Think of a recipe, a dish, or a meal. Then write a funny, weird or silly way you imagine it might have first been thought of by its originators. Example: sauerkra... moreThink of a recipe, a dish, or a meal. Then write a funny, weird or silly way you imagine it might have first been thought of by its originators. Example: sauerkraut
In ancient times, a group of eight Chinese merchants demonstrating Ginzu axes at a crowded marketplace were chopping a stack of logs to pieces in a furious display of flexibility and speed. A young boy who was carrying an armload of a dozen cabbages stumbled into the middle of the merchants and tripped over a tent peg, causing the cabbages to fall into the wake of the lightning-fast blades. The merchants were so absorbed in their work that in seconds, the cabbages were sliced to razor-thin shreds.At that exact moment, a spice merchant had a heart attack, clutched his chest, and dropped a bag of salt into the mix. A fire-breather thought the whole thing was so funny that she began guffawing, and didn't notice that her fire got out of control and alit the tent. A quick-thinking stableboy grabbed what he thought was a large... less
Here's mine, an answer to a self-entitled friend (and a bit of a spoiled brat):
I remembered you saying that college is hard for everyone, I am providing you with research results ... moreHere's mine, an answer to a self-entitled friend (and a bit of a spoiled brat):
I remembered you saying that college is hard for everyone, I am providing you with research results on the subject which I’m sure will convince you that it is much harder for some than others. Those who went to private, extremely expensive universities and likely are not aware of what a struggle this is for the disadvantaged. It is not at all a “level playing field” as much as some like to think it is. The field is very steeply pitched in favor of children of the well-to-do or otherwise advantaged. Growing up in a healthy home environment adds to the advantage as you will also see.
According to the National Center for Education Statistics and the National Postsecondary Student Aid Study (2012), at risk (below the poverty line), non-traditional students (older students or students with no adult benefactors), have a 13% chance of graduating from college within six years of beginning classes.&nb... less
Hi there! This is the don the juan no collusion trump. Didja know I'm the no collusion prez? I only speak for my no collusion self and no one else. Did I mention my no collusion ac... moreHi there! This is the don the juan no collusion trump. Didja know I'm the no collusion prez? I only speak for my no collusion self and no one else. Did I mention my no collusion accomplishments? They are no collusion the biggest and no collusion the best best and I expect a no collusion Nobel Peace Prize for which I will build a special no collusion hotel right in the middle of the no collusion Mar A Lago golf course. Meanwhile my no collusion life is moving forward splendidly. My no collusion White House operates perfectly. My no collusion kds are great and my no collusion wife is recuperating nicely. I look forward to my no collusion trips and my no collusion rallies and my no collusion golf and my no collusion bringing peace to the no collusion middle east In my no collusion spare time when I'm not watching Fox&Friends I have invented a no collusion cure-all and a no collusion fountain of youth. They will both be for sale at all my no collusion properties and there is no limit to how much of my no collusion p... less
Constipation of the brain is a condition of some people. Could they find a cure? Sure. Get rid of the robotic acceptance of lies and free the mind to think and work efficient... moreConstipation of the brain is a condition of some people. Could they find a cure? Sure. Get rid of the robotic acceptance of lies and free the mind to think and work efficientlyeffectivelyhealthfully. Will they? I dunno. If the bowels get too clogged it requires an operation. Brain surgery for clogged brains? Doubtful.
Unless you are senile/have Alzheimer's or another mentally debilitating DISEASE that affects the memory saying "I don't know or I can't remember" is anything but forthright and hon... moreUnless you are senile/have Alzheimer's or another mentally debilitating DISEASE that affects the memory saying "I don't know or I can't remember" is anything but forthright and honest. If your dad had a blocked phone number wouldn't you know? Donjohnjr is a worthless testifier OR his memory is gone and he doesn't know what the he** he is saying. Typical.
FISAForeign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978A FISA Court oversees requests for surveillance warrants against foreign spies inside the United States. If that American Cit... moreFISAForeign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978A FISA Court oversees requests for surveillance warrants against foreign spies inside the United States. If that American Citizen is a spy for a "foreign" why would that prevent the court from approving it? Why should American Citizens who are spies for a foreign country(Carter Page as suspected spy) be exempt from being spied upon by the US government? Makes no sense.
Who better than a suspected spy to spy on? Once again the Republicans took the wrong path for the wrong reason because they are totally ignorant and desperate. How many more wrong ... moreWho better than a suspected spy to spy on? Once again the Republicans took the wrong path for the wrong reason because they are totally ignorant and desperate. How many more wrong paths will they take before they realize they're wasting time seeking something that isn't there while ignoring what is.
That was the reason for the Phisa Warrant . Who better than a Russian Agent deserves being monitored? The fact that it is an American citizen is very sad but once again Republicans... moreThat was the reason for the Phisa Warrant . Who better than a Russian Agent deserves being monitored? The fact that it is an American citizen is very sad but once again Republicans made a mountain out of something that wasn't even a molehill. Once again their grasping at straws to keep them afloat just highlights the vapid vacuous desperation with which they forged ahead on another wrong path.
