whether or not she will face an indictment for her use of a private email server during her tenure as secretary of state.
BIDEN: Under the law…
MARTIN: …Do you think she did anything wrong?
BIDEN: Under the law – I can’t comment on that for the following reason. If I comment and tell you what I think, which is positive, then the easy accusation would be Biden is vice president and probably put pressure on one of the government agencies to keep that from happening. The president and I have kept our hands off completely. What we do know is that she is incredibly – by leaps and... less
Are you the sum of all your memories, preferences, plans, thoughts, beliefs, feelings and actions?
Are you the same person you were as a child? Why?
Who are you if you forget who y... moreAre you the sum of all your memories, preferences, plans, thoughts, beliefs, feelings and actions?
Are you the same person you were as a child? Why?
Who are you if you forget who you are?
Who are you if nobody knows or recognises you?
I have sensitivities, so the scent makes me sneezy, my eyes water, etc. and I break out in a rash when I touch the clothes. I asked my ex just to send their clothes home dirty and ... moreI have sensitivities, so the scent makes me sneezy, my eyes water, etc. and I break out in a rash when I touch the clothes. I asked my ex just to send their clothes home dirty and he okayed it. The kids have warned her. She still does it. Sometimes they come back as a hybrid between overly-potent detergent and cigarette smoke. It takes me dozens of washes to get the crap off their clothes.
Vote Now: Is She...
A) An evil B hell-bent on making me miserable.
B) A lovely, thoughtful lady who is trying to help and obviously doesn't understand that she's negatively impacting me.
C) Who cares what her motives are? Give her a new shirt covered in itching powder as a gift and see if she catches on.
D) Chill out JA. If this is your biggest problem with the chick, you're doing ok. Be quiet and go back to washing the clothes for the 10th time.
E) Something else. (Please explain.) less
Romans 1:19-21 contains the biblical explanation for why there are so many religions. The truth of God is seen and known by every human being because God has made it so. Instead of... moreRomans 1:19-21 contains the biblical explanation for why there are so many religions. The truth of God is seen and known by every human being because God has made it so. Instead of accepting the truth about God and submitting to it, most human beings reject it and seek their own way to understand God. But this leads not to enlightenment regarding God, but to futility of thinking. Here is where we find the basis of the “many religions.”Many people do not want to believe in a God who demands righteousness and morality, so they invent a God who makes no such requirements. Many people do not want to believe in a God who declares it impossible for people to earn their own way to heaven. So they invent a God who accepts people into heaven if they have completed certain steps, followed certain rules, and/or obeyed certain laws, at least to the best of their ability. Many people do not want a relationship with a God who is sovereign and omnipotent. So they imagine God as being more of a mystical force than a personal an... less
A- Shout "LET'S GO CHAMP!!"
B- Call the Mythological Creature Control hotline and let them take care of it
C- Throw some meat at the big, hairy sasquatch to see how he/she reacts?
... moreA- Shout "LET'S GO CHAMP!!"
B- Call the Mythological Creature Control hotline and let them take care of it
C- Throw some meat at the big, hairy sasquatch to see how he/she reacts?
D- Find the worst kind of camera you can find, and take the worst picture of all-time to post online as "evidence".
To make matters worse I'm a pretty decent looking guy face-wise, but when women meet me in person and see that I'm only 5'5" tall and around 150 lbs they suddenly remember they can... moreTo make matters worse I'm a pretty decent looking guy face-wise, but when women meet me in person and see that I'm only 5'5" tall and around 150 lbs they suddenly remember they can't stay long because they have to meet some other friends.
Yes I know, it's because I have a bad attitude or a Napoleon complex or I'm just weird, or not very smart, or there's just some mystical quality that's hard to explain that people just find off-putting.
Drug possession, illegal possession of a firearm and outstanding warrants for missed court dates or unpaid child support were the most common causes for arrest.
I promise that in keeping with the spirit of the institution, at least 50% of all funds donated for the museum will instead end up being spent on my car payment, and visits to stri... moreI promise that in keeping with the spirit of the institution, at least 50% of all funds donated for the museum will instead end up being spent on my car payment, and visits to strip clubs and Asian Massage Parlors.
Now it is gone. It was some horrible spam that is being forced upon anyone who uses the internet about Hillary Clinton. I can't find it now. It disappeared.
