Who hasn't? I'd been working for a company for a couple months with one other guy who was my boss, we finished a job early one day so he said go to his place sit around have coffee... moreWho hasn't? I'd been working for a company for a couple months with one other guy who was my boss, we finished a job early one day so he said go to his place sit around have coffee before reporting back to the office. He showed me in his tool shed -thousands dollars worth of nice tools. Next day I came to work his tool she'd been broken into tools all gone.I heard couple guys talking "might not have been HIM but he might have told somebody'. I worked that day but was told the company did not need my help anymore. What can ya do? less
Sometimes I do, sometimes, I don't. My husband just got me a new curling iron for Hot Tools. I burned myself with the stupid thing. But, it curls my long hair perfectly. My last on... moreSometimes I do, sometimes, I don't. My husband just got me a new curling iron for Hot Tools. I burned myself with the stupid thing. But, it curls my long hair perfectly. My last one was messing up and the cord was unruly. It's sweet to me that he saw a need and fixed it.
I got a box of chocolates as a gift and they look like they've been festering in some catacomb for several centuries. I tried one thinking maybe they don't taste as bad as they loo... moreI got a box of chocolates as a gift and they look like they've been festering in some catacomb for several centuries. I tried one thinking maybe they don't taste as bad as they look. Now I feel sick and it left a gross after taste. There is no expiration date either. I always have this problem with chocolates, that's why I never buy them as gifts and I don't want to tell her that it looks like she robbed them from a tomb. Should I just suck it up and eat the moldy mummy chocolates or throw them out or what? I'll feel guilty if I just chuck 'em. less
He's certainly stolen Christmas from hundreds of thousands of civil service employees.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his ... more He's certainly stolen Christmas from hundreds of thousands of civil service employees.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.But I think that the most likely reason of allMay have been that his heart was two sizes too small.Theodor Geissel (Dr Suess), How The Grinch Stole Christmas
Or a partial shutdown.. You pray for peace but chaos, corruption and war still haplens; you pray for health and healing but sickness and death still happens; you pray f... moreOr a partial shutdown.. You pray for peace but chaos, corruption and war still haplens; you pray for health and healing but sickness and death still happens; you pray for wealth but unemployment happens.But at least when you pray for atheists you always get atheists.
A sweeper at the office stole some money and was dismissed for it. A fortnight later she turned up at my home weeping and asking for help; and, knowing her life circumstances, I co... moreA sweeper at the office stole some money and was dismissed for it. A fortnight later she turned up at my home weeping and asking for help; and, knowing her life circumstances, I couldn't refuse. This happened about six months ago, and I help her out a little every month. No one at my office knows about it.She's truly repentant, and I've tried twice to get her reinstated, but to no avail. They're adamant not to have her back. Especially now that they've hired another woman in her place.
That dare is to wear an outfit made entirely out of unused plastic garbage bag as clothing for Christmas dinner, do you accept this dare or not? Also as I write this I'm alre... moreThat dare is to wear an outfit made entirely out of unused plastic garbage bag as clothing for Christmas dinner, do you accept this dare or not? Also as I write this I'm already wearing one.Thanks
That's what happened to EP. The pre-adolescents came and the grown-ups left. I was one of the last grown-ups and some of them said I was a dirty old man trying to... moreThat's what happened to EP. The pre-adolescents came and the grown-ups left. I was one of the last grown-ups and some of them said I was a dirty old man trying to hook up. The truth is I didn't pay attention to people's ages and I still don't. Anyway, what will you do?
dy D-dee DUM. Is to sung to the tune that suspenseful moment in detective movies when they get some corroborating evidence against someone. I really goes like this: BUM... moredy D-dee DUM. Is to sung to the tune that suspenseful moment in detective movies when they get some corroborating evidence against someone. I really goes like this: BUM Bah DUMP Bump. DUmb Pah-dump bump BLAAAAAAHHHH! You know what I mean, right? Then the actors spend two full minutes sharing thoughtful stares at each other while blaring trumpets sustain the last note. Fade to black. Time to buy Elllllllllectric Shaaavvveee!
