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  • Do bad cooks who think they are funny only tell tasteless jokes?

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  • How many Coronavirus tests does Dumb Führer have stashed at the White House?

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  • Do you think Jesus made any jokes?

    "Manna?" Yo...I make fish outta that stuff.
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  • Randy D: “Thanks for inviting me to your place last night. Two questions for you, why did you serve me so much alcohol when you know I don’t

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  • Does Lady Gaga have to drop a song from her usual repertoire?

    You're not supposed to poke a face right now.
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  • Do you think it would be a good idea to ease up CDC restrictions so the coronavirus can get back to work ?

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  • In the Alternate Reality world of LOONEY TUNE Monday America goes back to work so the LOONEY will get re-elected. In the ELSEWHERE world?

    In ELSEWHERE world the rest of us pay attention to the health care professionals and our Governors and try to stay alive. We know our reality will get very much worse. We pay no at...  moreIn ELSEWHERE world the rest of us pay attention to the health care professionals and our Governors and try to stay alive. We know our reality will get very much worse. We pay no attention to the alternate reality world of LOONEY TUNE. Our two worlds are separated by space and time and intelligence that operates our world. Fairy tale bupkiss is the medium of exchange in the world of the LOONEY TUNE. Fairy tale bupkiss. They all speak it. Those who live in the alternate reality space time continuum are feather birds who cling together.  less
    Last post by RosieG - March 25, 2020
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  • "I'll be the oversight!" Hehehehehe! Crafty pig hogs the trough till he slakes his thrist and eats his fill. What's left YOU get! Cool?

    With control of a $500 million dollars slush fund GUESS WHO GETS first dibs on as much as he wants because he is the king and no one denies him anything...especially Y'all: Pig get...  moreWith control of a $500 million dollars slush fund GUESS WHO GETS first dibs on as much as he wants because he is the king and no one denies him anything...especially Y'all: Pig gets fatter and fatter and fatter. He is a lardtub but that's what happifies him. Anything to keep pig happy.Snappy zappy.  
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  • Does the LOONEY TUNE really think he can open up what governors shut down? Roll over Cuomo and Newsom? With WHAT ARMY?

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  • Japan postpones 2020 summer olympics for one year BECAUSE OF COVID 19. What does the American LOONEY TUNE want to do?

    The American LOONEY TUNE wants to put Americans BACK TO WORK IN SPITE OF IT.Which country is way smarter and which country is way dumber?
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  • What grocery store do you frequent the most? (Thanks, Jaimie.)

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  • Does it bother you when you want to do something, but can't figure out how and can't get any help?

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  • SCIENCE. KNOWLEDGE. EVIDENCE. DATA. INFORMATION. What Dr. Anthony Fauci is all about. What is LOONEY TUNE all about?

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  • BORING AS HE**! TYPICAL. Republicans want the sh**face fatcat obscenely wealthy to be first in line for bailout funds. DEMS don't. Do YOU?

    The fatcat blubberyboysandgirls are always first in line for the welfare handouts. Why? Because the  hander outer is also a fatcatblubberyboygirl. That's the way it is folks. ...  moreThe fatcat blubberyboysandgirls are always first in line for the welfare handouts. Why? Because the  hander outer is also a fatcatblubberyboygirl. That's the way it is folks. Them's thats got gits the most folks. You don't like it? You are NOT a Republican. Fatcat richbit**es and SOB's ALWAYS get the most first. How do we change that?Get rid of the fata** richSOB who decides who gets what. The LOONEY TUNE said he will put himself in charge to make sure things are fair for the doling out of the $500,000,000! You believe that I got a Brooklyn bridge to sell you on the cheap.It comes with a date with Elvis Presley who isn't dead OR any hotsy totsy dame ya want.  less
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  • Iceland says it has prepared for a pandemic for years! So COVID 19 is not causing any strain. They've been expecting it. SUPERSMART?

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  • The DJI is up 1400 pts plus right now. Why? What great good news caused that?

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  • When doing a video teleconference, do you only get dressed from the waist up?

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  • If you keep track of what your cat is doing to any extent -what have you learned about cat behavior?

    Your cat in particular. 
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  • Everlasting life for those who believe in GOD. Everlasting death for those who believe in the anti-Christ? If not death, HE**?

    The LOONEY TUNE wants to open up the country and get the economy rolling so buck up step up go to work!Everlasting death?Suicide?Anti-Christ is anti-life and LOONEY TUNE seems to v...  moreThe LOONEY TUNE wants to open up the country and get the economy rolling so buck up step up go to work!Everlasting death?Suicide?Anti-Christ is anti-life and LOONEY TUNE seems to value life not at all and his re-election is all and that is based on a healthy economy which will yield a bigly stock market numberLife or death? The LOONEY TUNE cares about only his survival and re-election.He/she who believeth in the LOONEY TUNE deserves the fate that awaits. Either on this plane of existence or the next.YOUR CHOICE.  less
    Last post by RosieG - March 24, 2020
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  • Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patick says he is "ALL IN" to get the economy rolling again. What does he mean by "all in"?

