Or of devices, typically folding and shaped like a segment of a circle when spread out, that are held in the hand and waved so as to cool the person holding them by causing the air to move?
What I heard on TV was"We're here we're queer get used to it."I honestly and truly am trying to understand the why of it and I can't get there. Anyone out there get it?
I'm definitely a PITA.I don't know if it's mind or emotion that does me in...probably both... but everything annoys me about traveL. Once "THERE" everything is hunky dorry. But the... moreI'm definitely a PITA.I don't know if it's mind or emotion that does me in...probably both... but everything annoys me about traveL. Once "THERE" everything is hunky dorry. But the going and coming? AARRGGHH.Do you know WHY some folks are such great travelers while others like me aren't?
Because it's a sign of MANLINESS to impregnate dames. If "the little woman" has 20 kids it shows how virile he is. Also pregnant women are always busy being pregnant and taking car... moreBecause it's a sign of MANLINESS to impregnate dames. If "the little woman" has 20 kids it shows how virile he is. Also pregnant women are always busy being pregnant and taking care of all those they give birth to. Every time after hubby dear makes sure to get her pregnant again. Why not? What else is she good for but sex and making babies so he can brag about it? So six weeks after having given birth he knocks her up againEasy peasy. And so it goes. Sure some might die in giving birth so often like brood mares. So what? There are more dames out there to replace them. SIGH. less
So Britney Spears has an IUD without her consent? That means she is having sex right elsewise otherwise there would be NO NEED for it.Are you certain she is mentally able stable? F... moreSo Britney Spears has an IUD without her consent? That means she is having sex right elsewise otherwise there would be NO NEED for it.Are you certain she is mentally able stable? FREE BRITNEY? Why. Because she's cute and bouncy and jouncy and a something to lust after?Seriously.
I ride public transit on a daily basis. Some standing adult passengers do not hold onto a vertical or parallel bar to avoid falling when the vehicle is in motion. Inste... moreI ride public transit on a daily basis. Some standing adult passengers do not hold onto a vertical or parallel bar to avoid falling when the vehicle is in motion. Instead, these passengers spread their legs apart to balance themselves while the vehicle is in motion, grabbing a bar to avoid falling only if the vehicle is moving at high speed or suddenly stops. (My classmates and I as teenagers would do the same thing while riding on public transit vehicles---spreading our legs apart to balance ourselves while the public transit vehicle is in motion.) less
Saturday, July 3 at 8pm eastern in Sarasota, Florida.Many more thousands will show up there. IT'S ALIVE!This is the future and all of them lust after his represidenting. It's what ... moreSaturday, July 3 at 8pm eastern in Sarasota, Florida.Many more thousands will show up there. IT'S ALIVE!This is the future and all of them lust after his represidenting. It's what they wish for hope for pray for live for. Nothing else matters to them but him.How do you stamp out such a vicious infectious thing as hero worship? I think you don't. You just step aside and watch the damage the sacrilege the carnage. They are bent on destruction and nothing will stop them.We need a Deus ex Machina. We need a MIRACLE. We need. We bleed. less
OXYSharpAcuteKeenPointed AcidMORONA person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment having an IQ between 50-69. Feeble Minded.A person of borderline intelligence in a form... moreOXYSharpAcuteKeenPointed AcidMORONA person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment having an IQ between 50-69. Feeble Minded.A person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of MENTAL RETARDATIONBelieving the THE BIG LIE? Oxymoronic.Acutely stupid, low IQ, feeble minded.Sharply stupid, low IQ, feeble mindedKeenly stupid, low IQ, feeble mindedPointedly stupid, low IQ, feeble mindedAcidly stupid, low IQ, feeble mindedMorons of the OXY stripe? Believe all lies and disbelieve all truiths. 50-69 IQ. True. less
What if anything do you think is SHOCKING or did you give that up for Lent or whatever a long time ago?"Nothing human is foreign to me." Some someone said that long ago. True for you?
No one promised you a rose garden.No one promises "fair"Everyone who is anyone admires power no matter how it is gottenNo one who is anyone objects to itSomeone who is no one refus... moreNo one promised you a rose garden.No one promises "fair"Everyone who is anyone admires power no matter how it is gottenNo one who is anyone objects to itSomeone who is no one refuses to go alongAre you everyone anyone someone no one?
He believed that VIRTUE was better revealed IN ACTION rather than in THEORY. He is said to have carried a lantern during the day in search of "an honest man". He criticized the soc... moreHe believed that VIRTUE was better revealed IN ACTION rather than in THEORY. He is said to have carried a lantern during the day in search of "an honest man". He criticized the social values of the times and saw society as corrupt and confused.So we see the inevitability of homo sap always being LIARS CHEATS BETRAYERS.Nothing new. The Don of Guantanamo took it to the heights of perverted depravity but he is not new. He is typical of what it means to be a powerful homo sap.Crap.Good to know isn't it? Man was always contemptible corrupt conniving. The nature of the beast apparently. The opposite is an anomaly.So much for striving to be what we aren't. Never will be. HONORABLE HONEST TRUTHFUL Those that are? Mixed bag.Anyway it is Diogenes the Cynic whose views led to STOICISM.I wonder who today seeks those who tell the truth? Who today rejects LIARS?I thought homo saps had degenerated but I see they were always degenerates. Can't make a silk purses out of pig's ear. less
The perfect example.He cheats on his mate with you. He divorces her to marry you. He cheats on you too.Duh.Yet a bazillion fools keep thinking elsewise otherwise. Why aren't they wise to it?
