A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet read... moreA little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand, and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while…Billy says: "I'm fine, mommy…i just haven't gone 'doody' yet."Mother says: "ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"Billy says: "works for ketchup." less
A few years ago I accidentally swallowed a chicken bone that got stuck in my throat. The emergency room doctor could not remove the chicken bone but was able to determined th... moreA few years ago I accidentally swallowed a chicken bone that got stuck in my throat. The emergency room doctor could not remove the chicken bone but was able to determined that the chicken bone did not interfere with my breathing. I had an operation a few days later to remove the chicken bone.
I have been on a few and my favorite part while portaging is making ghost sounds inside the canoe. There is something about the shape of a canoe that makes ghost sounds seem really... moreI have been on a few and my favorite part while portaging is making ghost sounds inside the canoe. There is something about the shape of a canoe that makes ghost sounds seem really scary. Cheers and happy weekend!
Between thee and me I think these 3 WHITE men have the hots for this AFRICAN AMERICAN woman and are fighting it the only way they know how! INSULT HER ATTACK HER so no one will sus... moreBetween thee and me I think these 3 WHITE men have the hots for this AFRICAN AMERICAN woman and are fighting it the only way they know how! INSULT HER ATTACK HER so no one will suspect them of DESIRING HER.Typical cowards.
I believe he is a 25-year-old CHARLIE Who sez she is a GREAT ATHLETEand then insults attacks defames maligns assaults insults.Typical right-wing knownothing donothing accomplished ... moreI believe he is a 25-year-old CHARLIE Who sez she is a GREAT ATHLETEand then insults attacks defames maligns assaults insults.Typical right-wing knownothing donothing accomplished nothings. They are the majority who attack those who are accomplished. JEALOUSY? STUPIDITY? INSANITY? I believe all three apply with the kid charlie nonothing do nothing.
Believe it or not those with the morals of poisonous vipers tell you that the fault lies with another.It is the fault of the person who baked the cookies and put them in the jar un... moreBelieve it or not those with the morals of poisonous vipers tell you that the fault lies with another.It is the fault of the person who baked the cookies and put them in the jar unattended.It is not the fault of the cooky taker stealer eater. In addition the eyesight of the viewer is brought into question and attacked insulted reviled denigrated. "You don't see what you see. It isn't there. It's all in your head. No cooky."Believe it or not bazillions of folks buy that rot a lot.Whadda do with 'em? Ignore 'em? I dunno. They do be worrisome though. less
You would be exceedingly grateful and appreciative for it the rest of your life?You would want more ask for more plan for more plot for more pray for more dream of getting more hav... moreYou would be exceedingly grateful and appreciative for it the rest of your life?You would want more ask for more plan for more plot for more pray for more dream of getting more having more and lie,cheat,steal to get more and remain unsatisfied until you died?
The ones that will be named nailed and BROUGHT TO JUSTICE for their part in the FAILED ATTEMPTED INSURRECTION.I believe it will be in the THOUSANDS. Every worm and maggot who... moreThe ones that will be named nailed and BROUGHT TO JUSTICE for their part in the FAILED ATTEMPTED INSURRECTION.I believe it will be in the THOUSANDS. Every worm and maggot who participated enabled facilitated cheered lied.That's lot of jailbirds who need a home.I wonder how many of them will end up getting what they deserve? Will any of them commit suicide? Will any of them be "taken out by a hit"? Stay tuned.
Who PLANNED it?Who FINANCED it?Which pols facilitated enabled participated supported protected it?That will be investigated researched witnessed to UNDER OATH by a lot of people wh... moreWho PLANNED it?Who FINANCED it?Which pols facilitated enabled participated supported protected it?That will be investigated researched witnessed to UNDER OATH by a lot of people who took notes in real time and will not lie under oath for any reason!BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID. Those of them who are involved and are terrified of what is coming at them.EarnedDeservedSLAM DUNKNow all we have to do is OUT ALL OF THEM, charge all of them, try all of them, PUNISH ALL OF THEM!The good part is finally coming. It's about time! less
I have an opinion and seek those of others to learn what they think so I askI don't know and believe someone might know so I askI believe some things should be shared and inform th... moreI have an opinion and seek those of others to learn what they think so I askI don't know and believe someone might know so I askI believe some things should be shared and inform those who may be unaware of themWhat other reasons are there for questions?
The weak the ill the poor the powerless? ORThe liars and thieves and murderers and rapists and torturers and saboteurs and despots and dictators and cruel evildoers?Who are "the LE... moreThe weak the ill the poor the powerless? ORThe liars and thieves and murderers and rapists and torturers and saboteurs and despots and dictators and cruel evildoers?Who are "the LEAST" of us if not the evildoers?Does JESUS exclude them or include them in "LEAST"?Anyone?
When the tax returns are released to CONGRESS who then releases them to the general public?When the multiple trials begin forcing the culprit to show up UNDER OATH and testif... moreWhen the tax returns are released to CONGRESS who then releases them to the general public?When the multiple trials begin forcing the culprit to show up UNDER OATH and testify to his actions/words?One day we say.One day.Which day?