    He suggests that he and other seniors ARE WILLING TO DIE to get the economy rolling again.You too?
    Last post by RosieG - March 24, 2020
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  • Since liquor stores are owned by the Canadian gov, is this why they can afford gov healthcare?

    Imagine all the money US gov would take in if only gov sold alcohol. 
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  • Won't the self-described WAR TIME PRESIDENT be walking off the battlefield in the middle of the war if he focuses on the economy?

    Shouldn't he be focusing entirely on winning the war?
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  • Those who respect the LOONEY TUNE disrespect TRUTH. They are mutually exclusive so you cannot do both. Willing to die for it?

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  • Countless needles can pass through the eye of a camel. Is that what the LOONEY TUNE is counting on to get him into heaven?

    You say it's a camel passing through the eye of a needle? Not in the LOONEY TUNE alternate reality world. There everything is backwards upside down inside out topsy turvy. You didn...  moreYou say it's a camel passing through the eye of a needle? Not in the LOONEY TUNE alternate reality world. There everything is backwards upside down inside out topsy turvy. You didn't know? Do you live in a cave in the Marianas Trench?  
    Last post by RosieG - March 24, 2020
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  • The Dow dive on Monday was 582. Will it dive again today, Tuesday, or soar? WHAT FOR?

    What do you predict is the downest the DOW will go before it settles? Under 10,000?
    Last post by RosieG - March 24, 2020
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  • Some/many only ever do what their ILK tell them to do and never do what their unilk do. What if THEIR ILK IS WRONG?

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  • Loss of sense of smell and taste are symptoms of COVID 19. If you experience that ISOLATE yourself. OKAY?

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  • PIG HEAVEN! Allegedly a $500,000,000 SLUSH FUND will be totally controlled by the LOONEY TUNE. Guess who gets to it first?

    You betchure a**. The LOONEY TUNE in charge of that much money will take as much as he wants for himself before doling out anything to anyone. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY.I...  moreYou betchure a**. The LOONEY TUNE in charge of that much money will take as much as he wants for himself before doling out anything to anyone. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY.It's nice to be KING and even nicer to be a god isn't it LOONEY TUNE? Catbird seat. Life is just a bowl of cherries. Swing low sweet chariot comin' fer to carry me home. Keep the fruit toss the pits.Old man LOONEY TUNE is gonna do big things for himself. Who is going to stop him?  
    Last post by RosieG - March 24, 2020
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  • LOONEY TUNE is gonna start up his HATE rallies soon but no more outdoors. They will all be held inside huge CLOSED BUILDINGS. Ya gonna go?

    Last post by RosieG - March 24, 2020
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  • Is it true that the LOONEY TUNE told Republicans Monday night to VOTE AGAINST the proposed bailout bill? If so anyone know WHY?

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  • "More people will die from job loss than the virus". Per the LOONEY TUNE. How does he know?

    He knows everything. Trust him. He knows more than the generals more than the scientists more than the doctors. He does not believe any of those statistics. Just a Democratic try t...  moreHe knows everything. Trust him. He knows more than the generals more than the scientists more than the doctors. He does not believe any of those statistics. Just a Democratic try to hurt him. None of it is real. Only his zeal to get back to his hate rallies is real. So hold on to your a** your president is ready to FIGHT BACK and jacka** his way back to center stage coming to a neighborhood near you. .  
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  • You decide is your job worth more than your life? The LOONEY TUNE believes it is. So whatcha gonna do? Live or die working?

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  • TEN THOUSAND NEW CASES IN THE PAST 24 HOURS IN THE US. So which folks does LOONEY TUNE expect to go back to work?

    Last post by RosieG - March 24, 2020
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  • Per the World Health Organization it took 67 days for the first 100,000 COVID 19 cases, another 11 for the second 100,000 and so what?

    It took only 4 days for third 100,000.In other words it is spreading faster and faster and faster and faster and faster.The LOONEY TUNE says we cannot keep the country shut down so...  moreIt took only 4 days for third 100,000.In other words it is spreading faster and faster and faster and faster and faster.The LOONEY TUNE says we cannot keep the country shut down so on Monday he will decide whether or not to open up the country. Isn't he precociously atrocious?You ready to go back to work? DOING WHAT?  
    Last post by RosieG - March 24, 2020
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  • "The cure can't be worse than the disease". The disease KILLS. What is worse than THAT?

    The LOONEY TUNE lives and dies with slogans.make amurrica great againbuild the wallthe cure can't be worse than the diseaseSpecious stupid dumb idiocy prevails in the so-called bra...  moreThe LOONEY TUNE lives and dies with slogans.make amurrica great againbuild the wallthe cure can't be worse than the diseaseSpecious stupid dumb idiocy prevails in the so-called brain of an inane insane profane interlocutor. LOONEY TUNE by name. Sheesh.  
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  • Allegedly three weeks ago there were 124 COVID 19 cases in the USA. Today 50,000 and counting. How many in total will there be? Guesses?

