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  • Why do MAGAs treat the 2nd Amendment as Holy, while trying to repeal the 22nd and completely ignoring Article I, Section 9, Clause 8?
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  • How does the wise extremely stable genius a** plan to prevent lightning strikes in California?

    During one 72-hour period in northern California there were OVER TEN THUSAND OF THEM.What's his plan for eliminating them? Sweep the skies perhaps as they sweep the forest floors?
    Last post by Stu Spelling Bee - August 24, 2020
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  • The latest wise extremely stable genius solution for California wildfires? SWEEP FOREST FLOORS! GET RID OF LEAVES. LEAVES?

    Those who agree with the big he and think that will solve all of California's forest fire problems raise your hands.
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  • MAGA outerwear isn't enough to show devotion loyalty support. What they need is to package essence of pumpkina** they can splash on. WHY?

    Silly billy so they can smell like him 24/7 and be enveloped in him. Douse themselves with essence of pumpkina** available in perfume cologne and after shave. All proceeds going to...  moreSilly billy so they can smell like him 24/7 and be enveloped in him. Douse themselves with essence of pumpkina** available in perfume cologne and after shave. All proceeds going to the pumpkina** of course. He HATES it when people make money off him without giving him a cut.What would be a good name for essence of pumpkina**? Why? Wouldja buy? What would YOU be willing to pay for it?  
    Last post by my2cents - August 24, 2020
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  • Stupid dumb goes thumb in thumb with certitude. The pumpkina** belives sweeping leaves out of a forest will prevent fires. Do you?

    A normal president would do whatever he could to help.The irregular abnormal queerly peculiarly pumpkina** attacks insults criticizes. Par for the course.Stupid dumb and certitude....  moreA normal president would do whatever he could to help.The irregular abnormal queerly peculiarly pumpkina** attacks insults criticizes. Par for the course.Stupid dumb and certitude. It is quite impressive isn't it? Especially in a "president"?  
    Last post by RosieG - August 24, 2020
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  • Does it, or would it, bother you to buy condoms in a store?

    I mean, such as does it embarrass you to bring them up to the cashier or clerk to check out and purchase them?I have done so at places such as the grocery store, Walmart, and Walgr...  moreI mean, such as does it embarrass you to bring them up to the cashier or clerk to check out and purchase them?I have done so at places such as the grocery store, Walmart, and Walgreens. I don't feel embarrassed or awkward about it if it's someone at the register I don't know and may only see once, but would be if it was someone I knew well enough.  
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  • Why would Savvy want to have so much CONTROL over a sweet, loving, caring guy like me? ~

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  • Do you listen to music while you're showering or are you some kind of psycho?

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  • What's your favorite Dr. Hook song right now?

    My new favorite is actually a cover:
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  • How has COVID affected your daily routine?

    I'm working from home three days a week now. For me, that's about the only difference.
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  • Have you had more children than you once thought you’d ever have, or fewer children than you once thought you’d ever have? ~

     
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  • Do you like polls?

    A.  YesB.  No3.  It depends on who is running for office.D.  Why do you ask?5.  Who cares?6.  What's a poll?G.  I'd rather eat cookies.8.  Huh?
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  • what does it mean if you have lumps on your forehead?

          Ive had them for months and did mention it to a doctor but they dont seem to think anything of it, im seeing a new one cause mine retired so i might mention it...  more      Ive had them for months and did mention it to a doctor but they dont seem to think anything of it, im seeing a new one cause mine retired so i might mention it to her in sept, someone had told me they were skin tags but today someone said they look more like lumps, ive gotten headaches a lot, and sometimes i tend to forget stuff like people ive known for yrs and i wonder what their names are or if i see them im trying to think of when ive seen them before, its just weird the way i forget people's names or who they are even though ive known them for yrs. ive wondered about brain tumors since ive had an aunt that died of one or altzheimers but because of the lumps i think it could be more of a tumor going on. im seeing my doctor sometime in sept, i might talk to her about it then. any ideas of whats going on?  less
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  • I know many guys aren't interested in much outside baseball, hockey, football, croquet, golf, and drugs and heavy drinking nowadays -

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  • Why are some people so obsessed with Canada, eh?

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  • Why doesn't Canada turn the Northwest Territories into provinces with their own names, eh?

    Doesn't that make Canada seem, somehow, unfinished?
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  • What are people who live in the Northwest Territories called, eh? Territorians?

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  • Does every hotel in Canada have a youth hockey team staying there, eh?

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  • How much clam juice do Canadians drink in a year, eh?

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  • Did the inventor of poutine decide to cover it with everything that causes heart disease, eh?

    Maybe he thought, "Why not? We have free health care in Canada."
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  • Was poutine created to make french fries even more unhealthy, eh?

