Didja hear the don juan handpicked "holy" men speak at the GRAND OPENING of the American Embassy in Jerusalem? Messages of love and acceptance of everyone. How proud GOD must be of... moreDidja hear the don juan handpicked "holy" men speak at the GRAND OPENING of the American Embassy in Jerusalem? Messages of love and acceptance of everyone. How proud GOD must be of such spokespersons. "Holy" men like them deserve a special place in (FITB) :(
Of course whom the Dems pick will matter some. If they pick a real competitor it could be an interesting election. Will it be bloodless? Are you kidding? It will be another knock d... moreOf course whom the Dems pick will matter some. If they pick a real competitor it could be an interesting election. Will it be bloodless? Are you kidding? It will be another knock down drag out fight to the finish. It will be cleaner because don juan won't be innit. That's about the best we can predict about it. May the best (wo)man win! :)
In California we had the Helms' Bakery. Small trucks would drive through neighborhoods selling breads and pastries. Favorite treats for us were chocolate eclairs and cream puffs. T... moreIn California we had the Helms' Bakery. Small trucks would drive through neighborhoods selling breads and pastries. Favorite treats for us were chocolate eclairs and cream puffs. Then there was the milkman who delivered milk and cream and eggs per your standing order. Are there any "delivered to your door" businesses still in existence or are they all extinct?
Illegal betting on sports in the US is a $150 BILLION dollar a year thingy. That's how much gamble on pro and am sports. Great ain't it? No using bookies. No breaking any law. The&... moreIllegal betting on sports in the US is a $150 BILLION dollar a year thingy. That's how much gamble on pro and am sports. Great ain't it? No using bookies. No breaking any law. The SUPREMES said it is unconstitutional so I guess that's that. How many of you out there can now come in from the cold and place your bets openly and without fear? Will that make sports any dirtier than they already are?
The FINAL piece of the puzzle...the final negotiation was to be having Jerusalem become the capitol of Israel. It was a very delicate matter and the negotiators all knew how sensit... moreThe FINAL piece of the puzzle...the final negotiation was to be having Jerusalem become the capitol of Israel. It was a very delicate matter and the negotiators all knew how sensitive it would be and if not handled properly how dangerously destructive and deadly it would be. They were right. What happened on Monday in the riots and deaths and injuries will continue to happen for who knows how long? And that is because the don juan was so anxious to get credit for something he just did it. The White House sez Israel is not to blame for the deaths and injuries of the Palestinians. That takes care of everything doesn't it? The Palestinian's protests which everyone knew would happen cannot be in any way laid at the feet of the Netanyahu armies. In other words the Palestinians "asked for it" and made the Israeli forces kill, maim and injure them. The doers are blameless. The doees caused it all. Now doesn't everyone feel ever so much better about it? I mean what can you do when people go out of their way to cause tro... less
1.MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT.YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN.WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINI... more1.MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT.YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN.WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.1. WHEN WE WATCH TV IT’S NO TALK ZONE. IT’S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES.LET IT BE.1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT.AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY.1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!JUST SAY IT!1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. KEEP IT SHORT1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO.SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 3 MONTHS EVERY NIGHT IS A PROBLEM. SEE A DOCTOR. FAST.1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS WE MADE BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 2 DAYS.1. IF YOU WON’T DRESS LIKE T... less
Lasr night, I was in a car accident involving a young black bear that and appeared suddenly out of the median on the Interstate and I had no time at all to react. Fortunately the o... moreLasr night, I was in a car accident involving a young black bear that and appeared suddenly out of the median on the Interstate and I had no time at all to react. Fortunately the only injury I sustaliner was a bruised left thumb (from my air bag’s deployment), but the poor bear was killed instantly. Has anyone else ever been in a situation anywhere remotely similar to mine?
Recently? don juan was gonna take on the high cost of prescription drugs but backed down. He was gonna take on China in Trade Wars but when China balked and wanted ZTE back in busi... moreRecently? don juan was gonna take on the high cost of prescription drugs but backed down. He was gonna take on China in Trade Wars but when China balked and wanted ZTE back in business he backed down and is gonna help brings thousands of jobs to China. Your guy. Why?
GOD did say THOU SHALT NOT KILL yet here you so-called Christians are supporting ISRAEL in its quest to murder Palestinians. Good job y'all! Just ignore God when His words inconven... moreGOD did say THOU SHALT NOT KILL yet here you so-called Christians are supporting ISRAEL in its quest to murder Palestinians. Good job y'all! Just ignore God when His words inconvenience you but go to church on Sunday and keep on believing how righteous y'all are! Yeah. Right. How righteous! :(
Randy Rainbow’s ‘Desperate Cheeto’ Crunches Donald Trump
“You’re upsetting everyone you meet-o,” Rainbow sings in this clever “Despacito&r... moreRandy Rainbow’s ‘Desperate Cheeto’ Crunches Donald Trump
“You’re upsetting everyone you meet-o,” Rainbow sings in this clever “Despacito” rework.
By Ron Dicker
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If there’s anything positive about President Donald Trump’s mistakes, perhaps it’s that Randy Rainbow will get to sing about them.
Rainbow posted his latest Trump song parody on Wednesday, combining the smash hit “Despacito” with an unnaturally orange crunchy snack.
Ladies and gentlemen, we give you “Desperate Cheeto.”
Rainbow sings, “Desperate cheeto, getting worse with every single stupid tweet-o / Don’t know why your hands are so petite-o / You’re upsetting everyone you meet-o.”
Bebe Rebozo, a self-made Florida millionaire who met Richard M. Nixon in 1950 and became his longtime friend, died on Friday night at Baptist Hospital in Miami. He was 85 years old... moreBebe Rebozo, a self-made Florida millionaire who met Richard M. Nixon in 1950 and became his longtime friend, died on Friday night at Baptist Hospital in Miami. He was 85 years old, born two months before Nixon, the man who became the 37th President of the United States.
The Rebozo-Nixon relationship flourished on a shared history of hard-scrabble beginnings in the Depression -- one man's in Florida, the other's in California -- and innate reserve. Over more than four decades, through Nixon's triumphs and disasters -- Mr. Rebozo remained the quiet, loyal friend, never questioning and never judging Nixon's actions.
In 1960, Mr. Rebozo was the only outsider in Nixon's suite at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles where Nixon learned he had lost the Presidential election to John F. Kennedy.
Mr. Rebozo later paid a price for his friendship: years of intrusive examinations of his private and professional life by Senate and Federal investigators of the Watergate affair that led to Nixon's resignation in disgrace, a mic... less
It is BEYOND ridiculous that a sleazy bum like a don juan decides that Jerusalem is the heart of Israel and moves America's Embassy there. What is even MORE ABSURD is that some fol... moreIt is BEYOND ridiculous that a sleazy bum like a don juan decides that Jerusalem is the heart of Israel and moves America's Embassy there. What is even MORE ABSURD is that some folks are saying what a swell fella he is for doing that! Who does that? Who has interfered like that in a foreign country and DECIDED where its seat of government should be? Yet some think it is enormously divinely fine and sublime and a very good thing. I don't get it. The world is going to he** in a hand basket and don juan is the one carrying it. Geez what a revoltin' development! What a disguting excuse for a human being. What noive! Geez! :( less