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  • Fauci is apparently gone. The LOONEY TUNE nows runs the entire dog and pony show. WHO LUVS YA BABY? The LOONEY TUNE DO DO n't he?

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  • "I'm not interested in myself I"m interested in the American people". "I am a forward thinker". The LOONEY TUNE said that. D'ya believe him?

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  • Do YOU trust LOONEY TUNE more than you trust your own state's governor to do what is best for you? Why?

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  • Is LOONEY TUNE toothless or deadly? Can LOONEY TUNE order every state Governor to do his bidding? How much POWER does LOONEY TUNE have?

    He says according to the Constitution his power is unlimited.If so that means he is the chief decider orderer demander insister ultimatum makerer of the entire United States and as...  moreHe says according to the Constitution his power is unlimited.If so that means he is the chief decider orderer demander insister ultimatum makerer of the entire United States and as such can order everyone around all the time and whatever he says goes.Is that how it is? Or is he just showing us what a crackpot wackadoodle LOONEY TUNE looks like up close and personal?  
    Last post by RosieG - March 24, 2020
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  • I expect LOONEY TUNE will demand that folks on ventilators go back to their jobs on the production line. How will they fit?

    REDESIGN PRODUCTION LINES to accommodate for ventilators. Piece of cake! No brainer. Sure thing.What LOONEY TUNE wants his adoring worshippers will make dam* sure he gets.Let's get started.
    Last post by RosieG - March 24, 2020
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  • Say LOONEY TUNE gets his way and businesses open and you all go back to work. Do we need other countries to open up too?

    Do we have everything we need to do everything we need to get rolling?How much of what we do is contingent upon what other countries do to supply us with what we do not produce our...  moreDo we have everything we need to do everything we need to get rolling?How much of what we do is contingent upon what other countries do to supply us with what we do not produce ourselves?Is the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA really capable of being an ISOLATIONIST nation successfully?Are we completely autonomous and need no one else? ARE WE AN ISLAND UNTO OURSELVES?As we get reactivated on the orders of a LOONEY TUNE and people keep dying do we continue on pretending we don't notice the dead bodies piling up around us?This is an interesting test to see exactly how powerful the LOONEY TUNE is, right? Can he singlehandedly ignore COVID 19 and get his adoring worshippers to follow suit and ignore it too? Stay tuned. HE IS COMING FOR YOU!  less
    Last post by RosieG - March 24, 2020
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  • BATTLES OF THE AGES. GOD and the devil. GOOD versus evil. SCIENTISTS versus donaldjohntrump. Whom do you bet on and why?

    The LOONEY TUNE wants to relax restrictions to the point of having you go back to work.
    Last post by RosieG - March 24, 2020
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  • So is LOONEY TUNE going to forbid social distancing after next Monday? Is LOONEY TUNE going to demand companies get up and going again?

    The LOONEY TUNE sees his chances of being re-elected going down the tubes and that is his ONLY CONCERN.So he will decree (penalty is death) that all businesses call back all employ...  moreThe LOONEY TUNE sees his chances of being re-elected going down the tubes and that is his ONLY CONCERN.So he will decree (penalty is death) that all businesses call back all employees and get started up again.Just like that. OR ELSE.LOONEY TUNE insists upon it. Will he get what he wants this time? Will YOU stop social distancing and resume your life? That is what he wants from you. Will you give it to him?  
    Last post by RosieG - March 24, 2020
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  • "We can't let the cure be worse than the disease." Per HOAX. He wants to open up the country again and VERY SOON. Is he a loony tune?

    Are you pro or con what HOAX is going to do?
    Last post by RosieG - March 24, 2020
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  • BOJO! Boris Johnson is called that I hear. He is also referred to as "the trump of the U.K." Now is that a COMPLIMENT or a BIG DIG?

    Last post by RosieG - March 26, 2020
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  • Pretty soon, maybe today, Dr. Anthony Fauci will have disappeared and you will get all COVID 19 info from the HOAX! Just what you want?

    The HOAX will reign supreme at the mike and allow only those toady sycophants like mickeymouse pounce to speak because mickeymousepounce always begins with his adoration of the gre...  moreThe HOAX will reign supreme at the mike and allow only those toady sycophants like mickeymouse pounce to speak because mickeymousepounce always begins with his adoration of the great wondrousness of the HOAX as will anyone who is allowed to speak in the presence of the GREAT ONE. The HOAX needs these "updates" because he is going stir crazy without his HATE RALLIES. LItereally. He is going stir crazy and so he NEEDS these "updates" to be on mike on camera on stage. Take that away from HOAX and well folks he dies.Enjoy his performances. Take everything he says to heart literally. He is the greatest the bestest the smartest the intelligentest the caringest lovingest niftiest human that ever lived and you are so lucky to be in his presence.Follow every word and do everything you are told. He knows what's best for you. He has your back and your front and your top and your bottom.  less
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  • 20,000 case of COVID 19 in New York and counting. New Mexico joins the states telling residents to STAY HOME. Are YOU?

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