My dog has lots of different sounding barks and I think it would be neat to be able to understand exactly what he was saying with each bark. Like if he was chasing a deer and barki... moreMy dog has lots of different sounding barks and I think it would be neat to be able to understand exactly what he was saying with each bark. Like if he was chasing a deer and barking at it some of the barks or combinations of barks might = a swear word in dog language. Then I could set the translator to from human to dog and let my dog know that the next time I hear him swearing he's going to have to put a quarter in the swear jar. I think a device like that would be a hoot but it would also be a good thing to have - like I bet dolphins have some interesting things they could tell us about the oceans. Cheers! less
We get people walking into our community right past the signs that clearly state "PRIVATE PROPERTY MEMBERS ONLY"
What gives them the right to interrupt my morning then tell me the... moreWe get people walking into our community right past the signs that clearly state "PRIVATE PROPERTY MEMBERS ONLY"
What gives them the right to interrupt my morning then tell me they have a legal right to trespass and push their religion?
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?"
The German replies, "Nein, just one."
... moreA German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?"
The German replies, "Nein, just one."
"Drei"-pronounced "dry"—is German for "three". "Nein"-pronounced "nine"—is German for "No". "Dieser Witz stinkt" is German for "This joke stinks".
Good one? Bad one? I was told I have a dry humour. I went looking for a dry joke that would make me laugh. This one did, then again...I speak both languages...
What's your best dry joke? (Keep it sober, we are in the main room).
Said no reasonable prosecutor would pursue charges. HOWEVER he did say that in other circumstances people would be sanctioned for carelessness. Said there was no evidence of intent... moreSaid no reasonable prosecutor would pursue charges. HOWEVER he did say that in other circumstances people would be sanctioned for carelessness. Said there was no evidence of intentional misconduct! He went into great detail about the process.
Yesterday a satellite started a orbit around Jupiter and soon it will be sending info and images back to Earth. It blows my mind how smart mankind can be and figure out how to do ... moreYesterday a satellite started a orbit around Jupiter and soon it will be sending info and images back to Earth. It blows my mind how smart mankind can be and figure out how to do things like that. Cheers!
