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  • If there is a god, he's a f.a. Correct?
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  • Are you one of those who cheered when ABC took Jimmy Kimmel off the air? Well, boo hoo for you. He'll be back.
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  • Did Charlie Kirk just roll over in his grave?
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  • Should law enforcement be irradiated?
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  • Is Israel making pure Plebian gains notwithstanding Manichean drone desecration of St. Judeas?
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  • Should someone who lies on a public station, be fired?
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  • Well the toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon the plumber he said never flush a tampoon this great information cost me half a weeks pay and
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  • What outfit could you put together from clothes you own to get the most laughs?

    Last post by Kittigate - January 17, 2019
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  • Next time around I'd like a leader who has a sense of humor. A leader who SMILES rather than one who smirks. Would you too?

    A leader who is interested in other things besides himself and what affects him. A leader who is articulate. A leader who is thoughtful.   A leader who is self-reflecting...  moreA leader who is interested in other things besides himself and what affects him. A leader who is articulate. A leader who is thoughtful.   A leader who is self-reflecting and self-effacing.  A leader who is  a VORACIOUS READER because he/she wants to learn. A leader who listens to others to get their views but in the final analysis decides based on what he/she believes is in the best interests of the people and the country. NOT HIMSELF! How do you learn? You read. You listen to other people. Next time around perhaps we will get one like that. One can only hope and vote wisely.  less
    Last post by RosieG - January 11, 2019
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  • Assad used CHEMICALS against his own people in Syria. Students in Tianemen Square were murdered by soldiers. Ultimatum boy's attack?

    Instead of murdering his own people yet he destroys them financially. Starting off with the 800,000 furloughed workers. Not a drop of blood spilled so far but destroying them he is...  moreInstead of murdering his own people yet he destroys them financially. Starting off with the 800,000 furloughed workers. Not a drop of blood spilled so far but destroying them he is. Why? Well he said most government workers are Democrats. They did note vote for him. They are expendable. Of course we don't really know the political beliefs of the 800,000 but what does it matter? Good job hissy fit tantrum boy. Keep it up. Makes you so strong and powerful. Just like the Wizard of Oz! SIGH.  
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  • has anyone ever told you that you look like a praying mantis

    Last post by Benedict Arnold - January 12, 2019
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  • which pokémon is your fav

    bulbasaur is the best starter of any gen fight me 
    Last post by Benedict Arnold - January 12, 2019
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  • do you like materials

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  • Are you exclusively reclusive?

    Last post by Nice Jugs - January 11, 2019
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  • What's your favorite funomenon?

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  • Where does the odor of B.S. come from?

    Last post by Swoop62 - January 12, 2019
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  • wouldn't it be more worthwhile to build a wall at the northern border to keep out the SNOW MEXICANS

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  • can trump sell alaska and hawaii to pay for the wall

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  • should i eat this choccy chip cookie i got from work or save it for tomorrow

    Last post by Benedict Arnold - January 12, 2019
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  • do you look like an alien

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  • If your phone had an app that could perform minor supernatural tasks -what would you like it to do?

    Eg: there is a knock at your door so  you instruct your app to open the door. "Oh hi Charlie,  nice to see you -c'mon in""Hi! Just thought I would drop by to see you. How...  moreEg: there is a knock at your door so  you instruct your app to open the door. "Oh hi Charlie,  nice to see you -c'mon in""Hi! Just thought I would drop by to see you. How did that door open by itself? "  
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  • Have you ever known a completely "normal" person?

    .^.^
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  • Have you ever been electrocuted by the space heater in your igloo?

    ^.^.
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  • Post a song that reminds you of another Amug member, please? This isn’t really a question... it’s more of an order.

    But don’t say who it is cos I want to guess... cos I’m An excellent guesser... also I’m an excellent driver. Also, other people have to guess when I can’t g...  moreBut don’t say who it is cos I want to guess... cos I’m An excellent guesser... also I’m an excellent driver. Also, other people have to guess when I can’t guess. Cos I said so.   
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  • do you remember the good old days of answermug

    like when we used to do group skype calls 
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  • Please list 3 reasons why woman are better than men?

    also,  if you take me seriously,  I don’t want your  we’re all equal crap:) thanks<——-*disclaimer*
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  • Would you have laughed like I did?