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  • Are there any restaurants in Canada that don't serve poutine, eh?

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  • Have any of you Canadians ever seen moose, or are they only in Saskatchewan, eh?

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  • Jan. 2017 pumpkina** took over. Oct. 2017 QANON was born. A 9-month pregnancy. MAN GIVES BIRTH TO A MOVEMENT! Another first for the a**?

    He singlehandedly birthed bore born QANON!The second MIRACULOUS CONCEPTION ever recorded.QANON the child of pumpkina**. What a gas. Who'd a thunk it it?  I've always seen the ...  moreHe singlehandedly birthed bore born QANON!The second MIRACULOUS CONCEPTION ever recorded.QANON the child of pumpkina**. What a gas. Who'd a thunk it it?  I've always seen the pumpkin as girly man. Delicate sensitive a flower of womanhood in the body of a man.This nails it.What other so-called presumptive man ever gave birth?I know transgenders do. Is pumpkin one of the them?  
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  • What do you think would be a good motivational quote to put on a box of condoms?

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  • Why SHOULD the pumpkina** niece Mary Trump be loyal to a family that conspired and colluded to SCREW HER OUT OF HER INHERITANCE?

    The pumpkina** believes loyalty is a one-street. Is ain't.
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  • Only a dumbdon would embrace a QANON. Are you a dumbdon too? How long have you been afflicted with this terrible disease?

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  • Do you like to watch these true crime shows about the wives murdering their husbands? I do

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  • Is it legal or illegal to have a silencer on a gun? Why?

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  • Do you travel through life with absolute CERTITUDE that all your views are RIGHT and there is no wiggle room? Have you ALWAYS been that way?

    You are never uncertain about anything at anytime for any reason?If so all I have to say is WOW! Not me. Not by a long shot.
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  • Do we expect too much from those who are highly intelligent? Do we expect them to have all the answers all the time? Is that fair?

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  • Are you ALIVE because of something someone invented? A vaccine or antibiotic or chemotherapy? Staggering isn't it?

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  • Is it my imagination or does GREAT CREATIVITY AND GENIUS always have a pricetag that comes with it?

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  • I expect the answer to this question is unknowable but here it is anyway. How many lives have been saved by VACCINES and ANTIBIOTICS?

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  • Does the name Sir Howard Florey ring a bell? He shared the Nobel Prize for his role in the discovery of PENICILLIN! How many lives SAVED?

    An Aussie friend told me about him. Sadly I had never heard the name before.But I wonder without Penicillin how many would have died? Any way to quantify that?
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  • Should words invented by sixteen-year-olds be yeeted out of the lexicon for being too weird?

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  • In your estimation who was the GREATEST individual your nation ever produced? Why?

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  • Does breaking any law make you a crook/criminal? Parking in a no parking zone? Parking longer than the meter had money for? A rolling stop?

    Driving 51 miles in a 50 mile speed zone? Changing lanes too frequently? Not signalizing? WHAT?
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  • Surprise surprise surprise! NOT. So stevie miniscule STRONGARMED the US Postal service board of governors to hire a toady sycophant lemming?

    Someone who would roll over and do the pumpkina** bidding without question much like liddlebillybarrroycohn the FAKE attorney general.That is where toyboy DE JOY comes in. Wealthy ...  moreSomeone who would roll over and do the pumpkina** bidding without question much like liddlebillybarrroycohn the FAKE attorney general.That is where toyboy DE JOY comes in. Wealthy contributor who adores pumpkina** and was ORDERED to do everything in his to DESTROY the post office just in time for the election.Concurrent with that and its concomitant?The pumpkina** badmouthing and LYING ABOUT fraud in massive quantities that  will take place due to mail in voting. BADMAN will send armed sheriffs and police to "monitor" and shoot to death anyone they don't like the looks of. SO THERE! Up your nose with a rubber hose (shades of Vinnie Barbarino!)A two a** punch. One a** is toyboy De Joy. The other a** is the pumpkin.Very clever stevie miniscule. Thought you'd get away with it dintcha?Good better bestWorseWorser WorstestThere is no good better best in pumpkina**.  Only worse worser worstest.  less
    Last post by RosieG - August 23, 2020
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  • Of course no one wants any harm to come to the pumpkina**. On the other hand a good swift kick in the a**?

    Or is someone just walked up to him and decked him with a right cross. Does he have a glass jaw?I know it will never happen. The FBI would shoot him. But in fantasy it would be sat...  moreOr is someone just walked up to him and decked him with a right cross. Does he have a glass jaw?I know it will never happen. The FBI would shoot him. But in fantasy it would be satisfying to see the pumpkina** knocked down and out temporarily. No permanent harm would be the result OF COURSE. But it is a nice contemplation in one's imagination so he would just shut the F up!  
    Last post by RosieG - August 23, 2020
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  • The incredibly STUPID DUMB pumpkina** is at it again. Our fires will not be helped by "cleaning up the forest floor". Dumba** jacka**?