How do you judge a pol? Is there a list of things they must be and things they mustn't be to get your vote?Where is HONESTY CHARACTER INTEGRITY on your list? NOWHERE TO BE FOUND? I... moreHow do you judge a pol? Is there a list of things they must be and things they mustn't be to get your vote?Where is HONESTY CHARACTER INTEGRITY on your list? NOWHERE TO BE FOUND? If so why so?
Keeping an oath you take no matter whatBeing honest trustworthy dependableFollowing the rulesNow all of that is mocked ridiculed because it gets in the way of getting what you want... moreKeeping an oath you take no matter whatBeing honest trustworthy dependableFollowing the rulesNow all of that is mocked ridiculed because it gets in the way of getting what you want so off with their heads!I miss that long ago. Some of you have no clue to what I refer. More's the pity.
Especially a tragedy that announced itself in advance that could have been avoided if the "powers that be" had only cared enough to do what was needed when it could have done some ... moreEspecially a tragedy that announced itself in advance that could have been avoided if the "powers that be" had only cared enough to do what was needed when it could have done some good?Folks get their shorts all tied up in knots over some lousy rat politicians. That takes up all time and space and caring. Nothing else matters. What fools these mortals be.
DATELINE: YOUR TOWN, TODAY’S DATEHis political opponents and anyone else he considers his enemies have been roused from their beds overnight and summarily thro... more
DATELINE: YOUR TOWN, TODAY’S DATEHis political opponents and anyone else he considers his enemies have been roused from their beds overnight and summarily thrown in prison. This amazing feat is a cunning use of semantics and showmanship, because no mayoral election was either scheduled or announced, no one saw it coming.
King Randolph the Great and Exalted One, as he has declared his official title to be, proclaims that he will lead rule with fairness yet firmness, and he will control any and all graft and corruption that have plagued society for all too long.
Mayonnaise, avocados, Vegemite and poor grammar are all immediately outlawed, with squads of secret police are dispatched to all points for enforcement activities. More new rules, regulations, laws and statutes are expected as soon as they occur to the new dictator beloved sage.The expression “Grrrrrrrrrr” is now copyrighted and royalties must be paid to the Randolph Regime for its use by non-palace personnel. A certa... less
My wife and I had dinner at a snazzy restaurant tonight, and along with the appetizers, the waitress served us a tray with various types of sauces and dips, one of them was ... more My wife and I had dinner at a snazzy restaurant tonight, and along with the appetizers, the waitress served us a tray with various types of sauces and dips, one of them was guacamole mixed with other ingredients. To be a good sport, I tried it, and I’m telling you, surprisingly, I didn’t hate it. In fact, it wasn’t half bad. Of course, the guacamole was buried in the conglomerate of whatever other foods it was halfheartedly disguised under.
After dinner, it occurred to me that this can’t just be happenstance, and it must have a deeper significance. What does it foretell, what does it portend? When I go to drift off to sleep tonight, will I be summoned along a vast tunnel with a brightly shining light beckoning me by the call of my name? Is this my last day in this world? Am I destined to slip the icy cold grip of this life and float on to the next one?
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An Asian Australian woman woke up after surgery with an IRISH accent. Had her tonsils removed April 19. Nine days later she woke up with an IRISH accent. Says her singing voice has... moreAn Asian Australian woman woke up after surgery with an IRISH accent. Had her tonsils removed April 19. Nine days later she woke up with an IRISH accent. Says her singing voice has improved and she can hit notes now she couldn't before.Will her Aussie accent ever come back as she wants? Perhaps it will. Or it won't.So what accent would you like to wake up having?
A man killed a gunman who had killed a policeman.He unfortunately picked up the gunman's rifle and was holding it when a cop arrived on the scene and shot him dead.SIGH.The cop tho... moreA man killed a gunman who had killed a policeman.He unfortunately picked up the gunman's rifle and was holding it when a cop arrived on the scene and shot him dead.SIGH.The cop thought he was the bad guy. Why did that man pick up that rifle? Couldn't he foresee the possible consequences from appearances? The cop had no way of knowing. He sees a rifle in someone's hand and someone dead. What would YOU think?I expect there's more out there somewhere as sad as this. Maybe sadder.
Apparently the George Floyd Statue in New York has been defaced. Clearly by someone who is not a fan.We live day by day surrounded by hate.Was it always thus or is getting much thu... moreApparently the George Floyd Statue in New York has been defaced. Clearly by someone who is not a fan.We live day by day surrounded by hate.Was it always thus or is getting much thuser? Cuz? Causes?
Don Guantanamo aides prepared INSURRECTION ACT ORDER in case Don Guantanamo tried to deploy active duty troops to D.C. He was talked out of the plan.What's next?