    I was playing piano for a group of young children preparing for an Epiphany program (the arrival of Wise Men to visit the Baby Jesus).The teacher mentioned the three gifts the Wise...  moreI was playing piano for a group of young children preparing for an Epiphany program (the arrival of Wise Men to visit the Baby Jesus).The teacher mentioned the three gifts the Wise Men brought.And one of the young children piped out loudly, "Yes! They brought gold, Frankenstein and myrrh!"  
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  • Which one of the following 2 activities has it been longer since you’ve participated in?

    A) bowling B) go to the Drive-in 
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  • do you know this haagen dazs ice cream ?

    Im crazy about it.... their usual cost is like 6,60$ but our local supermarket always has it for 5$ the can.its my favorite ice cream, but it doesnt last long with me, around 1-2 d...  moreIm crazy about it.... their usual cost is like 6,60$ but our local supermarket always has it for 5$ the can.its my favorite ice cream, but it doesnt last long with me, around 1-2 days and its already gone :P  
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  • What is something that you thought was very fancy ( posh) when you were younger but now you realize... yeah not so much.

    For me was eating at Red Lobster or anywhere that set cheese on fire....OPA! 
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  • Why do drivers pace other cars on highways?

    For example, when you're on a freeway or highway and there are multiple lanes where traffic could flow freely, drivers tend to adapt their speed to the others around them, resultin...  moreFor example, when you're on a freeway or highway and there are multiple lanes where traffic could flow freely, drivers tend to adapt their speed to the others around them, resulting in clumps of cars that shouldn't necessarily be clumped up. (Different from jams caused by traffic lights, accidents, and so forth.)I was discussing this with someone a while back and they said they thought it was passive-aggressive; an attempt to prevent others from passing them. I think it's probably more caused by our unconscious motivation to fit into the surroundings/ adapt to those around us- an inborn social trait. I can't find any actual scientific research on this though.  less
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  • Is this a sour puss or what?

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  • What's your point?

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  • Would you ever be willing to implant your phone in your body?

    Choose One or Give Your Own Answer:*Yes! The closer I can be to my phone, the better*Yes – it’s inevitable, so I might as well*Depends on the cost*Depends on how many o...  moreChoose One or Give Your Own Answer:*Yes! The closer I can be to my phone, the better*Yes – it’s inevitable, so I might as well*Depends on the cost*Depends on how many other people are doing it*Depends on the physical risks*No way
    Inspired by: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/73058/what-s-one-thing-kids-today-will-never-experience-that-you-think#siteforum_post_581277   
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  • How would you feel about being told you needed to lock your phone in a special bag prior to an event (concert, speech, presentation, etc.)?

    There's apparently a special bag for cell phones that some performers and teachers are leveraging in order to prevent phone use/ unauthorized photos during events. Attendees have t...  moreThere's apparently a special bag for cell phones that some performers and teachers are leveraging in order to prevent phone use/ unauthorized photos during events. Attendees have to place their phones in them and lock them prior to going in and can only unlock them in the lobby or outside the venue. If you attended something where you were asked to lock your phone up, how would you react?Inspired by: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/73058/what-s-one-thing-kids-today-will-never-experience-that-you-think#siteforum_post_581277   less
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  • McConnell BLOCKS DEM MOVE TO REOPEN GUBMENT. GUESS WHAT HE SEZ?

    "Political stunts are not going to get us anywhere"So who is the political stunt player here? The ones who WANT TO REOPEN GUBMENT Or turkey neck who doesn't? Oh boy.
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  • First real snow of the season, Are you having any?

    4 inches in my area, more coming on the weekend!
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  • When all you know is how to lie and it no longer works for you what do you do? Give up or tell the truth?

    Everything ultimatum boy and his toady sycophants have tried so far border-wise is based on LIES that are immediately refuted so they go to another lie which is refuted so they rel...  moreEverything ultimatum boy and his toady sycophants have tried so far border-wise is based on LIES that are immediately refuted so they go to another lie which is refuted so they rely on another lie and another lie and another lie. None of which the people buy. And then? What happens next when the liars hold no sway because the people know better?  
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  • How many of YOU in TRUMP'S base would love for him to control YOUR paycheck? Not a comfortable shoe to wear then is it?

    How loyal ARE you when it is YOUR pocketbook that is affected?  
     
    TOTAL HYPOCRITES.  I suppose you don't have any kids of yours in cages either?TOTAL HYPOCRITES.
     