    We have had thousands and thousands and thousands of LIGHTNING STRIKES that ignited the fires. The brush is dry everywhere due to lack of rain.Regular ordinarly average intelligenc...  moreWe have had thousands and thousands and thousands of LIGHTNING STRIKES that ignited the fires. The brush is dry everywhere due to lack of rain.Regular ordinarly average intelligence folks KNOW that.The dumba** jacka** stupid dumb pumpkina** apparently does not.Just what we needed from him while we are on fire.MORE CRITICISM! He is an SF DH.  
    Last post by RosieG - August 31, 2020
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  • MASSIVE PROTESTS in Belarus due to RIGGED AUTHORITARIAN "head" who cheate to "win" and Police Brutality! Portent of things to come?

    Last post by RosieG - August 23, 2020
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  • Ever watch a film in a different language and it had subtitles? What about a DUBBED film? Well pumpkina** will be dubbed for 4 days. WHAT?

    It's the only way anyone will understand him.On his own hs speaks gibberish fluently but the stakes are very high and he has been informed he has to do as well as Joe Biden did whi...  moreIt's the only way anyone will understand him.On his own hs speaks gibberish fluently but the stakes are very high and he has been informed he has to do as well as Joe Biden did which we know ain't gonna happen. What to do? DUB.He will be moving his mouth vigorously but the words that come out will be spoken by others and of course there will be no attempt at matching how pumpkina** moves his lips with the words coming out of them theoretocally.I think they'd better have guards on stage too. Sarah Cooper who does pumpkina** so well might sneak on camera for a few laughs. Can't have that. Very serious very somber very stiff.  less
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  • The pumpkina** plans to speak ALL FOUR DAYS at the convention. He will be sitting on his throne on camera for the entire time. Gonna watch?

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  • So fat there have been ONE MILLION ACRES burned in California with "no end in sight". Y'all are having a celebration aren't y'all?

    The pumpkina** too is thrilled beyond belief and to his smithereens that what he has PRAYED for and HOPED for will come to be on his watch. The complete destruction of California. ...  moreThe pumpkina** too is thrilled beyond belief and to his smithereens that what he has PRAYED for and HOPED for will come to be on his watch. The complete destruction of California. Enjoy. We are here to please you. Have we?  
    Last post by RosieG - August 23, 2020
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  • Everyone knows being rich doesn't mean you are smart. Don't we all KNOW the rich pay others to do for them and they take the credit?.

    Ever have a boss/supervisor take credit for the work or creativity that was entirely yours?They do stuff like that because they can. Doesn't make 'em smart. Makes them lazy and liars.
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  • Just because your name is trump does not mean that you are STUPID. You know what a piece of crap he is but you lie or stifle it. WHY?

    Why not?The pumpkina** niece Mary Trump tape recorded her aunt Mary Anne Trump Barry talking bout pumpkina**."He has not principles". "You can't trust him". "He sad someone take hi...  moreWhy not?The pumpkina** niece Mary Trump tape recorded her aunt Mary Anne Trump Barry talking bout pumpkina**."He has not principles". "You can't trust him". "He sad someone take his SAT's for him"Everyone knows what he is. Some are honest and some lie so they can USE him to benefit themselves. He is so easy to fool. So easy to fake out. So easy to manipulate placate and also to annihilate. One day being an arrogant wuss will be his undoing. Everyone says so. That I can tell you.  
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  • Pumpkina** adoring worshippers will turn on their own families and abandon them and stick with the pumpkina**. PECULIARLY QUEER DEVOTION?

    They turned on FAUX NEWS for praising BIDEN'S SPEECH>FAUX Is dead to them. Well well well well well well.
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  • "Pumpkina** fans swear off Faux News after Faux hosts PRAISE BIDEN!" Rigid much? Inflexible marbleized steel rod up a** at all?

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  • In the mood to coup? The only way to get rid of a abominable gubment is to have a REVOLUTION and OVERTHROW IT! How about BOTH?

    Engage in a civil war simultaneously as we engage in a revolution to overthrow ebil gubment.Has that ever been done by anyone anywhere at anytime? Two for the price of one. How gre...  moreEngage in a civil war simultaneously as we engage in a revolution to overthrow ebil gubment.Has that ever been done by anyone anywhere at anytime? Two for the price of one. How great is that? Everyone says so. That I can tell you.How's about a TRIPLE THREAT?Civil RevolutionTHIRD WORLD WAR That would keep the folks hopping. In the midst of a pandemic of course and a heat wave and fires. Sounds like lots of fun doesn't it?  
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  • What would be the VERY BEST REASON to have another civil war in the usa today?

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