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  • How do you respond to someone who talks very loudly even if they are near you?

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  • We can Babysit for Trump or we can tutor or have garage sales to sell our STUFF to support Trump and his wall. WHAT A PSYCHO?

     
    It has not been easy for him.   He SAID this.  My dad gave me a small loan of a million dollars.  That is a lie.  He received millions upon millions of d...  more
     
    It has not been easy for him.   He SAID this.  My dad gave me a small loan of a million dollars.  That is a lie.  He received millions upon millions of dollars and WHO SAYS ONE MILLION DOLLARS IS A SMALL LOAN?Who ever even HAD a million dollars from their parents.  This liar got millions upon millions not just one million.  And we are supposed to support this idiot?  WE ARE THE IDIOTS.  
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  • Can you list some words that start with 'S' and imply some kind of motion? Please give only a few so others can play too.

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  • If gubment is kept shutdown for months what will the end of times be like? I doubt we can last for years. No gubment no president?

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  • If this gag works for ultimatum boy he will keep using it. I hope every federal employee gets another job. Wouldn't YOU?

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  • How would you parents like to pawn your belongings to buy food and meds for your kids because ultimatum boy refuses to pay you?

    The wall is a total farce.  An ego thing. A fantasy. A slogan. A sales pitch. Snake oil. All of which adds up to what the ultimatum boy is willing to do to sate his egomaniaca...  moreThe wall is a total farce.  An ego thing. A fantasy. A slogan. A sales pitch. Snake oil. All of which adds up to what the ultimatum boy is willing to do to sate his egomaniacal delusion that he gets what he wants OR ELSE. Well should he?  
    Last post by RosieG - January 11, 2019
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  • Where are all the ultimatum boy defenders? Have they nothing to say in his defense? Why are they all MIA?

    Well the 14,000 kids locked up in kennels and cages separated from their parents didn't do it.Will the gubment shutdown to sate the irate current hissy fit the ultimatum boy is thr...  moreWell the 14,000 kids locked up in kennels and cages separated from their parents didn't do it.Will the gubment shutdown to sate the irate current hissy fit the ultimatum boy is throwing gonna do it? Food drives are currently going on for those who can't afford food. Coming to your neighborhood soon.  Do you know anyone among the 800,000? Are you one of them? Do you still have a sound defense in his defense defending what he continues to do ?  For how long will that be true for you? Never wouldda thunk it but here we are. No light at the end of the tunnel. The hissy fit ultimatum boy will be forced to declare a National Emergency. Still won't Congress HAVE to release the funds for what they know is no emergency at all? Geez the mystery will unfold at some point. What kind of DENOUEMENT do you foresee ?  less
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  • Asylum seekers at the border are his 1ST CRISIS VICTIMS. 800,000 furloughed Americans are his 2nd CRISIS VICTIMS. Who will be NEXT?

    Who will be the THIRD group of CRISIS VICTIMS on the ultimatum boy hit list? You? Yours? What do you do then? What will it take for you to adandon him and start to fight for what i...  moreWho will be the THIRD group of CRISIS VICTIMS on the ultimatum boy hit list? You? Yours? What do you do then? What will it take for you to adandon him and start to fight for what is right for we the people?  
    Last post by RosieG - January 11, 2019
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  • Currently in CRISIS MODE are ALL THE FURLOUGHED! Are you listening ultimatum man? Do you care that YOU ARE THE ONE who created it?

    Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - January 10, 2019
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  • Hey, did you notice that Trump's Base is not on the Mug lately? Wonder why? COULD IT BE THAT HE STOLE THEIR MONEY?

    COULD IT BE THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THEY DON'T LIKE THEIR MONEY STOLEN FROM THEIR POCKETBOOKS AND THEY DO NOT AGREE WITH TRUMP? COULD THEY HAVE FINALLY WOKEN UP WHEN IT MEANS THEY ...  moreCOULD IT BE THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THEY DON'T LIKE THEIR MONEY STOLEN FROM THEIR POCKETBOOKS AND THEY DO NOT AGREE WITH TRUMP? COULD THEY HAVE FINALLY WOKEN UP WHEN IT MEANS THEY HAVE TO PAY?  COULD THEY REALIZE THAT WHEN THE GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN, IT COSTS EVERYONE BIG TIME?  I MEAN THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH LOVE YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE WHO IS TOTALLY IGNORANT OF YOUR WANTS AND NEEDS AND THAT SOMEONE IS ONLY INTERESTED IN NOT LOOKING FOOLISH.WHAT A JOKE.   HE LOOKED FOOLISH SINCE THE DAY HE BANKRUPTED HIS FIRST CASINO.  NOW DADDY IS DEAD AND NO ONE CAN BAIL OUT THE MONKEY BOY.HIS FOOLISH BASE IS GONNA PAY FOR ALL THEIR IGNORANT BRAGGING AND TRUMP WILL LET THEM PAY AND PAY AND PAY.  less
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  • 5000 IRS workers in Ogden, Utah. 75% of them are furloughed. Comments?

    Last post by RosieG - January 11, 2019
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  • Why are there multiple ways to protect a prez from being punished for his own evil deeds? Who protects we the people from his evil?

    EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGEPARDONDECLARE A NATIONAL EMERGENCYSHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENTFIRE THOSE WHO DISAGREE WITH HIMHIRE MINI HIMS WHO ECHO HIMLIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES...  moreEXECUTIVE PRIVILEGEPARDONDECLARE A NATIONAL EMERGENCYSHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENTFIRE THOSE WHO DISAGREE WITH HIMHIRE MINI HIMS WHO ECHO HIMLIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES without accountability for what they cause  
    Last post by RosieG - January 11, 2019
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  • Is there a limit to the number of lawyers one can hire to defend oneself?

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  • Air traffic controllers are not getting paid and are working 20-hour days. Be afraid. Don't fly. Stay safe. Whose side is GOD on?

    D'ya think GOD backs the ultimatum boy and doesn't mind the agony others are going through because of his obdurate obstinate infant baby toddler hissy fit tantrum? They are having ...  moreD'ya think GOD backs the ultimatum boy and doesn't mind the agony others are going through because of his obdurate obstinate infant baby toddler hissy fit tantrum? They are having FOOD DRIVES in some cities to feed those who are without the funds to buy food. Still ultimatum boy stands his ground for a border steel fence that you can cut through with a hand saw. Sez  it is a NATIONAL EMERGENCY and a HUMAN CRISIS to get funding for this border fence you can cut right through very easily probably with cuticle scissors for which NO LAND has been appropriated free and clear yet. Right. The immediacy of the crisis staggers the heart and the soul. The greatness of the NATIONAL EMERGENCY focused on a steel slat barricade that can be sliced and diced is what it is. The ultimatum boy says the photos of those sliced and diced steel slat "walls" were the old pictures. HE LIES. They are pictures of the PROTOTYPES being considered by the ultimatum boy. He can't tell the truth to save his soul. Right. I forgot. He doesn'...    less
    Last post by RosieG - January 11, 2019
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  • We finally get to see for ourselves who is really low IQ. The ultimatum boy and his lawyer CABAL or his worse nightmare..the DEMS. Ready?

    Last post by RosieG - January 11, 2019
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  • THIS IS WAY UNFAIR! This guy screws us royally and does wrong by us and evil bad and we get to pay the legal fees for his lawyers?

    I know. No one promised us a rose garden. No one said life is fair. BUT really isn't that bigly chutzpah?We get screwed twice.  Once when he does his bad stuff and another whe...  moreI know. No one promised us a rose garden. No one said life is fair. BUT really isn't that bigly chutzpah?We get screwed twice.  Once when he does his bad stuff and another when we pay for his lawyers to get him out of being punished for doing the bad stuff. I dunno about you but that does not a happy camper make me.  
    Last post by RosieG - January 11, 2019
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  • I know that we the people will get stuck with a massively humongous legal bill to pay the zillion lawyers hired to protect him. How much?

    Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - January 10, 2019
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  • So how much is THIS flagrant EXTRAVAGANCE gonna cost us? The White House HIRED SEVENTEEN LAWYERS to lawyer for guess hoo?

    I read that including all of them he will have working for him about  FORTY (40) FORTY lawyers trying to keep his a** outta jail. How much do they charge per hour? How many BI...  moreI read that including all of them he will have working for him about  FORTY (40) FORTY lawyers trying to keep his a** outta jail. How much do they charge per hour? How many BILLIONS will defending him cost us? As much as his wackadoodle border wall?  
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